| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
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Now that's Rank! LVL 5 |
1.13 |
| You ranked up to Level 5! |
|
 |
Now that's Rank! LVL 10 |
1.43 |
| You ranked up to Level 10! |
|
 |
Now that's Rank! LVL 20 |
1.51 |
| You ranked up to Level 20! |
|
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Now that's Rank! LVL 30 |
1.60 |
| You ranked up to Level 30! |
|
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Employee of The Month |
1.60 |
| You hit max rank! Way to go, you made it, aren't you something… You still have to come in tomorrow. |
|
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Raging |
1.09 |
| Achieve your first x2 Rage! |
|
 |
Psychopath |
1.90 |
| Achieve 5 x2 Rages in a single game. |
|
 |
The Hells My KEYS!?!? |
0.00 |
| NO SERIOUSLY!?!? Find 42 keys |
|
 |
Royal Flush |
1.25 |
| Pass all levels with at least one golden poo. |
|
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Perfectly Unhinged |
1.43 |
| Jeez, I hope you washed your hands first. You've gained all the golden poos in all levels! |
|
 |
rePent Up Aggression |
0.00 |
| Even Dante stopped at 9... But 10??? 30 poos... If only your mom could see you now… Or cared. |
|
 |
Pugilist |
0.00 |
| You prefer to be a gentleman when destroying your surroundings. |
|
 |
You Better Have Great Insurance |
1.30 |
| Destroy 95% of the items in the room in a single level. |
|
 |
Throws of Ecstasy |
1.16 |
| Tossed your hat in the ring...and 49 thousand other things too! |
|
 |
Elf Shot the Food |
2.21 |
| Accidents happen, like YOU...AGAIN!?! Seriously… I needed that |
|
 |
How Am I Going to Check My Emails Now? |
1.43 |
| Destroy 500 computer monitors. |
|
 |
Someone Call the Nerd Brigade |
1.60 |
| Destroy 500 computer towers. |
|
 |
No Time To Rest |
1.90 |
| Destroy 1000 chairs. |
|
 |
Caffeine'll Kill Ya! |
0.00 |
| Destroy 1000 coffee pots. |
|
 |
Root Achievement |
2.21 |
| Destroy/use 100 staplers. |
|
 |
You Got the Memo Right? |
0.00 |
| Destroy 10,000 filing cabinets. |
|
 |
I Need HR!! |
1.60 |
| Smash 100 of your coworkers pictures. |
|
 |
The Premiums Will Kill You |
1.36 |
| Accumulate 1,000,000 points. Seriously High premium. |
|
 |
Destruction is an Artform |
2.21 |
| Accumulate 10,000,000 points |
|
 |
Taco Tuesday |
1.43 |
| Hungry much? |
|
 |
A Cut Above the Rest! |
1.51 |
| The Pixel Sword Unlocked! Shave and a haircut, 8 bits! |
|
 |
D3vil Inside |
1.60 |
| Mischeiv_os Unlocked! Karpee Vernasco Necktie...wait, that's not right. |
|
 |
Holy Roller |
1.60 |
| Holy Keyboard Unlocked! And a caps (f)Lock of Angels sing the to thy rest. |
|
 |
I'd give it a 9.8 |
1.43 |
| Grabbity Gun Unlocked! What goes up… must stay up? |
|
 |
In the Red |
1.51 |
| REDDEATH Unlocked! Righteous ranged ricochet red. Really. |
|
 |
Fired Up! |
1.03 |
| R.I.F.E. Unlocked! Looks like your AXE got FIRED! |
|
 |
Get Polishing |
0.00 |
| Golden Poo Unlocked! Even polished… It is what it is. |
|
 |
Interior Decorator |
0.00 |
| Customize your cubicle! |
|
 |
Silky Smooth |
1.06 |
| Customize Philbert's arms! |
|
 |
Destructive Pattern |
0.00 |
| Unlock all patterns...for now. |
|
 |
Holy Motherboards |
1.73 |
| Ready to Reboot? |
|
 |
Stay Hollow |
0.00 |
| Thanks for watching! |
|
 |
Aww Yeah! |
0.00 |
| Rob's song. |
|
 |
Get Good Bro |
1.90 |
| What seems to be the problem ma'am? You done be caught. |
|
 |
The Merger Unlocked! |
0.00 |
| Spark one up and Rock-et retro style! |
|
 |
The Micromanager Unlocked! |
0.00 |
| HAHAHAH CRY SOME MORE!! |
|
 |
The RoadRage Unlocked! |
0.00 |
| Go for Pink slips in your W.I.P. Whip! |
