| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
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Touchdown! |
0.30 |
| You've traveled the distance of a football field. It sounds impressive. |
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Incroyable! |
0.35 |
| You've traveled far enough to walk to the top of the Eiffel Tower. If they let you, which they don't. They make you pay for an elevator. |
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Cruising for a Bruising Altitude |
0.85 |
| You've traveled far enough to reach the average flying height of a passenger jet. Buckle up! |
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Going Uptown |
1.15 |
| You've traveled far enough to walk the length of Manhattan. It's a nice day out, really. |
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The Proclaimer |
2.72 |
| You've walked 500 miles. You will not walk 500 more. It's 2.6 million feet. Frankly, we're surprised you made it. |
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Ricky Fail |
1.20 |
| We let a 10 year old play the game and he got to Floor 3 on his first try. So, nice work, Sport. |
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Ricky Recruit |
0.46 |
| You completed the tutorial! Thank you! If you read the manual, you're our hero. |
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Bag Nasty |
1.27 |
| You made yourself a blandwich. Enjoy. Yum. |
|
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Eat Fresh! |
1.74 |
| You've made 25 Hero SotSwiches. That's good eatin'! |
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Copper Top |
1.46 |
| You've recharged 50 items, so you can keep on going, and going, and going... |
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Mr. Fixit |
1.08 |
| You've repaired 20 pieces of your equipment. Nice work, soldier! |
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Red Green Jr. |
1.42 |
| You've repaired 50 pieces of your equipment and ladies find you handy. |
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Blood and Pineapples |
0.84 |
| Kablam! Nice juggling, soldier! You killed four enemies with one grenade! |
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Room Broom |
1.07 |
| We know what your favorite weapon is... |
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What I do Isn't Very Nice |
2.02 |
| Give 'em Hell, Bub. |
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Stark Approved |
1.45 |
| Power to full. Systems online. Diagnostics read green. Let's stomp a scavenger bot. |
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I Feel So Funky |
0.62 |
| You tried your first mutagen! Can you move? |
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Bedazzled |
0.82 |
| You've used a bio-mod on your armor! Hopefully it didn't disintegrate... |
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Rhinestone Cowboy |
2.35 |
| Wow, that's a lot of bio-mods in your armor. If you survive, let's hit the clubs. |
|
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Tinker |
0.58 |
| You've used a bio-mod on your weapon! How's the aim? |
|
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Bling Master |
1.40 |
| That's a lot of bio-mods in that weapon. Now hold it sideways when you shoot. That's even cooler. |
|
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Engineer Win Easy |
1.89 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer on Easy! |
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Engineer Win Normal |
2.35 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer on Normal! |
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Engineer Win Hard |
2.69 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer on Hard! |
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Bull Nuke |
2.78 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer on Insane! |
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Scout Win Easy |
2.04 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout on Easy! |
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Scout Win Normal |
2.34 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout on Normal! |
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Scout Win Hard |
2.68 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout on Hard! |
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H.O.G. |
2.77 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout on Insane! |
|
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Marine Easy Win |
1.95 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine on Easy! |
|
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Marine Normal Win |
2.39 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine on Normal! |
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Marine Hard Win |
2.64 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine on Hard! |
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Meat Shield |
2.71 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine on Insane! |
|
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Easy Win Trio |
2.32 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with all three character classes on Easy! |
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Normal Win Trio |
2.61 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with all three character classes on Normal! |
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Hard Win Trio |
2.79 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with all three character classes on Hard! |
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Insane Win Trio |
2.86 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with all three character classes on Insane! Geez! |
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Quintus Facilis |
0.61 |
| You've survived past Floor 5 on Easy. |
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Quintus Normalis |
0.65 |
| You've survived past Floor 5 on Normal. |
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Quintus Durus |
1.66 |
| You've survived past Floor 5 on Hard. |
|
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Quintus Insanis |
2.07 |
| You've survived past Floor 5 on Insane! |
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Decimus Facilis |
0.79 |
| You've survived past Floor 10 on Easy. |
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Decimus Normalis |
1.10 |
| You've survived past Floor 10 on Normal. |
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Decimus Durus |
2.04 |
| You've survived past Floor 10 on Hard. |
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Decimus Insanis |
2.31 |
| You've survived past Floor 10 on Insane! |
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Quindecimus Facilis |
0.99 |
| You've survived past Floor 15 on Easy. |
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Quindecimus Normalis |
1.49 |
| You've survived past Floor 15 on Normal. |
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Quindecimus Durus |
2.21 |
| You've survived past Floor 15 on Hard. |
