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Look mom, I made a silly face! |
You successfully posed with a silly face, yay you! |
02/20/2024 23:02:43 |
0,80 |
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Inevitable |
You completed episode 1. It was of course, inevitable. |
02/20/2024 23:02:44 |
0,52 |
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No guts, no glory! |
Glory is all that matters. Not even screaming women will stand in your way. |
02/20/2024 23:02:44 |
0,52 |
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Smoking Kills |
Remember kids, smoking kills. Also, try not to stick your special tool into a random hole four times in a row. Three is the magic number. |
02/20/2024 23:02:45 |
0,52 |
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Pretend |
You completed episode 2. Or at the very least, you pretended. |
02/20/2024 23:02:46 |
0,55 |
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Beaver Damned |
You insisted on being a good samaritan, but in reality you simply used coitus preventus as your cliterference totally beaver damned Lateshya. |
02/20/2024 23:02:47 |
0,80 |
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A most powerful imagination |
Imagination can carry you to worlds that never were. But one might wonder, what do we miss, while we're there? |
02/20/2024 23:02:48 |
0,62 |
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Promise |
You completed episode 3. Don't panic, there is still more, I promise. |
02/20/2024 23:02:49 |
0,55 |
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You don't even have to ask |
You accidentally(?) sent Lucas a naughty picture of yourself. You're lucky he's a decent lad. |
02/20/2024 23:02:50 |
0,92 |
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Woohoo! My first Eterni! |
You uploaded your first picture to Eterni. China now owns all your data and has the rights to your firstborn son. |
02/20/2024 23:02:50 |
1,40 |
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Did I ask for your help? |
You (quite rudely) told the tutorial guy to buzz off. I mean, how dare he try and help you, am I right? |
02/20/2024 23:02:50 |
1,18 |
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Unlocked all Episode 1 secret scenes |
You managed to return all of the escaped slaves in episode 1 to their rightful owner. All for a good cause. |
02/20/2024 23:02:51 |
1,40 |
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Nobody blackmails me, bitch |
You stood your ground and didn't let Vivian have her way with you. |
02/20/2024 23:02:51 |
0,92 |
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Slappity Slap! |
You slapped something quite peachy. In fact, you slapped it 5 times in a row! |
02/20/2024 23:02:52 |
0,92 |
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Jesus, what is wrong with you? |
And then I saw red... I slapped dat ass, by the gods did I slap dat ass! 20 Times in a row I did! |
02/20/2024 23:02:53 |
0,92 |
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Unlocked all Episode 2 secret scenes |
You managed to return all of the escaped slaves in episode 2 to their rightful owner. Good for you. |
02/20/2024 23:02:53 |
1,40 |
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Lost |
You lost your way, just like a green haired swordsman. Next time try to look at the address before going somewhere new. |
02/20/2024 23:02:53 |
1,40 |
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Queen of Hell |
Truly a hellish achievement! Your mind never once wandered off the righteous path and your little friend remained in hibernation. |
02/20/2024 23:02:54 |
0,92 |
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Debt Repaid |
You owed a favor and now you don't. If only paying off debt could always feel this good. |
02/20/2024 23:02:55 |
1,40 |
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Slippery when wet |
You left Vivian a wonderful little surprise. Turns out, revenge is a dish best served wet. |
02/20/2024 23:02:55 |
1,40 |
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Fountain of Love |
You journeyed to the edge of the universe, where no man has gone before. What you found there was but a fountain. A fountain of love. And now you're wet. |
02/20/2024 23:02:55 |
1,40 |
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Drugs are lethal |
Everybody knows that if you do ALL the damn drugs, you are going to slip on a banana peel and die. Happens every time. You idiot. |
02/20/2024 23:02:56 |
0,80 |
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Call Me |
Call me, maybe...? Baby...? Why won't you call me? |
02/20/2024 23:02:56 |
0,62 |
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Unlocked all Episode 3 secret scenes |
You managed to return all of the escaped slaves in episode 3 to their rightful owner. Very nice! |
02/20/2024 23:02:56 |
1,40 |
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Another One Bites the Dust |
Not one, but two have now fallen victim to your newfound abilities. Is it mere coincidence? Or is it destiny? |
10/27/2024 17:46:37 |
0,00 |
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Look mom, I caught it! |
It's like catching a falling knife. You know you shouldn't, but you just can't help yourself. On the bright side, at least you didn't catch it with your face. |
10/27/2024 17:46:37 |
1,30 |
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Destined for Coffee |
Dread it. Run from it. Coffee arrives all the same. |
10/27/2024 17:46:38 |
0,00 |
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Clean those sheets |
You and Marianne did the dirty in Peter's bed, leaving him to clean the sheets. And still, he is most grateful. |
10/27/2024 17:46:38 |
1,06 |
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Help, my phone is syncing! |
Not sure what to do? Just throw your smartphone in the water! That'll do it! |
10/27/2024 17:46:38 |
1,36 |
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Gone Phone |
One day it was here, and the next it was not. Lost in the abyss, never to be seen again. |
10/27/2024 17:46:38 |
1,36 |
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It's real. So real. The realest of all. |
The world. What a glorious place! Seek freedom, and it will lie erect before your eyes... if the endless booty guides your lustful soul, seize it! Raise your donger and stand tall! |
10/27/2024 17:46:39 |
1,36 |
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Littering is bad |
There is no graver sin than littering. It is so heinous a crime that, believe it or not, the punishment is always instant death. Hope you've learned your lesson. |
10/27/2024 17:46:39 |
0,00 |
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Dominant Soul |
You chose to dominate those beneath you, and have unleashed your essence upon them. But remember, with great power comes great... big booty bitches! |
10/27/2024 17:46:39 |
1,06 |
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Servant of Pleasure |
You submitted yourself to those that look down on you, you submitted... to lust. And now you serve the desires of the flesh. |
10/27/2024 17:46:40 |
1,36 |
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The Great Escape |
There's no such thing as consequences if you don't get caught. So, don't get caught. |
10/27/2024 17:46:40 |
1,30 |
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Unlocked all Episode 4 secret scenes |
You managed to return all of the escaped slaves in episode 4 to their rightful owner. You deserve a medal. |
10/27/2024 17:46:40 |
0,00 |
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Smile |
You completed episode 4. You have earned the right to smile. |
10/27/2024 17:46:40 |
1,06 |
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