| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
 |
 |
Till Death Do Us |
1.15 | 06/20/2018 15:01:52 |
| Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
|
 |
Autopaedicatio |
1.23 | 06/20/2018 14:52:22 |
| Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
|
 |
Spare Wheel |
1.37 | 06/20/2018 14:44:58 |
| Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
|
 |
Always Finishes First |
1.19 | 06/20/2018 14:42:40 |
| Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
|
 |
My Precious |
1.51 | 06/20/2018 14:41:13 |
| Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
|
 |
The Perfect Partner |
1.41 | 06/20/2018 14:36:21 |
| Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
|
 |
Generous Lover |
0.65 | 06/20/2018 14:24:22 |
| Finish last in a Party Mode game. |
|
 |
Sleep No More |
1.67 | 06/19/2018 20:59:17 |
| Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
|
 |
Early Bird |
1.62 | 06/19/2018 20:58:11 |
| Swallow every worm. |
|
 |
A Better John |
1.00 | 06/19/2018 20:56:36 |
| Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
|
 |
Bulking Gear |
1.65 | 06/18/2018 21:04:54 |
| Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
|
 |
Clumsy |
1.26 | 06/18/2018 21:04:54 |
| Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
|
 |
Swan Tamer |
1.04 | 06/18/2018 20:49:25 |
| Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
|
 |
Self Defence |
0.90 | 06/18/2018 20:43:40 |
| Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
|
 |
Appalling Appetite |
1.74 | 06/18/2018 20:40:28 |
| You should see a doctor immediately. |
|
 |
Popcorn Buffet |
1.43 | 06/18/2018 20:39:40 |
| Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
|
 |
Summer Job |
1.36 | 06/18/2018 20:30:39 |
| Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
|
 |
Meet Your Maker |
1.52 | 06/18/2018 20:28:04 |
| Penetrate God. |
|
 |
Paperwork |
1.61 | 06/17/2018 03:55:14 |
| Submit your monthly physical report. |
|
 |
Fire Inspector |
0.65 | 06/17/2018 03:54:03 |
| Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
|
 |
Go Right |
0.53 | 06/17/2018 03:29:26 |
| Move to the right. |
|
 |
Go Left |
0.53 | 06/17/2018 03:28:55 |
| Move to the left. |
|
 |
Most Improved Tapulator |
1.35 | 06/17/2018 03:27:39 |
| Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
