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1.2 hours playing time on record

Game Achievement Points Unlocked
Do you even Enzyte, bro? Do you even Enzyte, bro? 0.72 10/08/2014 13:39:38
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Lieberman is our Leader! Lieberman is our Leader! 0.73 08/16/2014 06:32:46
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
R. Kelly's Protege R. Kelly's Protege 0.41 08/16/2014 06:19:48
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Friend of Dorothy Friend of Dorothy 0.46 08/16/2014 06:19:12
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Here, Wilfred Here, Wilfred 0.55 08/16/2014 06:02:50
Gained your first dog helper.
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you 0.59 08/16/2014 05:57:19
Put out someone that's on fire.

Locked achievements

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Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty 0.50
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Chapelle's Show Chapelle's Show 1.03
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa Taxidermy with Chuck Testa 0.55
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me Michonne ain't got nothin' on me 1.32
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Someone's got a case of the Mondays! Someone's got a case of the Mondays! 0.51
Survived Monday.
C U Next Tuesday C U Next Tuesday 0.69
Survived Tuesday.
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! 0.78
Survived Wednesday.
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays 0.87
Survived Thursday.
Workin' for the Weekend Workin' for the Weekend 0.92
Survived Friday.
Screw Bill Lumbergh! Screw Bill Lumbergh! 0.98
Survived Saturday.
I swear, I thought it was a home fill I swear, I thought it was a home fill 1.07
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Cesar Millan is Gay Cesar Millan is Gay 1.23
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale 0.87
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Rebecca Black's Nightmare Rebecca Black's Nightmare 1.08
Totaled 30 cars.
Hello, Newman Hello, Newman 1.24
Kicked 30 dogs.
Darth Maul'd! Darth Maul'd! 0.98
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Reddit would be proud. Reddit would be proud. 1.06
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Pussy on a Pedestal Pussy on a Pedestal 1.22
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace 0.91
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Uncle T-Bag Uncle T-Bag 1.25
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Running With Scissors Running With Scissors 1.06
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! 0.94
Killed over 1,000 people.
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree 0.86
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. 0.83
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Can't Touch This Can't Touch This 0.92
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Fear and Loathing Fear and Loathing 1.37
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Señor Cornballer Señor Cornballer 1.12
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! 0.87
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Rick Grimes 4 Life Rick Grimes 4 Life 1.10
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Anustart! Anustart! 1.46
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
40 Year Old Virgin 40 Year Old Virgin 1.48
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
CAN YOU DIG IT?! CAN YOU DIG IT?! 1.51
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Planet of the Apes: The Musical Planet of the Apes: The Musical 1.50
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Scientology Level: OT VIII Scientology Level: OT VIII 1.59
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Fur Sure! Fur Sure! 0.79
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog 0.69
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Where's Mr. McGibblets? Where's Mr. McGibblets? 0.91
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Finkle IS Einhorn! Finkle IS Einhorn! 0.65
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Anger Management With Roger Clemens Anger Management With Roger Clemens 1.10
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Shiva Blast Shiva Blast 1.09
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Don't taze me, bro! Don't taze me, bro! 1.21
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
I Am Legend I Am Legend 1.06
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
I should buy a boat I should buy a boat 1.12
Read the newspaper every day.
Officer McLovin' Officer McLovin' 0.58
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Paid the Piper Paid the Piper 1.00
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Well, aren't YOU a badass Well, aren't YOU a badass 0.47
Kicked open a door.
It's sterile and I like the taste It's sterile and I like the taste 0.61
Sucked down your own piss.
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway 0.73
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
FAB-U-LOUS! FAB-U-LOUS! 0.96
Wore all three outfits.
I don't need virgins for this I don't need virgins for this 1.13
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
A-Rod Who? A-Rod Who? 1.12
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Door Mat Door Mat 0.92
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Chuck Norris'd! Chuck Norris'd! 0.92
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
One time, at band camp... One time, at band camp... 1.17
Saved the marching band from explody death.
There's always money in the banana stand There's always money in the banana stand 1.10
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
SCREW that game! SCREW that game! 1.30
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Found 'em faster than GWB Found 'em faster than GWB 1.13
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Gotta pay the Troll Toll Gotta pay the Troll Toll 0.90
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
John Rambo'd! John Rambo'd! 1.26
Made a very long killing spree.
Gary vs. a Giant Penis Gary vs. a Giant Penis 1.36
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
You are not alone You are not alone 1.05
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Thanks for the money! Thanks for the money! 1.09
Finished all seven days.
I'm not even supposed to be here today! I'm not even supposed to be here today! 1.53
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

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