| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
 |
Special Education |
1.38 |
| Complete the tutorial. |
|
 |
White Baby Get |
1.59 |
| Find an abandoned white baby. |
|
 |
Hockey Rink Deaths |
2.18 |
| Die in every possible manner in and around the Hockey Rink. |
|
 |
Clowntown:Clinic |
2.12 |
| Burn down a free clinic. |
|
 |
That's One Way |
1.82 |
| Take the coward's way out. |
|
 |
ClownTown: Sister Carrie |
1.73 |
| Ruin a poor nun's day. |
|
 |
Clown Town: Critical Mass |
2.10 |
| Reach a critical clown mass. |
|
 |
Father Of The Year |
2.10 |
| Re-abandon an infant. |
|
 |
Gotta Catch 'Em All |
2.26 |
| Find all the abandoned infants. |
|
 |
Daddy? |
2.23 |
| Find an abandoned black baby. |
|
 |
Rock the Vote |
2.21 |
| Find an abandoned hispanic baby. |
|
 |
Kawaii!! |
2.26 |
| Find an abandoned asian baby. |
|
 |
Baby Kin |
2.21 |
| Find an abandoned alien baby. |
|
 |
Master of Death |
2.32 |
| Die in every possible manner in the entire game. |
|
 |
Airport Deaths |
2.01 |
| Die in every possible manner in and around the Airport. |
|
 |
Slums Deaths |
2.12 |
| Die in every possible manner in the Slums. |
|
 |
Downtown Deaths |
2.32 |
| Die in every possible manner Downtown. |
|
 |
Suburbs Deaths |
2.23 |
| Die in every possible manner in the Suburbs. |
|
 |
Park Deaths |
2.29 |
| Die in every possible manner in and around the Park. |
|
 |
Docks Deaths |
2.21 |
| Die in every possible manner in the Docks. |
|
 |
Little Italy Deaths |
2.26 |
| Die in every possible manner in Little Italy. |
|
 |
Little Tokyo Deaths |
2.26 |
| Die in every possible manner in Little Tokyo. |
|
 |
Commune Deaths |
2.23 |
| Die in every possible manner in the Commune. |
|
 |
Hipton Deaths |
2.26 |
| Die in every possible manner in Hipton. |
|
 |
Business District Deaths |
2.23 |
| Die in every possible manner in the Business District. |
|
 |
Clowntown |
2.29 |
| Complete all of the clown quests/ Lose your soul. |
|
 |
Holy Grinder |
2.26 |
| Find and return the Holy Grinder to Hobo Bob. |
|
 |
Logophobia |
2.36 |
| Logophobia: A fear of words. Rush through every storyline. |
|
 |
Rat Race |
2.32 |
| Complete the Politician storyline in less than an hour. |
|
 |
Bum Rush |
2.23 |
| Complete the Hobo storyline in less than an hour. |
|
 |
Quickie |
2.32 |
| Complete the Lady of the Night storyline in less than an hour. |
|
 |
Trigger Happy |
2.36 |
| Complete the Mafia storyline in less than an hour. |
|
 |
That's All, Folks |
2.26 |
| Complete all storylines. |
|
 |
King Of The Streetfolk |
2.18 |
| Complete the Hobo storyline. |
|
 |
Head Pimp |
2.21 |
| Complete the "Lady of the Night" storyline. |
|
 |
Don Of The City |
2.26 |
| Complete the Mafia storyline. |
|
 |
Top Rat |
2.21 |
| Complete the Politician storyline. |
|
 |
Action Hero |
2.36 |
| Thoroughly investigate 500 unique objects or people. |
|
 |
Two-Lips |
2.36 |
| Speak To/Lick/Kiss/Eat 500 unique objects or people. |
|
 |
Looky-Loo |
2.29 |
| Look at 500 unique objects or people. |
|
 |
Filthy Paws |
2.32 |
| Touch 500 unique objects or people. |
|
 |
ClownTown: Clownpocalypse |
2.29 |
| Bring about the Clownpocalypse. |
|
 |
Blast From The Past |
2.32 |
| Meet each of your predecessors. |
|
 |
Taste The Rainbow |
2.26 |
| Lick each abandoned infant. |
|
 |
Did I Do That? |
2.21 |
| Inadvertently blow up the world. |
|
 |
Puzzlemaster |
2.10 |
| Complete the hobo cypher on hard mode. |
|
 |
A Brief Reunion |
2.29 |
| Become an "Informant" for Special Agent Flash. |
|
 |
Mauled |
2.18 |
| Get mauled by a bear. |
|
 |
No Life |
2.36 |
| Unlock all achievements. |
|
 |
Meet Your Makers |
2.21 |
| Discover the Stone Monkey Studios office. |
