338.8 hours playing time on record
| Game | Achievement | Points | Unlocked | |
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Pentagon | 1.08 | 07/07/2014 21:08:33 |
| Complete the Hyper Hexagoner stage | ||||
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Triangle | 1.04 | 07/07/2014 19:30:26 |
| Complete the Hexagonest stage | ||||
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Square | 1.05 | 07/05/2014 06:28:20 |
| Complete the Hyper Hexagon stage | ||||
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SISYPHUS | 0.67 | 06/28/2014 16:02:57 |
| Drive a Type C vehicle with the Parking Brake engaged for 300 meters and Diff Lock disengaged | ||||
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Demogoat | 0.32 | 06/27/2014 20:16:32 |
| Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time | ||||
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Knight | 1.07 | 06/09/2014 02:16:54 |
| Score 1 Million Points in 1 Run | ||||
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Rook | 0.82 | 06/09/2014 02:10:45 |
| Score 500k Points in 1 Run | ||||
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Line | 0.70 | 06/05/2014 21:15:31 |
| Complete the Hexagoner stage | ||||
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Point | 0.48 | 06/04/2014 09:28:30 |
| Complete the Hexagon stage | ||||
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Acceptance | 0.52 | 03/13/2014 10:47:10 |
| You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself. | ||||
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More Popular Than Jesus | 0.38 | 03/05/2014 14:29:45 |
| You made friends with half of South Park. | ||||
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Daddy Issues | 0.42 | 03/05/2014 11:13:32 |
| You befriended your father. | ||||
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KKK Hero | 0.55 | 03/05/2014 10:54:08 |
| You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle. | ||||
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Nonconformist | 0.32 | 03/05/2014 10:11:19 |
| You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game. | ||||
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Mastery | 0.28 | 03/05/2014 09:05:51 |
| You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability. | ||||
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Parkeologist | 0.53 | 03/04/2014 23:56:14 |
| You opened all of the garages in South Park. | ||||
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First Day in South Park | 0.27 | 03/04/2014 13:52:02 |
| You completed your first day in South Park. | ||||
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New Kid On The Block | 0.25 | 03/04/2014 13:13:28 |
| You have joined the KKK. | ||||
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Weapon Proficiency | 0.27 | 03/04/2014 12:25:26 |
| Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks. | ||||
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Shutout | 0.23 | 03/04/2014 10:14:59 |
| You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle. | ||||
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Skilled Defender | 0.24 | 03/04/2014 10:00:13 |
| Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks. | ||||
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Poco Chinpoko | 0.22 | 03/04/2014 09:40:08 |
| You collected 5 Chinpokomon. | ||||
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Lindbergh | 0.76 | 01/29/2014 04:32:44 |
| Finish 3 "Perfect Regions" in 1 Run | ||||
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Magellan | 0.66 | 01/29/2014 04:32:44 |
| Fly into 1 World Portal | ||||
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I AM the Law! | 1.32 | 01/23/2014 06:46:45 |
| Finished the third act of Movie Mode! | ||||
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Winter is Coming! | 1.08 | 01/12/2014 21:59:39 |
| Finished the second act of Movie Mode! | ||||
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Spring Roll! | 1.34 | 01/12/2014 21:58:54 |
| Bounce off a spring after death! | ||||
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Quick Change! | 0.89 | 01/12/2014 21:55:21 |
| Change a vehicle mid level! | ||||
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First Day on Set! | 0.56 | 01/12/2014 21:43:03 |
| Finished your second level | ||||
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Swordsmith | 1.16 | 01/12/2014 07:11:45 |
| Unlock all swords | ||||
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File R-00: Status - Closed | 0.22 | 01/12/2014 00:25:21 |
| Complete File R-00: Guard Duty. | ||||
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Welcome back! | 0.19 | 01/06/2014 02:21:15 |
| Quit the game and then start it again. | ||||
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Great! ...Where are we going? | 0.76 | 01/05/2014 05:27:41 |
| Form The Fellowship of the Ring. | ||||
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That is no trinket you carry. | 0.72 | 01/05/2014 05:18:59 |
| Complete 'Weathertop'. | ||||
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It's a dangerous business... | 0.62 | 01/05/2014 01:12:35 |
| Complete 'The Black Rider'. | ||||
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The strength of Men failed. | 0.53 | 01/05/2014 00:51:07 |
| Complete 'Prologue'. | ||||
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Beat the game | 0.18 | 01/03/2014 07:31:43 |
| Complete The Stanley Parable. | ||||
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Diversity | 0.17 | 12/31/2013 09:50:03 |
| Have male and female staff. | ||||
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100K Engine | 0.09 | 12/31/2013 09:37:59 |
| Invest over 100K in a new game engine. | ||||
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Good Judgement | 0.05 | 12/31/2013 09:14:14 |
| Create a game with a good topic/genre combination. | ||||
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Supporter | 0.04 | 12/31/2013 09:07:25 |
| Support a young start-up. Buy the game. | ||||
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So It Begins | 0.21 | 12/29/2013 20:31:58 |
| Beat the Tutorial. | ||||
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Catch a Ride | 0.38 | 12/29/2013 08:12:02 |
| You boarded the train and escaped the Chicago PD | ||||
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Damage Control | 0.27 | 12/29/2013 08:05:10 |
| You contained a situation gone bad | ||||
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Rocksteady | 0.42 | 12/29/2013 08:04:50 |
| You executed a point shooting with at least 3 kills | ||||
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Chamber of Secrets | 0.33 | 12/29/2013 07:50:09 |
| You located the hotel room number 899 | ||||
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Inconspicuous | 0.29 | 12/29/2013 07:48:00 |
| You remained undetected throughout a checkpoint | ||||
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True Potential | 0.28 | 12/29/2013 07:41:05 |
| You unlocked a technique | ||||
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Kingslayer | 0.26 | 12/29/2013 07:37:54 |
| You fulfilled Birdie's contract and eliminated The King of Chinatown | ||||
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Under Wraps | 0.27 | 12/29/2013 07:36:01 |
| You hid a body | ||||