 |
Jumped |
Decided to take a dive |
11/16/2020 23:15:23 |
1.13 |
|
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Didn't jump |
Just admiring the view |
11/16/2020 23:15:28 |
1.33 |
|
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I know CPR! |
Stand back, I'm a professional |
11/16/2020 23:15:28 |
1.43 |
|
 |
What are these paddles for? |
There's electric current?! |
11/16/2020 23:15:29 |
1.34 |
|
 |
Who is this? |
I hate it when people call me! |
11/16/2020 23:15:29 |
1.55 |
|
 |
Let it go to voicemail |
I'll deal with it later |
11/16/2020 23:15:29 |
1.73 |
|
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Alone behind the wheel |
Yup, just me! |
11/16/2020 23:15:29 |
1.43 |
|
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Passenger |
It's nice to have company |
11/16/2020 23:15:30 |
1.73 |
|
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I knew him well |
We were best buddies! |
11/16/2020 23:15:31 |
1.43 |
|
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He was a stranger |
Just some random dude. |
11/16/2020 23:15:31 |
1.33 |
|
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You t****! |
I'm not going to wash my mouth! |
11/16/2020 23:15:32 |
1.43 |
|
 |
Mourning alone |
It's best to be alone. |
11/16/2020 23:15:32 |
1.33 |
|
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Came with a friend |
Two's a company |
11/16/2020 23:15:33 |
1.25 |
|
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Quack! |
What the duck? |
11/16/2020 23:15:34 |
1.00 |
|
 |
Quack quack! |
Seriously, what the duck is this? |
11/16/2020 23:15:34 |
1.33 |
|
 |
Quack quack QUACK! |
Duck these birds! |
11/16/2020 23:15:35 |
1.08 |
|
 |
Darn piece of crap! |
Why did it had to break just now? |
11/16/2020 23:15:36 |
1.55 |
|
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Get them spuds planted |
Loooong day in the field |
11/16/2020 23:15:36 |
1.33 |
|
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Graduate and all |
You must be pretty proud of yourself? |
11/16/2020 23:15:37 |
1.19 |
|
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Made it to camp |
Tent time! |
11/16/2020 23:15:37 |
1.43 |
|
 |
Made him upset |
I didn't mean it! |
11/16/2020 23:15:38 |
1.33 |
|
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This is nasty! |
Why on EARTH people smoke? |
11/16/2020 23:15:39 |
1.14 |
|
 |
I believe you |
Why would you lie about this? |
11/16/2020 23:15:39 |
1.33 |
|
 |
What a liar! |
That's just TOO much! |
11/16/2020 23:15:40 |
1.55 |
|
 |
Wow! A REAL lightsaber! |
How about it, these things DO exist! |
11/16/2020 23:15:40 |
1.13 |
|
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I've got to URN my keep |
Just a fancy ashtray, really. |
11/16/2020 23:15:41 |
0.89 |
|
 |
What a shine! |
This day is going to be something SPECIAL! |
11/16/2020 23:15:41 |
0.89 |
|
 |
Watching telly |
I wonder what's on? |
11/16/2020 23:15:42 |
1.73 |
|
 |
What's wrong with her? |
Go figure... |
11/16/2020 23:15:43 |
1.73 |
|
 |
Static! |
It's giving me a headache! |
11/16/2020 23:15:44 |
1.14 |
|
 |
Channel surfing |
Just make up your mind already! |
11/16/2020 23:15:45 |
1.19 |
|
 |
Daddy issues |
How come you're like that? |
11/16/2020 23:15:46 |
1.43 |
|
 |
Just blame it all on me! |
See if I care... |
11/16/2020 23:15:46 |
1.08 |
|
 |
Sauna for beginners |
You know how this works, right? |
11/16/2020 23:15:46 |
1.34 |
|
 |
Sauna is a death trap! |
You can't stand the heat, huh? |
11/16/2020 23:15:47 |
1.44 |
|
 |
more daddy issues... |
Just let it all out. |
11/16/2020 23:15:48 |
1.73 |
|
 |
Mommy issues |
Some wretched childhood you have. |
11/16/2020 23:15:48 |
2.03 |
|
 |
What's wrong with my life? |
I'm sure we'll find out. |
11/16/2020 23:15:49 |
2.03 |
|
 |
Therapy RULES! |
I like it in here! |
11/16/2020 23:15:49 |
1.73 |
|
 |
Therapy sucks! |
When has talking helped anyone? |
11/16/2020 23:15:49 |
2.03 |
|
 |
Reincarnation |
I've been here before... |
11/16/2020 23:15:49 |
1.43 |
|
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More the merrier! |
What do you know, I'm not the only one! |
11/16/2020 23:15:50 |
1.19 |
|
 |
Get your own cigarettes! |
I'm no errand boy! |
11/16/2020 23:15:50 |
1.44 |
|
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Went for a fetch quest |
I SWEAR this is the last time... |
11/16/2020 23:15:51 |
1.13 |
|
 |
Down the toilet |
Some people are huge idiots. |
11/16/2020 23:15:52 |
1.55 |
|
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Early on the bus |
Why did we have to leave before dawn? |
11/16/2020 23:15:52 |
1.43 |
|