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Quindecimus Insanis |
2.44 |
| You've survived past Floor 15 on Insane! |
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Vicensimus Facilis |
1.19 |
| You've survived past Floor 20 on Easy. |
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Vicensimus Normalis |
1.69 |
| You've survived past Floor 20 on Normal. |
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Vicensimus Durus |
2.33 |
| You've survived past Floor 20 on Hard. |
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Vicensimus Insanis |
2.48 |
| You've survived past Floor 20 on Insane! |
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Quinque et Vicensimus Facilis |
1.37 |
| You've survived past Floor 25 on Easy. |
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Quinque et Vicensimus Normalis |
1.87 |
| You've survived past Floor 25 on Normal. |
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Quinque et Vicensimus Durus |
2.38 |
| You've survived past Floor 25 on Hard. |
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Quinque et Vicensimus Insanis |
2.50 |
| You've survived past Floor 25 on Insane! |
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Tricensimus Facilis |
1.48 |
| You've survived to Floor 30 on Easy. Which is OK. |
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Tricensimus Normalis |
1.97 |
| You've survived to Floor 30 on Normal. |
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Tricensimus Durus |
2.42 |
| You've survived to Floor 30 on Hard. |
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Tricensimus Insanis |
2.51 |
| You've survived to Floor 30 on Insane! |
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Arms Merchant |
2.33 |
| You have scrabbled and saved and you have 2000 potential enemy deaths in your inventory. Nice work. NOW SHOOT SOMETHING, ALREADY! |
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Master Chef |
1.67 |
| Hallo! How are you? You made yourself some chow while wearing full battle armor! |
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Lethal Frag |
1.76 |
| You tried to fix a console or repair a hub and it exploded in your face. Which is funny as well as an important lesson to heal up before you start tinkering with stuff. The tutorial warned you and everything. |
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Egg Hunter |
2.13 |
| You have found and eaten 5 of each type of egg! Eggcellent! (bah-dum-TISH!) |
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Chef |
0.98 |
| You have whipped up 5 different food items! Scrumptious! |
|
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The Painvin Award |
1.37 |
| You have successfully decrypted 25 messages! |
|
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The Goldwasser Award |
1.59 |
| You have successfully decrypted 50 messages! |
|
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Psi Recruit |
0.77 |
| You completed the updated tutorial! Don't forget, manual has lots of helpful information. |
|
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Quintus Gravis |
2.20 |
| You've survived past Floor 5, Seriously! |
|
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Decimus Gravis |
2.40 |
| You've survived past Floor 10, Seriously! |
|
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Quindecimus Gravis |
2.48 |
| You've survived past Floor 15, Seriously! |
|
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Vicensimus Gravis |
2.55 |
| You've survived past Floor 20, Seriously! |
|
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Quinque et Vicensimus Gravis |
2.58 |
| You've survived past Floor 25, Seriously! |
|
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Tricensimus Gravis |
2.61 |
| You've survived to Floor 30, Seriously! |
|
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Psion Win Easy |
2.54 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Psion on Easy! |
|
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Psion Win Normal |
2.67 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Psion on Normal! |
|
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Psion Win Hard |
2.79 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Psion on Hard! |
|
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PsyOps |
2.89 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Psion on Insane! |
|
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Ranger Win Easy |
2.46 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Ranger on Easy! |
|
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Ranger Win Normal |
2.57 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Ranger on Normal! |
|
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Ranger Win Hard |
2.76 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Ranger on Hard! |
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Lead The Way |
2.88 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Ranger on Insane! |
|
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Quinque et Tricensimus Gravis |
2.62 |
| You've survived to Floor 35, Seriously! |
|
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Quadragesimus Gravis |
2.64 |
| You've survived to Floor 40, Seriously! |
|
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Epic meal time!!! |
1.80 |
| You wrapped a SotSwich in bacon. Who thinks like that? YOU DO! That's why you're awesome! |
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Hippy-dippy whatever, maaaan. |
2.81 |
| You made up 10 batches of trail mix. You like quinoa, don't you? Oh yeah, you totally do. |
|
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The Reveen Award |
2.24 |
| You have acquired, in one game or another, all of the Psi powers! |
|
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The Kreskin Award |
2.26 |
| You have acquired, in a single game, all of the Psi powers! |
|
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Quinque et Tricensimus Facilis |
1.93 |
| You've survived past Floor 35 on Easy. |
|
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Quinque et Tricensimus Normalis |
2.20 |
| You've survived past Floor 35 on Normal. |
|
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Quinque et Tricensimus Durus |
2.48 |
| You've survived past Floor 35 on Hard. |
|
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Quinque et Tricensimus Insanis |
2.59 |
| You've survived past Floor 35 on Insane! |
|
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Quadragesimus Facilis |
1.97 |
| You've survived past Floor 40 on Easy. |
|
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Quadragesimus Normalis |
2.22 |
| You've survived past Floor 40 on Normal. |
|
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Quadragesimus Durus |
2.51 |
| You've survived past Floor 40 on Hard. |
|
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Quadragesimus Insanis |
2.61 |
| You've survived past Floor 40 on Insane! |
|
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Murder of Crows |
