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You died |
First and last time... right? |
2023-06-14 22:12:38 |
1.37 |
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Absent minded |
Died at least four times. The narrator's feeling forgetful today! |
2023-06-14 22:12:38 |
1.54 |
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Bibliophile |
Read at least twenty difference pieces of reading material. |
2023-06-14 22:12:39 |
1.45 |
|
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Thieving ***tard |
Successfully picked five locks. |
2023-06-14 22:12:39 |
1.51 |
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Observant |
Found the revolver on the rear seat. |
2023-06-14 22:12:39 |
1.64 |
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Big mouth Billy |
You beat Billy at his own game. |
2023-06-14 22:12:39 |
1.56 |
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Pedal to the metal |
Alan was crushed to death by your vehicle. |
2023-06-14 22:12:40 |
1.74 |
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Enabler |
You gave the homeless fella some cash. |
2023-06-14 22:12:40 |
1.61 |
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Attentive |
Listened to at least ten audio cassettes throughout the story. |
2023-06-14 22:12:40 |
1.64 |
|
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Gamblor! |
Gambled your life away at least three times in a single playthrough. |
2023-06-14 22:12:41 |
1.93 |
|
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Blaze constructing |
Successfully hacked three devices. Old man Semenov would be proud! |
2023-06-14 22:12:41 |
1.61 |
|
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Liquid lunch |
Found all three bottles of DB in Shambles. |
2023-06-14 22:12:41 |
1.63 |
|
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Short, long & black |
Obtained 'Goose' as a companion. |
2023-06-14 22:12:41 |
1.58 |
|
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Potential candidate |
You helped the A.E.A. agent hunt down the fugitive. |
2023-06-14 22:12:41 |
1.67 |
|
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White haired lady |
Well... that was strange. |
2023-06-14 22:12:41 |
1.77 |
|
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Thinning the herd |
Releasing the nimbin resulted in more than just a favour. |
2023-06-14 22:12:41 |
1.66 |
|
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P.L.O.D. |
Used the police to solve your problems more than once. |
2023-06-14 22:12:41 |
1.93 |
|
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Priyatnogo appetita! |
Fed the bandits a pot full of poison. |
2023-06-14 22:12:42 |
1.73 |
|
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Crackin' shot |
Hit the spotter without assistance. |
2023-06-14 22:12:42 |
1.64 |
|
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Old Fone, Local Call |
Spoke to a relic of a bygone era. |
2023-06-14 22:12:42 |
1.77 |
|
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Next time... |
Found all available pieces of the minigun. |
2023-06-14 22:12:42 |
1.86 |
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![[STR]](images/icons/unlocked/3949967.jpg) |
[STR] |
Completed the game with brick ****house. |
2023-06-14 22:12:42 |
1.71 |
|
![[INT]](images/icons/unlocked/3949968.jpg) |
[INT] |
Completed the game with internaliser. |
2023-06-14 22:12:42 |
1.67 |
|
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GOAL! |
Kicked the red can to the rear gate of Birka. |
2023-06-14 22:12:42 |
1.76 |
|
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Party time! |
Smoke, drink and fornicate in Shambles. |
2023-06-14 22:12:42 |
1.67 |
|
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If it ain't nailed down |
Picked up at least 60 different items throughout the story. |
2023-06-14 22:12:43 |
1.64 |
|
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Crotch Crickets |
Doesn't matter, had sex. |
2023-06-14 22:12:43 |
1.61 |
|
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Face off |
Tricked the crutch thief into losing face. |
2023-06-14 22:12:43 |
1.73 |
|
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Be free |
Allowed the nimbin to escape. |
2023-06-14 22:12:43 |
1.70 |
|
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Show's over |
Triggered the nimbin's explosive collar. |
2023-06-14 22:12:43 |
1.70 |
|
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Just look at him... |
