| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
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Spring Fresh |
0.45 |
| Clean any map adequately |
|
 |
Employee of the Month |
0.66 |
| Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office |
|
 |
You're Fired! |
0.53 |
| Get fired! |
|
 |
Blood Soaked |
1.19 |
| Spill 100 dirty buckets |
|
 |
Blaze of Glory |
1.04 |
| Incinerate 2000 items |
|
 |
Bloody Hell! |
0.91 |
| Mop up 10,000 splats |
|
 |
Who's for Dinner? |
0.82 |
| Get eaten |
|
 |
Top Brass |
1.27 |
| Pick up 800 casings |
|
 |
Taking Out the Trash |
1.31 |
| Pick up 1000 pieces of trash |
|
 |
Ubermensch |
1.59 |
| Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare |
|
 |
Pedestrian |
1.43 |
| Track over 20,000 footprints |
|
 |
Janicide |
1.05 |
| Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge |
|
 |
Need a Hand? |
1.53 |
| Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic |
|
 |
Bins? Limbs! |
1.59 |
| Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times |
|
 |
First Aid |
1.34 |
| Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits |
|
 |
The Nose Knows |
1.38 |
| Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours |
|
 |
Chew on This! |
1.23 |
| Throw 100 items into sand traps |
|
 |
Disintegrator |
1.61 |
| Fry 500 items with the plasma welder |
|
 |
The Mops Of Wrath |
0.76 |
| Complete Athena's Wrath Level |
|
 |
Anti-Virus |
0.94 |
| Complete Caduceus Level |
|
 |
Ice-Cold Cleana |
1.17 |
| Complete Cryogenesis Level |
|
 |
Sandblasted |
1.32 |
| Complete Unearthly Excavation Level |
|
 |
Pine Fresh |
1.17 |
| Complete Hydroponic Hell Level |
|
 |
Surgical Sweeper |
1.04 |
| Complete Evil Science Level |
|
 |
Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning |
1.06 |
| Complete Paintenance Level |
|
 |
Operation Brownwash |
0.90 |
| Complete Waste Disposal Level |
|
 |
Refined |
1.04 |
| Complete Unrefinery Level |
|
 |
One Mop To Rule Them All |
1.51 |
| Complete All major Official Levels |
|
 |
Pass The Torch |
1.11 |
| Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor |
|
 |
Louis and Clean |
1.22 |
| Complete Gravity Drive Level |
|
 |
Clean Freak |
1.18 |
| Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave |
|
 |
Employee of the Year |
1.39 |
| Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards |
|
 |
Identity Theft |
1.17 |
| Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office |
|
 |
Bring the Thunder |
1.51 |
| Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on |
|
 |
Master of the Beats |
1.46 |
| Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game |
|
 |
Plague Bearer |
1.45 |
| Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something |
|
 |
Head Hunter |
1.53 |
| Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office |
|
 |
Brushed Steel |
1.10 |
| Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level |
|
 |
Bushwhacked |
1.25 |
| Complete Overgrowth Level |
|
 |
Bob's Legacy |
1.49 |
| Find Bob |
|
 |
"Red Keycard" |
1.51 |
| Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room |
|
 |
Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe |
1.57 |
| Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office |
|
 |
Eggregious |
1.47 |
| Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office |
|
 |
Cleanliness is Godliness |
1.23 |
| Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
|
 |
Christmas Crisis Corrected |
1.52 |
| Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off |
|
 |
Sanitized Earth |
1.45 |
| Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
|
 |
Bloody Incompetent |
1.34 |
| Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
|
 |
St. Nick's Boomstick |
1.35 |
| Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office |
|
 |
The Red Nose Knows |
1.36 |
| Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office |
|
 |
Rooks Kept |
1.38 |
| Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office |
|
 |
Ballistic Weaponry |
1.43 |
| Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office |
|
 |
Thunder Candle |
1.09 |
| Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT |
|
 |
Head Hunter |
1.47 |
| Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho! |
|
 |
Santa Hats Must Die! |
1.56 |
| Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate |
|
 |
Tower of Babel |
1.39 |
| Build a stack of 10 stools |
|
 |
The Day the Funk Died |
1.15 |
| Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire |
|
 |
Cold Storage |
1.02 |
| Complete Frostbite Level |
|
 |
Biomassive Breakdown |
1.33 |
| Complete Incubation Emergency Level |
|
 |
Sanitary Supremacy |
1.30 |
| Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level |
|
 |
Mr. Two Million Dollars |
1.44 |
| Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office |
|
 |
Swept Under The Carpet |
1.26 |
| Complete Uprinsing Level |
|
 |
Crystal Clear |
1.46 |
| Complete Core Sample Level |
|
 |
Pest Control |
1.43 |
| Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level |
|
 |
Bleach and Clear |
1.60 |
| Complete Penumbra Level |
