| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
 |
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Home At Last |
0.78 | 02/21/2021 02:58:19 |
| You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero! |
|
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Au-revoir Gopher! |
0.63 | 02/21/2021 02:48:17 |
| Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves. |
|
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Teratomo? Teratomo! |
0.58 | 02/21/2021 01:44:53 |
| Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose! |
|
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Teratomo Defeated |
0.58 | 02/21/2021 01:40:44 |
| Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad. |
|
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Open Sesame |
0.57 | 02/21/2021 00:04:59 |
| Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this... |
|
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Build It Up |
0.62 | 02/19/2021 04:35:27 |
| Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed! |
|
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Turdball Wizard |
1.04 | 02/19/2021 03:57:23 |
| Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle! |
|
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Ambidextrous |
0.50 | 02/19/2021 00:13:18 |
| Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy. |
|
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It's Not In The Game |
0.49 | 02/18/2021 23:19:16 |
| Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer. |
|
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Floopsnoot Queen Defeated |
0.46 | 02/18/2021 03:32:19 |
| Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations! |
|
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Cannibals |
1.02 | 02/18/2021 02:11:27 |
| Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat. |
|
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Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie |
0.90 | 02/18/2021 01:47:31 |
| Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross. |
|
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Your Friendly Neighbourhood... |
0.79 | 02/18/2021 00:35:49 |
| Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man. |
|
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For Science! |
0.52 | 02/15/2021 02:53:40 |
| Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds! |
|
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Cragclaw Defeated |
0.33 | 02/15/2021 02:26:48 |
| Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter! |
|
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I Want To Go Home. Eventually. |
0.33 | 02/15/2021 02:26:48 |
| Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home! |
|
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Little Shop of Horrors |
0.49 | 02/14/2021 23:00:05 |
| Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends! |
|
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I Feel The Same. I Think? |
0.23 | 02/14/2021 21:42:41 |
| Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking! |
|
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Return To Sender |
0.30 | 02/14/2021 18:22:56 |
| Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property! |
|
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It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me. |
0.71 | 02/14/2021 18:22:10 |
| Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much... |
|
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Phone Home |
0.20 | 02/14/2021 18:17:33 |
| Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us! |
|
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Aaaaaaand we're back |
0.26 | 02/14/2021 18:17:22 |
| You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird! |
|
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Flippin' the bird |
0.30 | 02/14/2021 18:14:35 |
| Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it. |
|
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He Slimed Me |
0.18 | 02/14/2021 17:53:21 |
| Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts. |
|
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Colonizer |
0.17 | 02/14/2021 17:44:53 |
| Set foot on AR-Y 26 for the first time. I guess that counts as an achievement? |
|
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Deleted But Not Forgotten |
0.60 | 02/14/2021 17:43:51 |
| Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me. |
| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
|
 |
The $600 Man |
0.91 |
| 3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star! |
|
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Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous |
0.90 |
| Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26. |
|
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No Refunds |
1.50 |
| Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ! |
|
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That's all people really want to do... |
1.06 |
| Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 30 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it. |
|
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Scott Norwood in the Hizzy... |
1.23 |
| Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either. |
|
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What Would You Two Maniacs Like To Do First? |
0.55 |
| Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends... |
|
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Don't Cross the Streams |
0.56 |
| Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it. |
|
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We came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass |
0.84 |
| Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work. |
|
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A Little Help, Please |
0.62 |
| Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight. |
|
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Screw This Noise |
1.29 |
| You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work. |
|
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Botanist |
1.01 |
| Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26! |
|
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Zoologist |
0.99 |
| Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26! |
|
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I Come in Peace |
1.52 |
| Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact". |
|
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Shocking |
1.31 |
| Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold. |
|
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Pinball Wizard |
0.83 |
| Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps! |
|
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The Answer is 42 |
0.94 |
| Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission. |
|
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Who Is Teratomo? |
0.95 |
| Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log. |
|
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Old Game Master |
1.70 |
| Assert your independence and beat Old Game Minus entirely in singleplayer. |
|
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Old Game Alliance |
1.73 |
| Tolerate another person long enough to beat Old Game Minus entirely in coop. |