You embarrassed Sir Davo. |
2023-06-14 22:12:43 |
1.67 |
|
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Overkill |
That was... harsh. |
2023-06-14 22:12:43 |
1.70 |
|
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Repellant Fellant |
Erm... FYI: There's a sausage in the bin outside. |
2023-06-14 22:12:43 |
1.81 |
|
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Zymvial |
You found the zymvial for the forger. |
2023-06-14 22:12:43 |
1.61 |
|
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What kind of a seal? |
The red one. You found it. |
2023-06-14 22:12:44 |
1.61 |
|
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Plunderer |
You managed to make your way into the Blacksmith's store... after closing. |
2023-06-14 22:12:44 |
1.70 |
|
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Saviour |
Helped the fighter get his twenty back. |
2023-06-14 22:12:44 |
1.61 |
|
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Say again? |
Resident 2703 will be a little hard of hearing from now on. |
2023-06-14 22:12:44 |
1.64 |
|
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In the clink |
It'll be harder for resident 2702 to make complaints from where he's going. |
2023-06-14 22:12:44 |
1.81 |
|
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Chaos |
Made an absolute mess of apartment 2701. |
2023-06-14 22:12:44 |
1.71 |
|
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Ready and waiting |
Called for reaper support. |
2023-06-14 22:12:44 |
1.70 |
|
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Risky business |
You took the sneaky approach, which wasn't without risk. |
2023-06-14 22:12:44 |
1.82 |
|
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Wonderland |
You helped Birka with their Brabi problem. |
2023-06-14 22:12:45 |
1.61 |
|
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Click! Click! Click! |
Ray used the detonator you found for him. |
2023-06-14 22:12:45 |
1.73 |
|
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Bzzt! |
You cheated the system, and the system fought back. |
2023-06-14 22:12:45 |
1.87 |
|
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Repella Fella |
You achieved the best rank possible, A+. Good on ya! |
2023-06-14 22:12:45 |
1.87 |
|
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Sick C*** |
You scored an A. You *almost* can't do any better than that. |
2023-06-14 22:12:45 |
1.81 |
|
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Bloody Rippa |
You scored a B+. Not too shabby! |
2023-06-14 22:12:45 |
1.81 |
|
 |
You Beauty! |
You scored a B. B-b-beauty! |
2023-06-14 22:12:45 |
1.81 |
|
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C |
You scored a C+. That makes you pretty average. |
2023-06-14 22:12:45 |
1.77 |
|
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C |
You scored a C. Try harder next time. Or not. Whatever. |
2023-06-14 22:12:46 |
1.70 |
|
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F |
You scored a F. Was this your first video game? |
2023-06-14 22:12:46 |
1.70 |
|
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F+ |
You scored horribly. Like... really bad. Here's a reminder! |
2023-06-14 22:12:46 |
1.87 |
|
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Breathe easy |
Alan's chest has been well ventilated. |
2023-06-14 22:12:46 |
1.64 |
|
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Delegator |
The COPS robot was hacked and used to take care of business. |
2023-06-14 22:12:46 |
1.68 |
|
 |
Pacifist |
You didn't kill that sleeping fella. You may have bought the wrong game... |
2023-06-14 22:12:46 |
1.82 |
|
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Generation gap |
Give 'em what they ask for and they're still not happy. Pah! |
2023-06-14 22:12:46 |
1.56 |
|
 |
Voted: A.E.A |
Someone was handing out invitations... again. You accepted! |
2023-06-14 22:12:46 |
1.70 |
|
 |
Voted: M.S.S. |
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, into trenches we go! |
2023-06-14 22:12:46 |
1.76 |
|
 |
Voted: A.F.S. |
You chose to have a purpose. A future. Probably. |
2023-06-14 22:12:47 |
1.77 |
|
 |
Out like a light |
'Spare change' no longer needed. |
2023-06-14 22:12:47 |
1.70 |
|
 |
Drinking buddy |
Who needs change when you have booze? |
2023-06-14 22:12:47 |
1.44 |
|
 |
Tinkerer |
Modded your game and met with the cheevo dealer. |
2023-06-14 22:12:47 |
1.87 |
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