| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
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Yankmaster |
1.46 | 04/14/2015 14:19:43 |
| You’ve always loved to yank the ol’ handle! Awarded for hitting a jackpot on any slot machine. |
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Hey, Is This Yours? |
1.31 | 04/14/2015 13:30:07 |
| Maybe Adam doesn’t need Olga right now, but he could later, when the money’s gone and spending ends, and they don’t come ’round no more. Awarded for showing the love doll to Adam at Studio 69. |
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Is This Something To Be Proud of? |
1.48 | 04/14/2015 13:27:14 |
| Congratulations! You found every possible way to die in this game. Every last one. What would your Mom say? |
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Busted! |
1.13 | 04/14/2015 13:10:33 |
| You big show-off! Correction: You show-off! Awarded for wearing the lubber outdoors. |
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Nuclear Crotch |
1.01 | 04/14/2015 13:05:44 |
| Unprotected sex? In the ’80s, Larry? Seriously? Awarded for having sex with the hooker without using a lubber. |
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Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On |
1.44 | 04/14/2015 12:34:34 |
| Congratulations! You used the vibrator on every possible person in the game. Shared pain is lessened, shared joy is increased. That’s why we’re here. |
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Enabler of the Year |
0.87 | 04/14/2015 12:08:55 |
| Real nice. And the ulterior motive just makes it worse. Awarded for giving a box of wine to the bum and receiving the pocket knife. |
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Swirlie Swan Song |
0.90 | 04/14/2015 09:10:11 |
| What did the last guy eat, rubber cement?! Awarded for flushing the toilet in Lefty's bathroom. |
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Road Rash |
0.94 | 04/14/2015 09:00:14 |
| “Somebody get the scraper!” Awarded for getting run down by a speeding vehicle. |
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Fiscally Responsible |
1.28 | 04/14/2015 08:52:28 |
| Congratulations! You played the entire game without going broke. You never were one to rely on the kindness of strangers! |
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Order of the White Pants |
1.20 | 04/14/2015 08:52:27 |
| Congratulations! You finished the game without once getting peed on by the dog! See? Staying a moving target is not just important in FPS’s. |
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Oh. My. God. |
1.01 | 04/14/2015 08:51:49 |
| You did it. You not only got laid, but you’ve found true love. (Maybe.) Awarded for giving the apple to Eve. |
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Yes! Yes! Yes! |
1.19 | 04/14/2015 08:51:17 |
| You are so proud. Now don’t tell anyone how you did it! Awarded for turning off the bubbles in Eve’s hot tub. |
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Cheapskate Ladykiller |
1.48 | 04/14/2015 08:47:24 |
| You used the fewest cab rides to get to the endgame! How attractively budget-minded of you! Awarded for getting to Eve’s Penthouse with only seven taxi rides. |
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Defying Physics |
1.01 | 04/14/2015 08:47:24 |
| Don’t try this at home. It requires a dramatic license! Awarded for using the patched love doll to float across the chasm. |
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Something to Tell the Grandkids |
1.15 | 04/14/2015 08:47:00 |
| She has three orifices. You were bound to find at least one! Awarded for using the zipper on the patched love doll. |
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Handy to Have Around the House |
1.01 | 04/14/2015 08:45:43 |
| You can fix anything! What woman wouldn’t love a guy like you? (Answer: All of them!) Awarded for patching up the love doll. |
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Law and Order: Lost Wages II |
1.00 | 04/14/2015 08:38:20 |
| This is your second major act of criminal trespass! Way to go! Awarded for entering Adam's penthouse. |
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Law and Order: Lost Wages |
0.99 | 04/14/2015 08:26:01 |
| Congratulations, brave adventurer! You have graduated to full-scale breaking and entering! Get the pills from Lefty's window. |
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Pretty (Gross) Woman |
0.96 | 04/14/2015 08:23:26 |
