Game |
Achievement |
Points |
![Genital Jousting Genital Jousting](images/games/logos/469820.jpg) |
![Most Improved Tapulator](images/icons/locked/1000262.jpg) |
Most Improved Tapulator |
1.35 |
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
![Genital Jousting Genital Jousting](images/games/logos/469820.jpg) |
![Meet Your Maker](images/icons/locked/1000265.jpg) |
Meet Your Maker |
1.52 |
Penetrate God. |
![Genital Jousting Genital Jousting](images/games/logos/469820.jpg) |
![Summer Job](images/icons/locked/1000266.jpg) |
Summer Job |
1.36 |
Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
![Genital Jousting Genital Jousting](images/games/logos/469820.jpg) |
![Early Bird](images/icons/locked/1000268.jpg) |
Early Bird |
1.62 |
Swallow every worm. |
![Genital Jousting Genital Jousting](images/games/logos/469820.jpg) |
![Sleep No More](images/icons/locked/1000269.jpg) |
Sleep No More |
1.67 |
Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
![Genital Jousting Genital Jousting](images/games/logos/469820.jpg) |
![Self Defence](images/icons/locked/1000270.jpg) |
Self Defence |
0.90 |
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
![Genital Jousting Genital Jousting](images/games/logos/469820.jpg) |
![Bulking Gear](images/icons/locked/1000272.jpg) |
Bulking Gear |
1.65 |
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
![Genital Jousting Genital Jousting](images/games/logos/469820.jpg) |
![Paperwork](images/icons/locked/1000273.jpg) |
Paperwork |
1.61 |
Submit your monthly physical report. |
![Genital Jousting Genital Jousting](images/games/logos/469820.jpg) |
![Popcorn Buffet](images/icons/locked/1000274.jpg) |
Popcorn Buffet |
1.43 |
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
![Genital Jousting Genital Jousting](images/games/logos/469820.jpg) |
![Appalling Appetite](images/icons/locked/1000275.jpg) |
Appalling Appetite |
1.74 |
You should see a doctor immediately. |
![Genital Jousting Genital Jousting](images/games/logos/469820.jpg) |
![Clumsy](images/icons/locked/1000276.jpg) |
Clumsy |
1.26 |
Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
![Genital Jousting Genital Jousting](images/games/logos/469820.jpg) |
![A Better John](images/icons/locked/1000277.jpg) |
A Better John |
1.00 |
Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
![Genital Jousting Genital Jousting](images/games/logos/469820.jpg) |
![Master Unlocker](images/icons/locked/1000278.jpg) |
Master Unlocker |
1.46 |
Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
![Genital Jousting Genital Jousting](images/games/logos/469820.jpg) |
![Couch Party](images/icons/locked/1000279.jpg) |
Couch Party |
1.74 |
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
![Genital Jousting Genital Jousting](images/games/logos/469820.jpg) |
![Always Finishes First](images/icons/locked/1000280.jpg) |
Always Finishes First |
1.19 |
Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
![Genital Jousting Genital Jousting](images/games/logos/469820.jpg) |
![The Perfect Partner](images/icons/locked/1000283.jpg) |
The Perfect Partner |
1.41 |
Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
![Genital Jousting Genital Jousting](images/games/logos/469820.jpg) |
![My Precious](images/icons/locked/1000284.jpg) |
My Precious |
1.51 |
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
![Genital Jousting Genital Jousting](images/games/logos/469820.jpg) |
![Magnetic Basshole](images/icons/locked/1000285.jpg) |
Magnetic Basshole |
1.51 |
Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
![Genital Jousting Genital Jousting](images/games/logos/469820.jpg) |
![Till Death Do Us](images/icons/locked/1000287.jpg) |
Till Death Do Us |
1.15 |
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
![Genital Jousting Genital Jousting](images/games/logos/469820.jpg) |
![Autopaedicatio](images/icons/locked/1000288.jpg) |
Autopaedicatio |
1.23 |
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
![Genital Jousting Genital Jousting](images/games/logos/469820.jpg) |
![Fussy Lover](images/icons/locked/1000289.jpg) |
Fussy Lover |
1.81 |
Save yourself for that special orgy. |