Game |
Achievement |
Points |
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Most Improved Tapulator |
1.34 |
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
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Meet Your Maker |
1.52 |
Penetrate God. |
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Summer Job |
1.35 |
Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
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Sleep No More |
1.66 |
Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
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Bulking Gear |
1.64 |
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
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Paperwork |
1.61 |
Submit your monthly physical report. |
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Appalling Appetite |
1.73 |
You should see a doctor immediately. |
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Clumsy |
1.26 |
Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
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Master Unlocker |
1.46 |
Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
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Couch Party |
1.73 |
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
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Always Finishes First |
1.18 |
Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
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Spare Wheel |
1.37 |
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
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The Perfect Partner |
1.40 |
Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
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Magnetic Basshole |
1.50 |
Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
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Safety First |
1.53 |
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
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Autopaedicatio |
1.23 |
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
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Fussy Lover |
1.80 |
Save yourself for that special orgy. |