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Just keep driving |
And take care of your own business. |
11/16/2020 23:15:53 |
1.26 |
|
 |
Are you SURE you have everything? |
Yes mom! |
11/16/2020 23:15:54 |
1.55 |
|
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Dungeon crawling |
Went to the basement. |
11/16/2020 23:15:54 |
1.14 |
|
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Food service |
Bon appetit! |
11/16/2020 23:15:54 |
1.14 |
|
 |
Five star roadkill |
Medium rare, please! |
11/16/2020 23:15:54 |
1.43 |
|
 |
Urine toast! |
I wouldn't drink that... |
11/16/2020 23:15:55 |
1.73 |
|
 |
Rat poison? |
Never tasted this before. |
11/16/2020 23:15:57 |
1.55 |
|
 |
A human hand |
In the flesh! |
11/16/2020 23:15:57 |
1.73 |
|
 |
Naughty burger |
I hope there's cheddar. |
11/16/2020 23:15:58 |
1.34 |
|
 |
It's a bird! |
But that's not a good thing, dude! |
11/16/2020 23:15:58 |
1.55 |
|
 |
Drove her away |
Didn't mean, though. |
11/16/2020 23:15:58 |
2.03 |
|
 |
Stalker |
Shadow of Chern... No wait! |
11/16/2020 23:15:59 |
1.73 |
|
 |
Consumed by work |
Gee, I wonder if it was worth it? |
11/16/2020 23:16:00 |
1.33 |
|
 |
A dairy fight |
This milk went sour AGES ago. |
11/16/2020 23:16:00 |
1.55 |
|
 |
Beef, baby! |
She has a name, but that doesn't mean we can't eat her. |
11/16/2020 23:16:01 |
0.00 |
|
 |
No cutting in line! |
Wait your turn just like everyone else! |
11/16/2020 23:16:01 |
1.19 |
|
 |
Serving drinks |
all day, every day. |
11/16/2020 23:16:01 |
1.73 |
|
 |
Cold shoulder |
I hope you suffocate on that cocktail! |
11/16/2020 23:16:02 |
1.43 |
|
 |
Drinks to the rescue! |
That's how you break the ice. |
11/16/2020 23:16:03 |
1.25 |
|
 |
Harpies |
I've got a bad feeling about this... |
11/16/2020 23:16:04 |
1.43 |
|
 |
I've got bad news |
Ain't no easy way to say this. |
11/16/2020 23:16:05 |
1.73 |
|
 |
Honeymoon suite |
No regrets, huh? |
11/16/2020 23:16:05 |
1.73 |
|
 |
Warm dinner |
Yeah, REAL warm... |
11/16/2020 23:16:06 |
1.73 |
|
 |
Point him with a sticky end! |
He was asking for it. |
11/16/2020 23:16:07 |
0.00 |
|
 |
Spanked |
I can sense trauma brewing... |
11/16/2020 23:16:08 |
1.55 |
|
 |
Cannot unsee! |
Lock the door next time, okay? |
11/16/2020 23:16:09 |
1.43 |
|
 |
Let's just get this over with |
I can't wait to move on with my life. |
11/16/2020 23:16:09 |
0.00 |
|
 |
What's going to happen to me? |
Well, you DID stab him... |
11/16/2020 23:16:09 |
0.00 |
|
 |
Door made of light |
Wow, it's REALLY bright in here! |
11/16/2020 23:16:10 |
1.19 |
|
 |
The purple hike |
Uphill ahead. |
11/16/2020 23:16:10 |
1.13 |
|
 |
Burger time! |
Two beefs, please! |
11/16/2020 23:16:11 |
0.00 |
|
 |
Building the future |
Make your own house. save thousands of dollars! |
11/16/2020 23:16:11 |
1.33 |
|
 |
That's a comfy couch! |
And there's room for two. |
11/16/2020 23:16:12 |
1.25 |
|
 |
Pillow talk |
Aww, ain't that sweet! |
11/16/2020 23:16:12 |
0.00 |
|
 |
I can hold my liquor |
You're the one who passed out. |
11/16/2020 23:16:13 |
0.00 |
|
 |
Passed out |
That last shot was too much... |
11/16/2020 23:16:13 |
1.73 |
|
 |
Walk in the park |
That's a nice sunset. |
11/16/2020 23:16:14 |
1.43 |
|
 |
Teacher's nightmare |
Such sweet children. |
11/16/2020 23:16:15 |
0.00 |
|
 |
It's a boy! |
Congratulations! |
11/16/2020 23:16:15 |
1.43 |
|
 |
Dumped |
Well, that's life. |
11/16/2020 23:16:16 |
1.73 |
|
 |
She said yes! |
Hooray! |
11/16/2020 23:16:17 |
1.25 |
|
 |
What a dump! |
And you call this a motel. |
11/16/2020 23:16:18 |
1.73 |
|
 |
Gone fishing |
I'll be back! |
11/16/2020 23:16:18 |
1.43 |
|
 |
Flip the bird |
Bird? Looks more like a finger. |
11/16/2020 23:16:19 |
1.43 |
|
 |
Where the heck are we? |
I thought you could read the map. |
11/16/2020 23:16:19 |
1.43 |
|
 |
Home improvement |
Get yourself together, you're almost there! |
11/16/2020 23:16:19 |
1.33 |
|
 |
Holy matrimonies |
Let's get the "idos" out of the way. |
11/16/2020 23:16:20 |
1.25 |
|
 |
All aboard! |
The train leaves any minute. |
11/16/2020 23:16:21 |
1.13 |
|
 |
Guilt trip |
Nice going, dad! |
11/16/2020 23:16:22 |
1.55 |
|
 |
Should I call him? |
I think I should. |
11/16/2020 23:16:22 |
1.43 |
|
 |
I'm not going to call him |
He's probably busy. |
11/16/2020 23:16:23 |
1.43 |
|
 |
The easiest game on Earth |
So some people actually enjoy these kinds of games? |
11/16/2020 23:16:24 |
1.19 |
|
 |
Friend in need |
Got to appreciate him. |
11/16/2020 23:16:25 |
1.33 |
|
 |
Goodbye! |
What are you waiting for? A hug? |
11/16/2020 23:16:25 |
1.33 |
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