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It's all about me, ME |
Good job you unlocked the Selfone |
05/31/2017 16:22:48 |
0.45 |
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IMONABOAT |
Everybody look at me cause I'm flyin on a boat |
05/31/2017 16:22:48 |
0.69 |
|
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It just looks like a fancy fax |
This is a lot of power we're entrusting you with |
05/31/2017 16:22:49 |
0.77 |
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Who you gonna call? |
This is a reference to the original movies, not the 2016 sequel |
05/31/2017 16:22:49 |
0.83 |
|
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Really Hot Mail |
If you get this joke, you are pretty old |
05/31/2017 16:22:49 |
1.05 |
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Braaains |
In theory this is the first achievement you've unlocked |
05/31/2017 16:22:50 |
0.25 |
|
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BRAAINS |
Bigger IS better |
05/31/2017 16:22:50 |
0.28 |
|
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Damned fine cup of coffee |
Have you ever walked off a bus in a full three piece suit and headed straight for the woods? They have. |
05/31/2017 16:22:50 |
0.33 |
|
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You've got mail |
Bro, you like, totally got mail. |
05/31/2017 16:22:51 |
0.36 |
|
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Adam West Award |
Batman's eternal torment |
05/31/2017 16:22:51 |
0.39 |
|
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Progress, not perfection |
Today is a new day for being a new you |
05/31/2017 16:22:51 |
0.43 |
|
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A dark secret |
But what is it? |
05/31/2017 16:22:52 |
0.46 |
|
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I've seen enough |
To know where this is going |
05/31/2017 16:22:52 |
0.59 |
|
 |
Four thousand more years |
Nobody is as good as he is at doing what he does, nobody. |
05/31/2017 16:22:53 |
0.73 |
|
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Forged by, with, and for pure evil |
Think of it like when you do your Lipton chicken and noodle soup with only two cups of water instead of four, but with evil instead of salt. |
05/31/2017 16:22:53 |
0.80 |
|
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Dark Or White Chocolate? |
Either way, you're a bit late for it buddy |
05/31/2017 16:22:54 |
0.80 |
|
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
I'm laughin straight to the bank with this |
05/31/2017 16:22:54 |
0.53 |
|
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Brap brap brap |
How much armor do you really need against poor farmers anyway? |
05/31/2017 16:22:54 |
0.49 |
|
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This is a T rated game |
The shower is made out of gold, how else were we supposed to convey this |
05/31/2017 16:22:55 |
0.58 |
|
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Magicide |
The act of commiting murder on a wizard |
05/31/2017 16:22:55 |
0.89 |
|
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Merlincide |
Shop's closed, go see the other wizards |
05/31/2017 16:22:56 |
0.90 |
|
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Gandalfcide |
He was indeed a conjuror of cheap tricks |
05/31/2017 16:22:56 |
0.96 |
|
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Harrycide |
Ur a wizard now Harry |
05/31/2017 16:22:56 |
1.11 |
|
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Shaqcide |
Boomshaqalaka |
05/31/2017 16:22:57 |
1.20 |
|
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tnemeveihcA |
emit tsrif eht rof latrop emit a desU |
05/31/2017 16:22:57 |
0.50 |
|
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I've no idea what to do here |
But you crafted a thing, I am truely proud of you buddy |
05/31/2017 16:22:57 |
0.77 |
|
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Taking sides |
I understand why you did this, he's just so adorkable |
05/31/2017 16:22:58 |
0.93 |
|
 |
You've hit rock bottom |
You truely have |
05/31/2017 16:22:58 |
1.21 |
|
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Oh the huge vanity |
#nofilter |
05/31/2017 16:22:59 |
0.65 |
|
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Bob, your mucus |
Mother puss bucket |
05/31/2017 16:22:59 |
0.94 |
|
 |
How many hats can a man own!? |
Five, the answer is five. |
05/31/2017 16:22:59 |
0.80 |
|
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Who cares about you Lachhh |
We do. |
05/31/2017 16:23:00 |
0.58 |
|
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SIX, SIX SIX, THE NUMBER OF THE BOB |
Autoclicker detected, deleting game |
05/31/2017 16:23:00 |
1.15 |
|
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Plenty of phish in the sea |
And nothing of value was lost |
05/31/2017 16:23:00 |
0.75 |
|
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Got 49 problems but a shard ain't one |
Ain't no thang but a magic w... wand |
05/31/2017 16:23:01 |
1.21 |
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