| You’ve passed a milestone; be sure to tell all your friends. Awarded for having sex with the hooker while wearing a lubber. |
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Safe Citizen |
0.96 | 04/14/2015 08:22:54 |
| It’s the next best thing to having yourself spayed or neutered! Awarded for wearing a lubber before having sex with the Hooker. |
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Frontier Pharmacist |
1.00 | 04/14/2015 08:20:11 |
| At least you had the good sense to only make one bottle! Complete the creation of eau d’ Larry. |
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Making Friends Everywhere You Go |
0.99 | 04/14/2015 08:16:54 |
| You have such a gentle touch with that discarded syringe. Awarded for extracting the civet from the cat. |
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Not With My Whale, You Don’t! |
0.98 | 04/14/2015 07:26:35 |
| Nice going, Ahab! Now we have to say “Some cartoon animals were injured in the making of this game.” Awarded for pouring the hot sauce into the whale’s blowhole. |
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Secret Agent Man |
1.45 | 04/14/2015 07:19:55 |
| Keep this up and you’ll need a talented-but-undisciplined young sidekick! Awarded for chewing your way through the bungee cords in the Honeymoon Suite. |
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We Would’ve Brought a Gift |
0.95 | 04/14/2015 07:09:35 |
| But it was all so fast! That was the shortest engagement on record! Awarded for marrying Fawn at the Weddin’ Ready chapel. |
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Unexpected Disco Stud |
0.94 | 04/14/2015 07:05:40 |
| Who knew? She seemed so sweet. Awarded for dancing with Fawn at Studio 69. |
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I Can Walk the Walk! |
1.31 | 04/14/2015 06:59:16 |
| Congratulations! You found every possible star on the Larrywood Walk of Shame! Thanks to each of them for Kickstartering us. |
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Lubber Band |
0.89 | 04/14/2015 06:57:49 |
| Well, well. That wasn’t the least bit embarrassing! Awarded for buying a condom at the Come ‘n’ Go store. |
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You Love This Game! |
0.88 | 04/13/2015 13:27:09 |
| Hmm. This looks just different enough to avoid a lawsuit! Awarded for getting a good look up close at the Angry Broads arcade cabinet. |
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The Old and The Hopeless |
1.17 | 04/13/2015 13:22:49 |
| You’re showing your age, Larry. That company has been gone a long time! Awarded for dialing 1-209-683-6858 on the payphone. |
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No Boundaries |
1.19 | 04/13/2015 13:22:00 |
| You’ll tell anyone, anything - especially a recorded female. Awarded for taking the phone sex quiz. |
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Is That All There is? |
1.31 | 04/13/2015 13:14:45 |
| Congratulations! You’ve now heard every joke this comedian knows. |
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Credit Watcher Extraordinaire |
1.34 | 04/13/2015 12:57:09 |
| Didja see yourself? Didja? Huh? Your name was number 8,612! Awarded for giving the coveralls to the Apple Man before purchasing an apple from him. |
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Mugger Mayhem |
0.72 | 04/13/2015 12:55:29 |
| You always did consider yourself a lover and not a fighter. Awarded for getting beaten up by the mugger. |
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That’ll Do, Pig |
0.90 | 04/13/2015 12:46:42 |
| You’re ahead of the game when you can tell the slop from the glop! Awarded for earning the hot sauce by finding all hidden objects at the Buffet. |
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Tool Grabber |
0.90 | 04/13/2015 12:35:46 |
| You’re taking “dumpster diving” quite literally, Larry! Awarded for retrieving the hammer by falling from the fire escape into the dumpster. |
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Cable Svengali |
0.86 | 04/13/2015 12:28:54 |
| Have you considered a career as a programming executive? Awarded for hypnotizing the Pimp with the television. |
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Thank You, Sir. May I Have Another? |
1.21 | 04/13/2015 12:17:21 |
| S’way to go! You’re the living embodiment of the word “tipsy!” Drink ten drinks in a row at Lefty's. |
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Urine Luck! |
0.90 | 04/13/2015 12:04:34 |
| Did you bring a fresh white leisure suit? Awarded for getting peed on by the dog. |
