| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
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The Right Way |
1.31 |
| Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement. |
|
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"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." |
0.58 |
| Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here. |
|
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"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" |
0.70 |
| Use the hole punch. |
|
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"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it." |
0.81 |
| Scare the living a few times. |
|
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"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." |
0.84 |
| Talk to Glottis about cravings. |
|
 |
"Lousy bony fingers!" |
0.60 |
| Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon. |
|
 |
"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!" |
0.70 |
| Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine. |
|
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"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help." |
0.73 |
| Try to dig up some dirt on Meche. |
|
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"Precisamente, amigo." |
0.74 |
| Learn of a nefarious plot. |
|
 |
"Join or Die! Again!" |
0.74 |
| Receive a message from Eva. |
|
 |
"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work." |
0.94 |
| Try to guess Domino's password a few times. |
|
 |
"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!" |
1.02 |
| Try to intimidate the pigeons. |
|
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"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!" |
0.89 |
| Ask Glottis about the tree farm. |
|
 |
"We only have one mop." |
0.85 |
| Check your job qualifications with Celso. |
|
 |
"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..." |
0.85 |
| Ask Velasco about his eye patch. |
|
 |
Year 1 |
0.85 |
| Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld. |
|
 |
"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" |
1.05 |
| Catch up on how the pigeons are doing. |
|
 |
"Plus, we look good in these clothes!" |
0.87 |
| Talk to Glottis about leaving. |
|
 |
"Well, maybe just a sip..." |
0.90 |
| Sample the Marillo de Oro. |
|
 |
"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." |
0.88 |
| Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie. |
|
 |
"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" |
0.86 |
| Ask Lupe about her organizational system. |
|
 |
"It shone, pale as bone..." |
1.09 |
| Look at the moon. |
|
 |
"Consider it an homage." |
1.03 |
| Have Olivia recite one of your poems. |
|
 |
"We're straight stingers, you know?" |
0.91 |
| Talk to the worker bees about playing the game. |
|
 |
"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." |
1.10 |
| Listen to Carla's whole story. |
|
 |
"Manny, we've given up. All of us." |
0.92 |
| Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here. |
|
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"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" |
1.01 |
| Visit with Maximino. |
|
 |
"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" |
0.92 |
| Try to convince Verago to help you out. |
|
 |
"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." |
0.97 |
| Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar. |
|
 |
"Oh Rusty Anchor" |
1.23 |
| Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song. |
|
 |
"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" |
1.23 |
| Chant with the bees. |
|
 |
Year 2 |
0.97 |
| Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld. |
|
 |
"I wasn't always this color!" |
1.00 |
| Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here. |
|
 |
*sniff* *sniff* |
1.00 |
| Make the angelitos cry. |
|
 |
"Save your breath..." |
1.02 |
| Try to explain to Meche. |
|
 |
"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" |
1.01 |
| Get Domino to explain the racket to you. |
|
 |
"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" |
1.02 |
| Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics. |
|
 |
"Stop showing off for the girl!" |
1.24 |
| Try to beat Domino in a fair fight. |
|
 |
Year 3 |
1.01 |
| Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold. |
|
 |
"Happy trails, Captain." |
1.03 |
| See Chepito on his way. |
|
 |
"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." |
1.05 |
| Hold to your commitments. |
|
 |
"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." |
1.01 |
| See Bruno on his way. |
|
 |
"...so large" |
1.10 |
| Meet the mechanics. |
|
 |
"Oh, Lola..." |
1.08 |
| Revisit the place where you left Lola. |
|
 |
"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" |
1.23 |
| Crack a joke. |
|
 |
"Manuel! Is everything okay?" |
1.05 |
| Play with the radio. |
|
 |
Year 4 |
1.02 |
| Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld. |
