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Pride comes.. before a fall? |
Get killed by the death pit trap. |
2019/09/29 08:36:13 |
0.00 |
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Ouch. |
Get killed by the spear trap. |
2019/09/29 08:36:13 |
1.34 |
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You were the chosen one! |
Die for the first time. |
2019/09/29 08:36:13 |
0.87 |
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Wait, this isn’t water? |
Drown in the pit of lava. |
2019/09/29 08:36:13 |
1.34 |
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Baby steps |
Reach 50m. |
2019/09/29 08:36:13 |
0.80 |
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Everyone’s starting small |
Reach 100m. |
2019/09/29 08:36:14 |
0.95 |
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Slowly getting there! |
Reach 250m. |
2019/09/29 08:36:14 |
1.34 |
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Not bad. |
Reach 500m. |
2019/09/29 08:36:15 |
0.00 |
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You’re getting better. |
Reach 750m. |
2019/09/29 08:36:15 |
0.00 |
|
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A milli -- well, almost. |
Reach 1000m. |
2019/09/29 08:36:15 |
0.00 |
|
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Quite the distance. |
Reach 1500m. |
2019/09/29 08:36:16 |
0.00 |
|
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I forgot to count. |
Reach 2000m. |
2019/09/29 08:36:16 |
0.00 |
|
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Your very first point! |
Reach a highscore of at least 1. |
2019/09/29 08:36:16 |
0.95 |
|
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Higher, higher! |
Reach a highscore of at least 1000. |
2019/09/29 08:36:17 |
0.95 |
|
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You can do better, come on! |
Reach a highscore of at least 2500. |
2019/09/29 08:36:17 |
1.04 |
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Just like that! |
Reach a highscore of at least 5000. |
2019/09/29 08:36:18 |
1.17 |
|
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You are good at this. |
Reach a highscore of at least 10000. |
2019/09/29 08:36:18 |
1.34 |
|
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Wow. |
Reach a highscore of at least 15000. |
2019/09/29 08:36:18 |
0.00 |
|
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Okay, you’re good at this. |
Reach a highscore of at least 25000. |
2019/09/29 08:36:19 |
0.00 |
|
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Someone actually got this far? |
Reach a highscore of at least 50000. |
2019/09/29 08:36:19 |
0.00 |
|
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You’re still here? |
Reach a highscore of at least 100000. |
2019/09/29 08:36:20 |
0.00 |
|
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Thank you for playing! |
Quit the game for the first time. |
2019/09/29 08:36:20 |
0.95 |
|
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Are you.. sure? |
Play Hardcore for the first time. |
2019/09/29 08:36:20 |
1.34 |
|
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The Ending.. for you. |
Get killed by being too slow. |
2019/09/29 08:36:21 |
0.95 |
|
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Just like 2012. |
Get killed by a meteorite. |
2019/09/29 08:36:21 |
0.95 |
|
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It’s getting hot in here. |
Reach the Jungle Biome for the first time. |
2019/09/29 08:36:21 |
1.04 |
|
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Don’t eat the yellow snow. |
Reach the Winter Biome for the first time. |
2019/09/29 08:36:21 |
0.95 |
|
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Where am I? |
Reach the Magical Forest Biome for the first time. |
2019/09/29 08:36:21 |
1.17 |
|
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Normy-Norm, is this you? |
Play Normal for the first time. |
2019/09/29 08:36:21 |
1.17 |
|
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My dad could beat up your dad! |
Play Easy for the first time. |
2019/09/29 08:36:21 |
0.87 |
|
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Rave party. |
Be electrified. |
2019/09/29 08:36:21 |
1.04 |
|
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Collector’s Edition |
Collect 100 Aura Orbs in total. |
2019/09/29 08:36:22 |
0.00 |
|
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Somebody ordered burned lizard? |
Get killed by the Magma Fountain. |
2019/09/29 08:36:22 |
1.04 |
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