Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
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Clumsy |
1.26 | 18/06/2018 15:29:31 |
Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
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Bulking Gear |
1.64 | 18/06/2018 15:23:28 |
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
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Swan Tamer |
1.04 | 18/06/2018 15:11:17 |
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
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Self Defence |
0.89 | 18/06/2018 15:08:16 |
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
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Appalling Appetite |
1.73 | 18/06/2018 14:55:37 |
You should see a doctor immediately. |
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Popcorn Buffet |
1.42 | 18/06/2018 14:50:09 |
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
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Summer Job |
1.35 | 18/06/2018 14:41:08 |
Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
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Paperwork |
1.61 | 18/06/2018 14:13:35 |
Submit your monthly physical report. |
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Most Improved Tapulator |
1.34 | 18/06/2018 13:49:12 |
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
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A Better John |
1.00 | 18/06/2018 13:42:34 |
Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
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Meet Your Maker |
1.52 | 18/06/2018 12:25:59 |
Penetrate God. |
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Fire Inspector |
0.65 | 18/06/2018 11:56:47 |
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
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Go Right |
0.52 | 18/06/2018 11:46:49 |
Move to the right. |
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Go Left |
0.52 | 18/06/2018 11:46:46 |
Move to the left. |
Game |
Achievement |
Points |
|
|
Early Bird |
1.61 |
Swallow every worm. |
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Sleep No More |
1.66 |
Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
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Master Unlocker |
1.46 |
Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
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Couch Party |
1.73 |
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
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Always Finishes First |
1.18 |
Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
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Generous Lover |
0.65 |
Finish last in a Party Mode game. |
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Spare Wheel |
1.37 |
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
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The Perfect Partner |
1.40 |
Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
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My Precious |
1.51 |
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
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Magnetic Basshole |
1.50 |
Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
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Safety First |
1.53 |
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
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Till Death Do Us |
1.14 |
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
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Autopaedicatio |
1.23 |
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
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Fussy Lover |
1.80 |
Save yourself for that special orgy. |