| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
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1000G |
1.39 |
| You're no longer poor! |
|
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5000G |
1.50 |
| You're getting rich! |
|
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10000G |
1.53 |
| Now you're rich! |
|
 |
20000G |
1.59 |
| You're filthy rich! Trump here I come! |
|
 |
30000G |
1.60 |
| You're rich like a BADASS! All the girls for you!! |
|
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Kill 100 enemy parties |
1.40 |
| Get 'em MF!! |
|
 |
Kill 200 enemy parties |
1.53 |
| Communist dictators ain't nothing on you. |
|
 |
Kill 300 enemy parties |
1.58 |
| Yer ready for WWIII. |
|
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Get a slave |
1.12 |
| No more chores for you. |
|
 |
Mr Dead |
1.30 |
| Kill your first Mr Tusk. |
|
 |
Boulder Dash |
1.32 |
| Like a true miner, use the pickaxe on a rock. |
|
 |
Lava Diamond |
1.31 |
| Get your very first gem. |
|
 |
A River of Lava Diamonds |
1.40 |
| Collect 20 of these gems. |
|
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Halfway through |
1.32 |
| Kill 20 enemy parties. |
|
 |
Almost there |
1.39 |
| Kill 39 enemy parties. |
|
 |
Man on fire |
1.41 |
| 40 out of 40 in Hell's Mouth |
|
 |
Shit everywhere |
1.35 |
| Accumulate 10 shitty maces. |
|
 |
No Vegan |
1.33 |
| Slaughter enough dragons to get 10 baby dragon meats. |
|
 |
Rock Crush |
1.33 |
| Obliterate 30 lava rocks. |
|
 |
Not an ordinary rest |
1.36 |
| Enjoy the luxury of a night at the inn of Capitole. |
|
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Get the rich girl |
1.37 |
| Money of Paris + Boobies of Kim |
|
 |
NASA stuff |
1.36 |
| Talking about rockets. |
|
 |
Zoo stuff |
1.36 |
| Talking about cages. |
|
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Uninvited |
1.37 |
| Trick the stupid guard. |
|
 |
5-star sewers |
1.39 |
| Find the way to the sewers. |
|
 |
Aqua di Dio |
1.44 |
| Get the rich girl deep into the sewers. |
|
 |
#GONUDE |
1.48 |
| Avant-garde fashion. |
|
 |
Holier than thou |
1.46 |
| Find the winged spirit. |
|
 |
Translucent dress |
1.47 |
| A male's fantasy. |
|
 |
Tchernobyl Offspring |
1.48 |
| Defeat the sewers boss. |
|
 |
Lucky timing |
1.48 |
| See the Princess in her undies. |
|
 |
Noble intervention |
1.49 |
| Get the Princess to join. |
|
 |
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap |
1.56 |
| 40 out of 40 in the sewers |
|
 |
The slave too |
1.51 |
| Avant-garde fashion for everyone. |
|
 |
Big brother is watching you |
1.52 |
| Find the eye of the watcher. |
|
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I have a bomb |
1.51 |
| I mean, a real one, that blows up. |
|
 |
Gardener |
1.54 |
| Excavate a frozen plant. |
|
 |
Full-time gardener |
1.56 |
| Excavate 50 frozen plants. |
|
 |
Really close again |
1.62 |
| 49 out of 50 foes defeated. |
|
 |
Let's break the ice between us |
1.64 |
| 50 out of 50 in the frozen cave. |
|
 |
Heaven and Hell |
1.56 |
| Frozen cave boss defeated. |
|
 |
Career change |
1.54 |
| Get the Princess to be your personal housemaid. |
|
 |
Strike! |
1.56 |
| Get all 3 girls to take it all off. |
|
 |
Womanizer |
1.56 |
| Choose your girlfriend. |
|
 |
Terrorist |
1.56 |
| Use 3 bombs. |
|
 |
Strive for excellence |
1.54 |
| Give a housework lesson to the ex-Princess. |
|
 |
Stakhanovist Gardener |
1.56 |
| Excavate 100 frozen plants. |
|
 |
Dragon Butchery |
1.56 |
| Collect 30 dragon meats. |
|
 |
Lawless |
1.59 |
| Kill Lawrence. |
|
 |
Creep in |
1.59 |
| Kill your first Evil Creeper. |
|
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See no evil |
1.59 |
| Kill your second Evil Creeper. |
|
 |
Dr who? |
1.59 |
| Do let the doctor do your new housemaid. |
|
 |
Soulful |
1.59 |
| Use 5 soul keys. |
|
 |
I'm a barbie girl |
1.58 |
| Find the exotic doll. |
|
 |
Bang a gong |
1.59 |
| Use Body Bang. |
|
 |
For your babes |
1.61 |
| Collect 6 sweet candies. |
|
 |
Soul deep |
1.59 |
| Reach the depths of her soul. |
|
 |
Mirror Fairy |
1.60 |
| Esma can't be bothered. |
|
 |
I have a big wood |
1.58 |
| Find the massive, male-empowering Oak from Hell. |
|
 |
Barbwire |
1.59 |
| Cut 1 barbwire. |
|
 |
Barbwired |
1.59 |
| Cut 6 barbwires. |
|
 |
Toilet abondance |
1.61 |
| Find all 3 items in the dirty toilet. |
|
 |
Rich girl fetish |
1.60 |
| Find the Soul Torturer. |
|
 |
Inferno |
1.59 |
| Defeat both In Flames at the same time. |
|
 |
Darkness |
1.60 |
| Defeat both Evil Creepers at the same time. |
|
 |
Soulmate |
1.62 |
| 50 out of 50 in the princess' soul. |
|
 |
It's over |
1.59 |
| Defeat the Evil Force. |
|
 |
Are you lucky? |
1.58 |
| Collect 10 luck clovers. |
|
 |
Dem Boobies |
1.61 |
| Play with your girl. |