2.88 |
| You have killed 25 of your own species (Morrigi) |
|
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Suul'ka Hunter |
2.79 |
| You have killed 25 of your own species (Liir) |
|
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Warring Queens |
2.50 |
| You have killed 25 of your own species (Hiver) |
|
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Killer Ape |
1.73 |
| You have killed 25 of your own species (Human) |
|
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Caste War |
1.97 |
| You have killed 25 of your own species (Tarkas) |
|
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Jaynus: Robot Hunter |
1.66 |
| You have destroyed 500 mecha class creatures. |
|
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The Professor Ivo Award |
2.78 |
| You have crafted 1000 recipes (tech tables) |
|
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The Chef Bourdain Award |
2.40 |
| You have crafted 1000 recipes (cookers) |
|
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The Keel Memorial Award |
2.16 |
| You have destroyed a Salemite |
|
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Mysterious Universe |
2.43 |
| You have fought 5 of each Cryptid (Salemite, Hopkinite, Retriever, Sasquatch, Yeti, Psireberal) |
|
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Good Samaritan |
2.96 |
| You have freed 50 prisoners |
|
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The Special Help Award |
1.65 |
| You have died ten times before reaching level 15. You look like you could use some help. |
|
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Claustrophobia |
2.50 |
| You have completed the game in Quick mode |
|
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Golf Clap |
2.47 |
| You have completed the game in Fast mode |
|
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Weapon Smith |
2.55 |
| You have crafted 100 weapons |
|
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Lord of War |
2.96 |
| You have crafted 100 Ay-kays |
|
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Chestburster |
2.79 |
| You have consumed 50 Bacon SotSwiches. Seek medical help. |
|
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Who Ya Gonna Call? |
2.53 |
| You have defeated 50 Specters. Was it just a mist or did they have arms and legs? |
|
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The Kraven Award |
2.16 |
| You have killed 10,000 creatures. Maybe you were the monster... ALL ALONG! |
|
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Get To Dah Choppah |
2.06 |
| You have killed 50 invisible enemies |
|
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The Zatoichi Award |
2.47 |
| You have killed 50 enemies while blind |
|
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The Romero Award |
2.68 |
| You have killed 100 zombie creatures |
|
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The EQ Memorial Award |
1.72 |
| You have killed 500 rats. |
|
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Striker Win Easy |
2.66 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Striker on Easy! |
|
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Striker Win Normal |
2.74 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Striker on Normal! |
|
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Striker Win Hard |
2.85 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Striker on Hard! |
|
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Glamorous |
2.88 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Striker on Insane! |
|
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Seriously, Striker? |
2.91 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Striker, Seriously! |
|
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Warrior Win Easy |
2.70 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Warrior on Easy! |
|
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Warrior Win Normal |
2.77 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Warrior on Normal! |
|
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Warrior Win Hard |
2.83 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Warrior on Hard! |
|
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For The Queen! |
2.88 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Warrior on Insane! |
|
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Seriously, Warrior? |
2.91 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Warrior, Seriously! |
|
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Seeker Win Easy |
2.55 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Seeker on Easy! |
|
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Seeker Win Normal |
2.66 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Seeker on Normal! |
|
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Seeker Win Hard |
2.79 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Seeker on Hard! |
|
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For The Elders! |
2.86 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Seeker on Insane! |
|
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Seriously, Seeker? |
2.88 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Seeker, Seriously! |
|
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Seriously, Gang? |
2.92 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with all three character classes on Insane! Geez! (pit classes) |
|
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Holy S**t |
2.91 |
| You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with all eight character classes on Insane. Go home. Your intervention is waiting. |
|
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GUNNAAAAAAY! |
2.77 |
| Ah helped ya this once, Bullet Magnet. Now... can you do it by yourself? |
|
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Beware of the blob! |
2.79 |
| Ah man, what'd you do? Now you're a protean blob. Hopefully you'll find another Transmogrifier. |
|
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Enoch Dominus |
2.98 |
| Dominate 200 enemies as Shepherd. |
|
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Fright Night |
3.00 |
| Instill Fear in 500 enemies as Shepherd. |
|
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Fungus Hunter |
2.04 |
| Rid the world of 200 M'kkose. |
|
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Pumpkin King |
2.14 |
| Carve a Fear Lantern |
|
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Army of Darkness |
2.68 |
| Kill 100 Zuul Ghouls! |
|
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You're a Mean One |
1.88 |
| Ho ho holy crap! You killed a Gronch! |
|
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Shrunk Three Sizes That Day |
2.33 |
| Just a few days of holiday fun. That's all. But you had to turn it off early. You Grinc... GRONCH! We meant Gronch. |
|
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Game Night! |
2.59 |
| Even The Pit can provide an evening of fun for the whole family! |
