Spiel |
Errungenschaft |
Punkte |
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Most Improved Tapulator |
1,34 |
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
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Meet Your Maker |
1,52 |
Penetrate God. |
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Summer Job |
1,35 |
Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
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Early Bird |
1,61 |
Swallow every worm. |
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Sleep No More |
1,66 |
Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
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Self Defence |
0,89 |
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
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Swan Tamer |
1,04 |
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
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Bulking Gear |
1,64 |
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
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Paperwork |
1,61 |
Submit your monthly physical report. |
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Popcorn Buffet |
1,42 |
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
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Appalling Appetite |
1,73 |
You should see a doctor immediately. |
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Clumsy |
1,26 |
Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
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A Better John |
1,00 |
Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
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Master Unlocker |
1,46 |
Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
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Couch Party |
1,73 |
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
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Always Finishes First |
1,18 |
Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
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Spare Wheel |
1,37 |
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
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The Perfect Partner |
1,40 |
Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
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My Precious |
1,51 |
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
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Magnetic Basshole |
1,50 |
Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
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Safety First |
1,53 |
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
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Till Death Do Us |
1,14 |
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
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Autopaedicatio |
1,23 |
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
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Fussy Lover |
1,80 |
Save yourself for that special orgy. |
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Fire Inspector |
0,65 |
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |