| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
 |
Exume To Consume |
0.56 |
| Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand |
|
 |
Data mole |
0.53 |
| Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level |
|
 |
Saliva Surrogate |
0.63 |
| Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs |
|
 |
Essence of Pigeon |
0.54 |
| Spray 3 people with pheromones |
|
 |
Conversationalist |
0.74 |
| Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes |
|
 |
Serious Degaussing Skills |
0.86 |
| Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park |
|
 |
Long Distance Charges |
0.66 |
| Dial all phone menu options |
|
 |
Verbal Morality Statute |
0.82 |
| Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal |
|
 |
Face Infectors |
0.44 |
| Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage |
|
 |
Insurance Premiums Increase |
0.61 |
| Shatter all vases in the shop |
|
 |
Spongiform Encephalopathy |
0.53 |
| Consume one brain steeped sandwich |
|
 |
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty |
0.87 |
| Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant |
|
 |
Around The World In 80 Puns |
0.75 |
| Visit all travel destinations in the world |
|
 |
Hasselhoff In A Pinch |
0.62 |
| Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool |
|
 |
Heroine Chic |
0.62 |
| Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face |
|
 |
Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer |
0.67 |
| Explore other guest rooms at the resort |
|
 |
Don't Get Involved |
0.65 |
| Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick |
|
 |
But She Can Fly... |
0.57 |
| Win a round of pillow fight |
|
 |
DJ Compact Disc Jockey |
0.66 |
| Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad |
|
 |
A Kissenger For All Seasons |
0.66 |
| Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions |
|
 |
Bloody Mary On The Rocks |
0.59 |
| Serve a bloody mary |
|
 |
Breaking The Mold |
0.57 |
| Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities |
|
 |
Clean As A Whistle |
0.65 |
| Find and utilize a bidet |
|
 |
Polyplegic |
0.75 |
| Land awkwardly while diving at the pool |
