| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
 |
 |
My Name is Jesus |
1.12 | 02/10/2016 17:33:28 |
| Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. |
|
 |
Ode to Eddings |
1.04 | 02/10/2016 15:48:02 |
| Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. |
|
 |
PooMasher |
0.98 | 02/10/2016 14:50:57 |
| Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. |
|
 |
Rich on Reddit |
0.99 | 02/10/2016 14:49:45 |
| Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. |
|
 |
Ape Gape |
0.89 | 02/10/2016 14:16:38 |
| Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive. |
|
 |
Hobo Sexual |
0.98 | 02/10/2016 13:28:45 |
| Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. |
|
 |
You Snow Nothing John Blow |
1.01 | 02/10/2016 12:53:59 |
| Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. |
|
 |
Adderall4All |
1.13 | 02/09/2016 14:26:13 |
| Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
|
 |
Ladies Love Cake |
0.94 | 02/09/2016 12:30:20 |
| Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. |
|
 |
Dick Message |
0.92 | 02/09/2016 11:08:41 |
| Wasted no time with the Wise Wang. |
|
 |
Harder than r/gonewild |
1.14 | 02/08/2016 18:41:49 |
| Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. |
|
 |
Better than POSTAL III |
0.88 | 02/08/2016 18:41:48 |
| Rescued your loyal companion. |
|
 |
BioShocked |
0.86 | 02/08/2016 18:15:32 |
| Spent $2000 on vending machines. |
|
 |
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad |
0.80 | 02/08/2016 17:32:23 |
| Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. |
|
 |
Rain on your Wedding Day |
0.76 | 02/08/2016 15:27:55 |
| Reunited with an old flame. |
|
 |
Ginger Mint |
0.77 | 02/08/2016 13:37:45 |
| Killed Zack Ward. |
|
 |
Holocaust: Part Deux |
0.72 | 02/08/2016 12:51:46 |
| Reunited with an old enemy. |
|
 |
Gettin DP'd |
0.86 | 02/08/2016 12:37:08 |
| Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. |
|
 |
GABAGOOOOOL! |
0.65 | 02/08/2016 11:22:15 |
| Reunited with an old friend. |
|
 |
RAFIBOMB!!! |
0.67 | 01/28/2016 14:10:20 |
| Kicked 10 people in the balls. |
