| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
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New Kid On The Block |
0.25 |
| You have joined the KKK. |
|
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First Day in South Park |
0.27 |
| You completed your first day in South Park. |
|
 |
KKK Hero |
0.55 |
| You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle. |
|
 |
Elven Hero |
0.52 |
| You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle. |
|
 |
Nonconformist |
0.32 |
| You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game. |
|
 |
Gingivitis |
0.89 |
| Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking. |
|
 |
Day Walker |
0.81 |
| You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles. |
|
 |
Made This for You |
0.36 |
| You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy. |
|
 |
Inside Joke |
0.94 |
| While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave. |
|
 |
Are We Cool? |
0.73 |
| You found Jesus while playing as a Jew. |
|
 |
Parkeologist |
0.53 |
| You opened all of the garages in South Park. |
|
 |
For the Hoarder |
0.97 |
| You completed the game without selling any items. |
|
 |
Face Hoff |
1.06 |
| You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff. |
|
 |
Truth to Power |
1.13 |
| You farted on four major authority figures. |
|
 |
Irritable Bowels |
0.43 |
| You shat your pants during a boss battle. |
|
 |
Acceptance |
0.52 |
| You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself. |
|
 |
Dog Whistle |
1.07 |
| You've farted on a dog while in gnome form. |
|
 |
Dragon Wrath |
0.81 |
| You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle. |
|
 |
Two Girls, One Stick |
1.14 |
| You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise. |
|
 |
Just Saying Hi |
0.79 |
| You've farted on every buddy in the game. |
|
 |
Re-Buttal |
1.23 |
| You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart. |
|
 |
Heisenberg |
0.97 |
| You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap. |
|
 |
Outpatient |
0.86 |
| You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS. |
|
 |
Perverted |
0.94 |
| You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds. |
|
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Shutout |
0.23 |
| You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle. |
|
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Stay Down |
0.35 |
| You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out. |
|
 |
Avenger |
0.39 |
| You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out. |
|
 |
No Child Left Behind |
1.17 |
| You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out. |
|
 |
Poco Chinpoko |
0.22 |
| You collected 5 Chinpokomon. |
|
 |
Chinpoko loco |
0.38 |
| You collected 15 Chinpokomon. |
|
 |
Chinpokolypse |
1.01 |
| You collected all of the Chinpokomon. |
|
 |
Daddy Issues |
0.42 |
| You befriended your father. |
|
 |
More Popular Than Jesus |
0.38 |
| You made friends with half of South Park. |
|
 |
More Popular Than John Lennon |
1.23 |
| Everyone in South Park is your friend. |
|
 |
Junk Peddler |
0.40 |
| You sold 300 junk items. |
|
 |
Stick Savior |
0.39 |
| You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth. |
|
 |
Ass of Fire |
0.89 |
| You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass. |
|
 |
Canadian Handshake |
0.57 |
| You've farted on people 100 times. |
|
 |
Animal Cruelty |
0.80 |
| You've farted on animals 25 times. |
|
 |
Pulling Mud |
0.97 |
| In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants. |
|
 |
Shopaholic |
0.48 |
| You have collected half of the available costume sets. |
|
 |
Clothes Whore |
1.24 |
| You've collected all of the available costumes. |
|
 |
Too Far |
0.79 |
| You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus. |
|
 |
Friends in Strange Places |
0.63 |
| You befriended both crab people and gnomes. |
|
 |
Weapon Proficiency |
0.27 |
| Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks. |
|
 |
Skilled Defender |
0.24 |
| Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks. |
|
 |
You bastards! |
0.95 |
| You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game. |
|
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Mastery |
0.28 |
| You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability. |
|
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Make it Rain! |
0.52 |
| You've spent $500. |
|
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Full Arsenal |
1.25 |
| You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game. |
