Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
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Anustart! |
1.39 | 03/08/2015 07:15:57 |
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
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CAN YOU DIG IT?! |
1.45 | 03/08/2015 07:12:15 |
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
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40 Year Old Virgin |
1.42 | 03/07/2015 18:47:37 |
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
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Thanks for the money! |
1.03 | 03/07/2015 17:02:06 |
Finished all seven days. |
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I swear, I thought it was a home fill |
0.99 | 03/07/2015 17:00:50 |
Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
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Rick Grimes 4 Life |
1.04 | 03/07/2015 11:42:59 |
Made 30 zombies lose their heads. |
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Screw Bill Lumbergh! |
0.90 | 03/07/2015 11:38:15 |
Survived Saturday. |
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Shiva Blast |
1.03 | 03/07/2015 10:27:15 |
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
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Michonne ain't got nothin' on me |
1.29 | 03/07/2015 10:13:16 |
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
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Workin' for the Weekend |
0.83 | 03/07/2015 09:20:25 |
Survived Friday. |
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Gary vs. The K. Man |
1.33 | 03/06/2015 23:18:09 |
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. |
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SCREW that game! |
1.28 | 03/06/2015 22:55:58 |
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. |
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I should buy a boat |
1.07 | 03/06/2015 22:49:14 |
Read the newspaper every day. |
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It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays |
0.78 | 03/06/2015 22:47:42 |
Survived Thursday. |
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John Rambo'd! |
1.17 | 03/06/2015 21:04:51 |
Made a very long killing spree. |
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Fear and Loathing |
1.30 | 03/06/2015 20:36:41 |
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
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Where's Mr. McGibblets? |
0.82 | 03/06/2015 20:30:15 |
Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
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GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! |
0.81 | 03/06/2015 18:07:35 |
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. |
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You are not alone |
0.98 | 03/06/2015 17:08:03 |
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! |
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OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! |
0.69 | 03/06/2015 17:02:18 |
Survived Wednesday. |
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I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace |
0.83 | 03/06/2015 16:52:54 |
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. |
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FAB-U-LOUS! |
0.89 | 03/06/2015 16:19:28 |
Wore all three outfits. |
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Found 'em faster than GWB |
1.07 | 03/06/2015 15:22:58 |
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. |
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Gotta pay the Troll Toll |
0.83 | 03/06/2015 14:52:37 |
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. |
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Hello, Newman |
1.22 | 03/06/2015 14:24:32 |
Kicked 30 dogs. |
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Pussy on a Pedestal |
1.20 | 03/06/2015 14:23:10 |
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
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Running With Scissors |
1.03 | 03/06/2015 14:00:17 |
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. |
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Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! |
0.85 | 03/06/2015 06:41:48 |
Killed over 1,000 people. |
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Door Mat |
0.87 | 03/06/2015 06:35:06 |
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
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Darth Maul'd! |
0.92 | 03/06/2015 06:34:13 |
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. |
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Can't Touch This |
0.86 | 03/06/2015 06:04:20 |
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. |
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Anger Management With Roger Clemens |
1.05 | 03/06/2015 06:03:32 |
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
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Cesar Millan is Very Happy |
1.18 | 03/06/2015 05:49:08 |
Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
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A-Rod Who? |
1.07 | 03/06/2015 05:34:57 |
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
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C U Next Tuesday |
0.61 | 03/06/2015 05:29:56 |
Survived Tuesday. |
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Rebecca Black's Nightmare |
1.02 | 03/06/2015 04:10:55 |
Totaled 30 cars. |
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Don't taze me, bro! |
1.19 | 03/05/2015 19:22:11 |
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
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And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree |
0.79 | 03/05/2015 19:07:12 |
Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
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Reddit would be proud. |
1.02 | 03/05/2015 19:04:29 |
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
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OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale |
0.79 | 03/05/2015 19:01:39 |
Roasted 30 people with fire. |
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Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. |
0.73 | 03/05/2015 18:56:41 |
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
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I don't need virgins for this |
1.13 | 03/05/2015 18:52:53 |
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
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One time, at band camp... |
1.14 | 03/05/2015 18:51:34 |
Saved the marching band from explody death. |
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I Am Legend |
1.02 | 03/05/2015 18:48:43 |
Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
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It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway |
0.65 | 03/05/2015 18:46:41 |
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
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Officer McLovin' |
0.49 | 03/05/2015 18:46:37 |
Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
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Someone's got a case of the Mondays! |
0.44 | 03/05/2015 18:45:16 |
Survived Monday. |
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There's always money in the banana stand |
1.04 | 03/05/2015 18:19:50 |
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. |
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Señor Cornballer |
1.07 | 03/05/2015 18:14:37 |
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
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Uncle T-Bag |
1.22 | 03/05/2015 18:03:58 |
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
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Paid the Piper |
0.94 | 03/05/2015 17:55:25 |
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
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Lieberman is our Leader! |
0.64 | 03/05/2015 17:13:09 |
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
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Do you even Enzyte, bro? |
0.66 | 03/05/2015 17:07:57 |
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. |
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Chuck Norris'd! |
0.91 | 03/05/2015 16:59:53 |
Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
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It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog |
0.61 | 03/05/2015 16:56:31 |
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
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Friend of Dorothy |
0.38 | 03/05/2015 16:50:30 |
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
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Taxidermy with Chuck Testa |
0.46 | 03/05/2015 16:49:25 |
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
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It's sterile and I like the taste |
0.54 | 03/05/2015 16:46:48 |
Sucked down your own piss. |
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I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you |
0.54 | 03/05/2015 16:42:28 |
Put out someone that's on fire. |
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Chapelle's Show |
1.01 | 03/05/2015 16:41:04 |
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
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Finkle IS Einhorn! |
0.60 | 03/05/2015 16:34:24 |
Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
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R. Kelly's Protege |
0.34 | 03/05/2015 16:32:58 |
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
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Fur Sure! |
0.68 | 12/14/2013 04:49:19 |
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
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Here, Wilfred |
0.47 | 12/14/2013 04:35:17 |
Gained your first dog helper. |
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Duck Dynasty |
0.43 | 12/14/2013 04:27:42 |
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
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Well, aren't YOU a badass |
0.40 | 12/14/2013 04:24:38 |
Kicked open a door. |