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Packing Mule |
A Cargo Corp trophy for reaching the rank of Packing Mule trainee. |
11/01/2012 18:53:33 |
1.11 |
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Bearer Of Coffee |
A Cargo Corp trophy for reaching the rank of Bearer of Coffee trainee. |
11/01/2012 18:53:33 |
1.49 |
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Cargo Commander |
A Cargo Corp trophy for reaching the rank of junior Cargo Commander. |
11/01/2012 18:53:33 |
1.71 |
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Home Sweet Home |
I made a drawing for you, dad, about when you finally came home! |
11/01/2012 18:53:34 |
1.84 |
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50 Days On The Job |
Cargo Corp honored your 50th day on the job with a small picture of a gold watch. |
11/01/2012 18:53:34 |
1.74 |
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Healthy Headshot |
After throwing an apple can against a mutant, you remembered your wife telling you not to eat so much canned food. |
11/01/2012 18:53:34 |
0.92 |
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Memory Of A Mug |
After carrying your coffee mug through 5 containers of a wave without breaking it, you remembered the day your wife bought it for you. |
11/01/2012 18:53:34 |
1.21 |
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Priorities |
I made a drawing of you, killing a mutant in a container while choking in space! |
11/01/2012 18:53:34 |
1.67 |
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Toilet In Space |
This drawing is for you dad, a toilet in space! |
11/01/2012 18:53:34 |
1.10 |
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Cap Hoarder |
Cargo Corp has noticed that you collected 100 caps. Please spend your money to buy Cargo Corp equipment. |
11/01/2012 18:53:34 |
1.64 |
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Multikill |
Killing 5 mutants with one bullet reminded you of your son breaking his hand on five wooden boards with one strike on his karate training. |
11/01/2012 18:53:34 |
1.44 |
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World's Strongest Dad |
Here's a drawing of you dad, with all guns and armor and explosives and upgrades! |
11/01/2012 18:53:34 |
1.55 |
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Fast Learner |
Cargo Corp wishes to congratulate you with finding all possible cargo on your first day. |
11/01/2012 18:53:34 |
0.75 |
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Parcel Warning |
Cargo Corp has noticed all the parcels you received from home. Please contact your designated office shrink for homesickness tests. |
11/01/2012 18:53:35 |
1.92 |
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Curse Quota Exceeded |
Cargo Corp warns you that your curse quota of 100 has been exceeded. Please refrain from shouting obscenities. |
11/01/2012 18:53:35 |
1.15 |
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Team Building |
Cargo Corp has noted that you have met 50 co-workers and wishes to applaud your teamwork and social skills. |
11/01/2012 18:53:35 |
1.22 |
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Eradicator |
You are the best dad! On this drawing you have just smashed 20 monsters! |
11/01/2012 18:53:35 |
0.62 |
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Exterminator |
You are the best dad! On this drawing you have just smashed 200 monsters! |
11/01/2012 18:53:35 |
1.11 |
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Annihilator |
You are the best dad! On this drawing you have just smashed 1000 monsters! |
11/01/2012 18:53:35 |
1.49 |
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