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Mbyae the oderr of lterets isn't so imprnotat, as it semes, but it's btteer coerrct tahn not. Plrbbaoy. |
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Patient |
Patient, not a pushover. Totally different. |
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Biometrics |
A few years ago, the Party was actively rolling out this technology, but I never thought it would come to this... And yet, here it is! A painted bench! |
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Happy whatever! |
No idea what I was celebrating, but I celebrated hard. |
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Click-click |
You have to conserve light, then put the savings away in Grandma's china cabinet for later. |
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Conehead |
Sometimes covering your face can be useful, and it might even give you strength. Whether it’s a pimple on your nose or you’re a terrifying spawn of guilt and sorrow from another dimension with a giant knife, for example. |
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Curious |
If a real man wants to smell space, he does it—regardless of what some so-called scientists say about it being impossible. |
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Déjà vu |
Or whatever you call that feeling when you've already broken something like this before? |
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Gotta do it |
Come on, you have to. |
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Hehehehehe |
Hehehehe, h-hic |
10/10/2026 03:47:57 |
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Emergency brake |
The perfect tool for expanding your vocabulary with colorful expressions from the driver and passengers, especially if you yank it at full speed. |
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Public enemy no. 1 |
There is no crime more heinous than depriving law enforcement of its primary nutrient. |
10/10/2026 03:47:58 |
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Fighter |
Only a real man would dare oppose a granny on a bus. |
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Hoodlum |
I don't know how many people it takes to screw in a light bulb, but it only takes one man to unscrew it. |
10/10/2026 03:47:59 |
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Gangsta |
I wonder how many more crates and barrels I have to smash before I become a crime boss? |
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Go down in history |
You can live forever through art! Unless they put it back in the sewer, of course. |
10/10/2026 03:48:00 |
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Gladiator |
Hail, Caesar! Though I'm more of a Cobb salad guy. |
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People person |
Making friends in space is easy. Look how many are lying around! And they keep quiet, unlike the living. |
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Honorary vandal |
A basic human instinct: the urge to hit things with a crowbar. |
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Hacker |
Any password can be cracked, especially if you already know it and carefully type it in from a piece of paper. |
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Bum rival |
Early bird gets the trash! |
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Hunting Instinct |
To catch a mole, you have to think like a mole. |
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Attendant |
Every station needs an attendant. |
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Ladies' man |
Grandpa taught me to help women. He never specified what condition they had to be in. |
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Medalist |
A medal for Mommy, a medal for Daddy! Who's a good little boy? |
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Prankster |
Prank calling is fun until someone pulls your ear. After that, you'll have to use the other ear to keep at it. |
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Safe content |
What you don't see can't hurt you. |
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Shipbuilder |
The important thing here is letting your imagination take flight, not your ship. |
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Consistency |
The hallmark of bullshit. Or how did that saying go? |
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Slave to the Stomach |
Who even keeps count of this crap? |
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Jacked |
The important thing is to work out. What you use is just a technicality. |
10/10/2026 03:48:07 |
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System Administrator |
Anyone can handle a computer. Especially when the task is to break it. Proven by millions of sysadmins across the galaxy. |
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Weird toilet |
Just another toilet. |
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Traditional Values |
Statistically, over 80% of couples who hang love locks eventually break up. Knock the locks off, keep families together! |
10/10/2026 03:48:08 |
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Visitor |
A tour of the toilets gives you a truly unique perspective on any city. |
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What Did You Expect? |
Who would even hide in there? |
10/10/2026 03:48:09 |
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Leader |
The Leader can do no wrong; it's the underlings who are the problem. Look at them, flying around instead of working. |
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Oxyworm Collector |
Scrounging up a pile of Oxyworms is easy. You don't even have to dig for them—beautiful! |
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Now That's a Snowman! |
Building one snowman is basically a full gym workout. Then again, so is literally anything—there’s not much to do in a gym anyway. |
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