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Putting the 'A' in "Asplode" |
Earn an A in Bombs Away |
2021/09/26 06:08:07 |
1,30 |
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Bullets Ain't Cheap, Y'Know |
Earn an A in the Circle of Carnage |
2021/09/26 06:08:08 |
0,93 |
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Shotgun! |
Blast five or more Aquabears while successfully navigating the DeSoto into the spooky depths of the miniverse. |
2021/09/26 06:08:08 |
1,44 |
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From Hell's Spleen |
Shoot Cap'n Aquabear off the DeSoto... that'll teach 'im. |
2021/09/26 06:08:08 |
1,13 |
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Pomp and Aquabears |
Complete all of the Freelance Police Academy courses, and attend a hastily-arranged graduation ceremony. |
2021/09/26 06:08:08 |
1,08 |
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Found Puddle |
Found Puddle |
2021/09/26 06:08:08 |
1,08 |
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Most Valuable Fizzer |
Earn an A in Fizzball |
2021/09/26 06:08:08 |
1,74 |
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Bunts Are For Losers |
You hit 10 Home Runs in one game of Fizzball. We'll need to ask you to pee in this cup. |
2021/09/26 06:08:08 |
1,57 |
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A Clue? Gesundheit! |
Earn an A in Get a Clue |
2021/09/26 06:08:08 |
1,18 |
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CONGRATULATIONS! |
Graduate from the Freelance Police Academy - Your Parents Will Be So Proud |
2021/09/26 06:08:08 |
1,13 |
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Sequel Bait, or Just Plain Bait? |
Listen to the tiny impotent screams of the vanquished Capn' Aquabear. You sadist. |
2021/09/26 06:08:09 |
1,74 |
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Lumpy Cum Laude |
Earn an A in all 9 Freelance Police Academy Training Grounds. If you've earned 10, the game is broken. |
2021/09/26 06:08:09 |
1,74 |
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Whisper Winner |
You trained Jeff. Now you should be able to apply to these skills to many situations, like, um ... |
2021/09/26 06:08:09 |
1,74 |
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Streak Freak |
You got Jeff to perform 5 tricks consecutively, and irrepressibly. |
2021/09/26 06:08:09 |
1,34 |
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Hoverachiever |
Earn an A in the No Fun House |
2021/09/26 06:08:09 |
1,44 |
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High Anxiety |
Collect all balloons and wings in the No Fun House, like some sort of obsessive compulsive hummingbird. |
2021/09/26 06:08:09 |
1,44 |
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Rat Whacker |
Hit five or more rats with a mallet. This is how Norman Bates got started, you know. |
2021/09/26 06:08:09 |
1,44 |
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Clean Up in Aisle 666 |
Successfully rid the local Nutrihole of its netherwordly vandals. |
2021/09/26 06:08:09 |
1,04 |
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Office Intern |
You completed the obligatory training section in Sam & Max's office. It only gets harder from here on out. |
2021/09/26 06:08:09 |
0,44 |
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Dial M For Murder Hornets |
Purge the office of flying devil pests... no, not Max, he can't fly. Usually. |
2021/09/26 06:08:09 |
0,47 |
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The Extra Inch Award |
You found all the extra gags in the office. We think. |
2021/09/26 06:08:10 |
1,74 |
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Flint Paper |
Flint Paper |
2021/09/26 06:08:10 |
1,57 |
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Watch |
Watch |
2021/09/26 06:08:10 |
0,48 |
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Act I, Player 0 |
Complete first traunch of Freelance Police Academy courses. Also, look up "traunch." |
2021/09/26 06:08:10 |
0,85 |
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Act II - The Actening |
Complete the second wave of Freelance Police Academy Courses. Now might be a good time to rehyrdrate. |
2021/09/26 06:08:10 |
1,08 |
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You Should See the Tequila Bottle |
You blew up a giant five-headed planarian worm. Are you proud of yourself? That worm probably had a family, you know. |
2021/09/26 06:08:10 |
0,42 |
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Putting a Lid on Crime |
You successfully wielded a trash can lid as a shield. Next season, Sam & Max will fight over the legacy of this trash can lid. |
2021/09/26 06:08:10 |
0,69 |
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Disco Ninja Aquabear Suit |
Sneak into the Aquabear Meeting |
2021/09/26 06:08:10 |
1,13 |
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Taste the Prismatic Projection |
Feed Max every variety of icky blobs. Don't worry, he won't explode or anything. |
2021/09/26 06:08:10 |
1,13 |
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Spoke to Techie |
Spoke to Techie |
2021/09/26 06:08:10 |
1,18 |
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Spoke to DJ |
Spoke to DJ |
2021/09/26 06:08:10 |
1,30 |
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Grandmaster Splash |
Earn an A in Sky Patrol |
2021/09/26 06:08:11 |
1,34 |
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Nacho Dust Buster |
Avoid all Scrumpo Grenades in Sky Patrol Activity, maintaining cleanliness of your attire. Relatively. |
2021/09/26 06:08:11 |
1,57 |
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Takin' it Queasy |
Climb out onto the crane. Try not to barf. |
2021/09/26 06:08:11 |
1,13 |
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The Freelance Student has become the Freelance Master |
Definitively put an end to the menace of Capn' Aquabear... for now. |
2021/09/26 06:08:11 |
1,13 |
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Neutron Neutralizer |
Defuse Teddy Tocks's Neutron Scrambler before it does whatever the heck it does. |
2021/09/26 06:08:11 |
0,80 |
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VR Maimed the Radio Star |
Listen to gags on the car radio until your eardrums bleed/we run out of jokes. |
2021/09/26 06:08:11 |
1,46 |
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Love Machine |
Earn an A in the Tunnel of Tough Love |
2021/09/26 06:08:11 |
1,57 |
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Voyage of the DANG! |
Earn an A in the Voyage of Pain |
2021/09/26 06:08:11 |
0,96 |
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This Hurt Me More Than It Hurt You |
Take Zero Damage in the Voyage of Pain's Tunnel of Sharp Things |
2021/09/26 06:08:11 |
1,11 |
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It's Raining Bombs (Hallelujiah?) |
Make 10 Baskets in the BasketBombs portion of the Voyage of Pain. |
2021/09/26 06:08:11 |
1,20 |
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Not Entirely Pointless |
Complete the Pointy Throwing Thing section of the Voyage of Pain before time runs out. Which you kind of have to do to pass, but we love handing out achievments. |
2021/09/26 06:08:12 |
0,63 |
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Helium Hoarder |
Grab all the balloons in Voyage of Pain. Why? Because, that's why. |
2021/09/26 06:08:12 |
1,00 |
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