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Learning how to lose |
Learn the game of Goblin Rules Football by completing the tutorial |
2022-10-21 06:40:25 |
2.49 |
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The BIG W |
You won a singleplayer game! Wow!!! |
2022-10-21 06:40:25 |
2.49 |
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The little l (not a capital I or one) |
You lost a singleplayer game to a poorly coded AI. Don't worry, you're future still looks bright! |
2022-10-21 06:40:26 |
2.19 |
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1v1 me bro |
You took your game to the mean streets of 1v1 goblin rules football |
2022-10-21 06:40:26 |
2.49 |
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Squad Rolling Out |
Playing with friends? Randos? Doesn't matter. You're a 3 person squad squad now. Time to ride or die in your first 3v3 match. |
2022-10-21 06:40:26 |
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Lord have mercy |
Losing a game by getting mercy ruled is embarrassing. But, hey, I have good news. It could always happen again |
2022-10-21 06:40:26 |
2.49 |
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Mercy is for the weak |
You SMASHED your opponent on the field of Goblin Rules Football until the mercy rule saved them from further embarrassment |
2022-10-21 06:40:26 |
2.49 |
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Stubbed toe |
Ouch! Running into rocks, logs, and the other detritus littering the field is a bad idea. Avoid at all costs! |
2022-10-21 06:40:26 |
2.19 |
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Touchdown! |
You rumbled, tumbled, and nearly fumbled your way to the endzone and TOUCHED THE BALL DOWN to score your first touchdown! Wow! |
2022-10-21 06:40:26 |
2.19 |
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Ten Dubs |
10 wins? In a row??? Oh, not in a row. Oh well. Still impressive? Maybe? |
2022-10-21 06:40:26 |
2.49 |
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Little Pile of L's |
10 loses. Who do you think you are? The Chicago Bears? (please don't get mad at me Bears fans) |
2022-10-21 06:40:26 |
2.49 |
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A Century of Wins |
100 wins. #wow #whoa |
2022-10-21 06:40:26 |
2.49 |
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A Molehill of L's |
After 100 loses, don't you think it's time to retire? (Please don't actually stop playing my game) |
2022-10-21 06:40:27 |
2.49 |
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Kilo-wins |
1,000 wins. Who thought You'd ever do it? not me. I can't believe anyone has played this game that long. What are you even getting out of it at this point? |
2022-10-21 06:40:27 |
2.49 |
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A Mountain of L's |
Your perseverance is admirable. Your skill is not. |
2022-10-21 06:40:27 |
2.49 |
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The Kick is GOOD!!! |
Congratulations on making your kick after attempt! Your reward? 2 points instead of 1 just because of how special I think you are. |
2022-10-21 06:40:27 |
2.49 |
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Ten Uprights Split |
10 made kicks. Maybe try from a harder spot next time? |
2022-10-21 06:40:27 |
2.49 |
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100 KECS |
Sorry, 100 KICKS made, not KECS. Stupid horse... |
2022-10-21 06:40:27 |
2.49 |
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So Many Kicks, Maybe Too Many Kicks? |
1,000 kicks made. 2,000 points scored just from kicks. It's no Adam Vinatieri, but at least you tried. |
2022-10-21 06:40:27 |
2.49 |
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10 Balls on the Ground (Pick them up!) |
10 Touchdowns. Scion tC. 100 MPH. It all makes sense now. |
2022-10-21 06:40:27 |
2.49 |
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Un Hundredo Touchdown-o's |
100 touchdowns scored. Pretty good. Solid Production. Jerry Rice scored 208, though, so maybe put in a little more effort? |
2022-10-21 06:40:27 |
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One Thousand Touchdowns |
After a thousand touchdowns, aren't your legs a little tired? |
2022-10-21 06:40:28 |
2.49 |
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Howdy Howdy Howdy |
A friendly YEEHAW to you too, good sir or madam or whatever honorific you go by |
2022-10-21 06:40:28 |
2.49 |
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Chain Smoker |
100 yeehaws while on my smoke break? How often am I smoking these? |
2022-10-21 06:40:28 |
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Smokers Rights |
After 1,000 yeehaws, have you ever bothered to ask WHY I have to smoke outside like this? Hmm? I guess I'm just a second class citizen that looks cute as hell in this little cowboy outfit. |
2022-10-21 06:40:28 |
2.49 |
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Beta Blocker |
BLOCKED! Block a kick to send it right back in their face! |
2022-10-21 06:40:28 |
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