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OUT OF THE WOODS |
Successfully launched the game. Looks like you are not so lazy after all. Congratulations, I guess. |
08/12/2022 23:55:16 |
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CAR, WHERE'S MY DUUDE? |
Completed Stage 1. They say getting up early is not everyone’s cup of tea or a bottle of beer. |
08/12/2022 23:55:16 |
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DRAKOOL-AID |
Completed Stage 11. Kiss my bat! After wedding day comes wedding night. Play dead, Dracula! |
08/12/2022 23:55:16 |
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MOON ON A MAN |
Completed Stage 13. Houston, we have a problem and it's you, not me. It's over. Over. |
08/12/2022 23:55:16 |
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KAIJU SUSHI |
Completed Stage 4. We are succesfully resuming the apocalypse. No more delays. |
08/12/2022 23:55:17 |
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POOL YOURSELF TOGETHER |
Completed Stage 5. Look, we know that girls just want to have fun, but this party is over. |
08/12/2022 23:55:17 |
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A.I. PHONE HOME |
Completed Stage 6. You showed them how it's done. Now they can build themselves themelves. |
08/12/2022 23:55:17 |
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BUS STOP ON-DEMAND |
Completed Stage 7. The wheels fell off the bus and the bus goes round and round all day long. |
08/12/2022 23:55:17 |
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UNDEAD AND FURIOUS |
Completed Stage 8. One small kiss for a scientist, one hell of a zombie outbreak for mankind. |
08/12/2022 23:55:17 |
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DON'T GET TOO PREHISTERICAL |
Completed Stage 12. All right, you lazy lizards. We had some fun, but it's about time to go extinct. |
08/12/2022 23:55:17 |
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GANGSTER'S PARADISE |
Completed Stage 3. Rolled your body onto the crime scene. It means much less paperwork. |
08/12/2022 23:55:17 |
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PILLOW FIGHT NIGHT |
Completed Stage 2. What a beautiful sport. Defend the championship belt or lose your pants. |
08/12/2022 23:55:17 |
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KNIGHT OF THE ROUND |
Completed Stage 10. Legend has it you can still hear the clanging of steel and the dragon's howl. |
08/12/2022 23:55:18 |
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TIL' DEATH DO US FART |
Completed Stage 14. Everyone is right where they should be - in their graves. Rest in pizzas. |
08/12/2022 23:55:18 |
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LOCKED UP & LOCKDOWN |
Completed Stage 9. Breaking beds, breaking free and breaking law of gravity. |
08/12/2022 23:55:18 |
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COUNTING TO THREE |
Completed Stage 15. "I'm counting to three" never failed as the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. |
08/12/2022 23:55:18 |
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GAME OVER AND OVER AGAIN |
You've got all the stars. You beat the game, you beat the system. Now beat it. |
08/12/2022 23:55:18 |
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LOW CREDIT SCORE |
Fancy some credits? What are you doing here? Nobody goes here. Were you looking for someone? |
08/12/2022 23:55:18 |
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SHOOT YOUR PANTS |
Nice shot. Nothing like shooting hoops to kill time. Even if you are doing time for shooting. |
08/12/2022 23:55:18 |
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BACON OF HOPE |
Smells like bacon, doesn't taste like bacon. You have burned poolboy's feet to a crisp. |
08/12/2022 23:55:19 |
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BOBBLEDEAD |
It's better to collect toys than to contract viruses. You've got it, now give it to that kid. |
08/12/2022 23:55:19 |
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GOLDEN SHOWERS OF COIN |
You've encountered the majestic Golden Dragon. He generously showers the land with gold. |
06/03/2024 15:38:04 |
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I LIKE WHAT YOU DID WITH THE PLACE |
Your apartment looks different. Architects were on strike and you renovated it all by yourself? |
06/03/2024 15:38:06 |
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CHANGE OF PANTS |
Imagine waking up in different clothes than what you fell asleep in. Underwear included. |
06/03/2024 15:38:07 |
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PAINTING WITH A LIPSTICK |
Nothing like waking up to your lovely bride. Oh, it's just the painting. What a relief. |
06/03/2024 15:38:08 |
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ORANGE BUS |
Old bus with new paint job. It looks fresh and sporty, but still stinks so bad and it's always late. |
06/03/2024 15:38:09 |
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ROBO TUNING |
Chrome strips, new exhaust, additional spoilers. Straight from East Coast Custom Robotics. |
06/03/2024 15:38:10 |
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I SEE SEA MONSTER |
You found the Great Blue Sea Monster. It is a rare sight, and in some countries a rare delicacy. |
06/03/2024 15:38:12 |
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FIRE THAT MONSTER |
This kaiju looks like it crawled out of the depths of hell. Or it just didn't wear sunscreen today. |
06/03/2024 15:38:13 |
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