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Hitting the Campaign Trail |
You've finally formed your own third party and have hit the campaign trail. Literally. |
2020-08-17 20:44:33 |
0.76 |
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One Hit Jab |
No amount of green apples prepared Jab Bush for that... |
2020-08-17 20:44:33 |
1.32 |
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I Said No Joe! |
The brand of shampoo you use shall remain a mystery. |
2020-08-17 20:44:33 |
1.04 |
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Beating to the Dance |
Boxing glove beats box step. |
2020-08-17 20:44:34 |
1.70 |
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Seeing Stars |
You're pretty sure Ted Bruz will be seeing stars now, if he wasn't seeing them before. |
2020-08-17 20:44:34 |
1.33 |
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Do Pirates Juggle? |
Well, even if they don't you're pretty sure you just juggled a pirate. |
2020-08-17 20:44:34 |
1.70 |
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En Garde! |
Parry, riposte! Wait, is he using a real sword? |
2020-08-17 20:44:34 |
1.70 |
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Animal Abuse |
PETA is probably going to come after you for that one... |
2020-08-17 20:44:35 |
1.42 |
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The Art of Arrow Catching |
You just proved to the world that you've mastered the art of catching an arrow mid-flight. |
2020-08-17 20:44:35 |
1.52 |
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Kame... Hame... |
HAAAAAAAAAA! |
2020-08-17 20:44:36 |
1.70 |
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Become President |
See? A third party candidate CAN make it to the top! |
2020-08-17 20:44:36 |
1.12 |
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You're Fired! |
You gotta say it with just the right accent. |
2020-08-17 20:44:37 |
1.70 |
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The Conditioner |
It's not the worst boxer nickname you could have gotten. Like "Shiny Pony." |
2020-08-17 20:44:37 |
1.70 |
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Face Plant |
It's always funny. |
2020-08-17 20:44:37 |
1.25 |
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Oh Hi Mom! |
It's unfortunate Jab's mother had to witness that. |
2020-08-17 20:44:37 |
1.40 |
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Not Surprised |
You were light on your feet, probably due to past trauma. |
2020-08-17 20:44:38 |
1.42 |
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Don't laugh at me! |
Because sporting violence is now the legal way to stop someone from making fun of you. |
2020-08-17 20:44:38 |
1.52 |
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Wait, what? |
Is it fish or fishes? How many Pisces am I holding up? |
2020-08-17 20:44:38 |
1.40 |
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Cannonballs of Steel |
You showed Cap'n Crenshaw who has the bigger cannonballs. |
2020-08-17 20:44:39 |
1.70 |
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The Whole Flock |
You certainly just showed up Birdie's whole flock! |
2020-08-17 20:44:39 |
1.42 |
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No Coffee Breaks! |
How does she not need the restroom after all that coffee? |
2020-08-17 20:44:39 |
1.42 |
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This Guy Cheats... |
How does this guy keep healing like that? |
2020-08-17 20:44:39 |
1.70 |
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You're the Donald Now |
There can be only one! |
2020-08-17 20:44:40 |
1.70 |
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Not the Hair! |
You sure messed up Donald Thump's hair real bad. He did not look happy. |
2020-08-17 20:44:40 |
2.00 |
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Hockey Pucked |
You countered a cross-check with a butt-ending haymaker. Most of these are hockey terms. |
2020-08-17 20:44:41 |
1.70 |
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Targeting Systems |
That's what he gets for buying secondhand missiles. |
2020-08-17 20:44:41 |
1.70 |
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Supreme Leader |
People in North Korea are now calling you their Supreme Leader. Assassins are probably after you now... |
2020-08-17 20:44:42 |
1.70 |
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