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"I'll have my cake and eat it, too." |
It's important to make your own decisions. |
02/15/2023 02:03:19 |
1.15 |
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"Happy you followed your dreams." |
It's great to see him achieve his goals. |
02/15/2023 02:03:19 |
1.15 |
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"This looks like fun..." |
You like a snarky bastard, don't you? |
02/15/2023 02:03:20 |
1.13 |
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"Assuming makes an 'ass' out of you and me" |
Bold of you to assume this wasn't just a fling. |
02/15/2023 02:03:20 |
1.15 |
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"Onward and upward!" |
It's time you focus on yourself, anyways. |
02/15/2023 02:03:20 |
1.15 |
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"Everyone loves a man who is good with his hands." |
He's a keeper. I'm taking him off the market. |
02/15/2023 02:03:20 |
1.15 |
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"You're more like a friend to me." |
Well, you really weren't looking for anything serious... |
02/15/2023 02:03:20 |
1.15 |
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“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” |
The old clunker just isn't worth it. |
02/15/2023 02:03:20 |
1.15 |
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"Mixed signals are for the birds. This one is straightforward." |
Exorbitant fare prices - still better than fixing up my car. |
02/15/2023 02:03:21 |
1.15 |
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"This user has your number blocked." |
"Why can't I get ahold of him?" |
02/15/2023 02:03:21 |
1.15 |
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"Let's find ourselves together." |
Happy at home with their adopted, fluffy cat child. |
02/15/2023 02:03:21 |
1.15 |
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"We drifted apart - should have kept the cat." |
After the cat got a home, it didn't last. |
02/15/2023 02:03:21 |
1.15 |
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"I love a man with a strong opinion." |
Sorry if the truth hurts? (shrug) |
02/15/2023 02:03:21 |
1.15 |
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"Every journey starts with one step...or five" |
Kept on walking 'til you walked outta his life. |
02/15/2023 02:03:21 |
1.15 |
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"No one will ever hurt you again...except for me." |
Adopted Tristan as your Pet Project |
02/15/2023 02:03:21 |
1.15 |
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"Vagabond Journey to the Unknown!" |
Get you a man who will play otome with you on a train. |
02/15/2023 02:03:21 |
1.13 |
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"The distance is better for us both." |
At least we're still in touch, right? |
02/15/2023 02:03:22 |
1.15 |
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"Going out is exhausting." |
Two places in one night? Not at this age. |
02/15/2023 02:03:22 |
1.13 |
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"Say no to Red Flags." |
The mechanic and his sister are better company. |
02/15/2023 02:03:22 |
1.15 |
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"It was just a fling to pass the time." |
Jobless and at home with my parents. |
02/15/2023 02:03:22 |
1.13 |
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"Adventure avoided!" |
Sometimes staying home is for the best. |
02/15/2023 02:03:22 |
1.13 |
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"This is a bar, not a cocktail lounge." |
Who orders a martini at a dive bar? |
02/15/2023 02:03:22 |
1.13 |
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