| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
 |
 |
Conversationalist |
0.74 | 04/16/2015 14:35:41 |
| Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes |
|
 |
Essence of Pigeon |
0.54 | 04/16/2015 14:32:53 |
| Spray 3 people with pheromones |
|
 |
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty |
0.87 | 04/16/2015 14:28:38 |
| Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant |
|
 |
Face Infectors |
0.44 | 04/16/2015 14:25:51 |
| Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage |
|
 |
Serious Degaussing Skills |
0.86 | 04/16/2015 14:23:52 |
| Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park |
|
 |
Saliva Surrogate |
0.63 | 04/16/2015 14:20:42 |
| Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs |
|
 |
Verbal Morality Statute |
0.82 | 04/16/2015 14:18:00 |
| Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal |
|
 |
Breaking The Mold |
0.57 | 04/16/2015 14:12:43 |
| Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities |
|
 |
Bloody Mary On The Rocks |
0.59 | 04/16/2015 14:06:05 |
| Serve a bloody mary |
|
 |
A Kissenger For All Seasons |
0.66 | 04/16/2015 14:00:38 |
| Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions |
|
 |
But She Can Fly... |
0.57 | 04/16/2015 13:54:27 |
| Win a round of pillow fight |
|
 |
DJ Compact Disc Jockey |
0.66 | 04/16/2015 13:46:37 |
| Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad |
|
 |
Clean As A Whistle |
0.65 | 04/16/2015 13:40:22 |
| Find and utilize a bidet |
|
 |
Don't Get Involved |
0.65 | 04/16/2015 13:14:21 |
| Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick |
|
 |
Heroine Chic |
0.62 | 04/16/2015 13:12:57 |
| Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face |
|
 |
Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer |
0.67 | 04/16/2015 13:07:16 |
| Explore other guest rooms at the resort |
|
 |
Exume To Consume |
0.56 | 04/16/2015 12:45:44 |
| Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand |
|
 |
Polyplegic |
0.75 | 04/16/2015 12:37:09 |
| Land awkwardly while diving at the pool |
|
 |
Hasselhoff In A Pinch |
0.62 | 04/16/2015 12:36:49 |
| Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool |
|
 |
Around The World In 80 Puns |
0.75 | 04/16/2015 12:19:33 |
| Visit all travel destinations in the world |
|
 |
Spongiform Encephalopathy |
0.53 | 04/16/2015 12:07:01 |
| Consume one brain steeped sandwich |
|
 |
Insurance Premiums Increase |
0.61 | 04/16/2015 12:04:07 |
| Shatter all vases in the shop |
|
 |
Data mole |
0.53 | 04/16/2015 11:58:01 |
| Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level |
|
 |
Long Distance Charges |
0.66 | 04/16/2015 11:56:32 |
| Dial all phone menu options |
