| Game | Achievement | Points | Unlocked | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Dick Message | 0.92 | 02/01/2017 18:36:48 |
| Wasted no time with the Wise Wang. | ||||
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Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad | 0.80 | 04/19/2015 01:09:40 |
| Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. | ||||
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Rain on your Wedding Day | 0.76 | 04/18/2015 09:16:38 |
| Reunited with an old flame. | ||||
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Ladies Love Cake | 0.94 | 04/18/2015 09:14:55 |
| Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. | ||||
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Ginger Mint | 0.76 | 04/18/2015 08:24:47 |
| Killed Zack Ward. | ||||
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Holocaust: Part Deux | 0.72 | 04/18/2015 07:22:15 |
| Reunited with an old enemy. | ||||
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GABAGOOOOOL! | 0.64 | 04/18/2015 05:59:22 |
| Reunited with an old friend. | ||||
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Ape Gape | 0.89 | 04/18/2015 05:49:04 |
| Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive. | ||||
| Game | Achievement | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|
|
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Better than POSTAL III | 0.88 |
| Rescued your loyal companion. | |||
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My Name is Jesus | 1.12 |
| Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. | |||
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Harder than r/gonewild | 1.14 |
| Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. | |||
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Adderall4All | 1.13 |
| Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) | |||
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PooMasher | 0.98 |
| Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. | |||
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Hobo Sexual | 0.98 |
| Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. | |||
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Ode to Eddings | 1.04 |
| Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. | |||
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Rich on Reddit | 0.99 |
| Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. | |||
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BioShocked | 0.86 |
| Spent $2000 on vending machines. | |||
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Gettin DP'd | 0.86 |
| Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. | |||
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You Snow Nothing John Blow | 1.01 |
| Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. | |||
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RAFIBOMB!!! | 0.67 |
| Kicked 10 people in the balls. | |||