 |
THE BEGINNING |
Achievement unlocked: Made it out of bed today. |
2024/12/20 14:41:38 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 2. LEVEL |
Gaming is my therapy, and my controller is my counselor. |
2024/12/20 14:41:39 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 3. LEVEL |
In-game achievements: because real-life achievements are overrated. |
2024/12/20 14:41:40 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 4. LEVEL |
You call it button mashing, I call it my secret technique. |
2024/12/20 14:41:41 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 5. LEVEL |
Winning isn't everything, but it's definitely something. |
2024/12/20 14:41:41 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 6. LEVEL |
They call it grinding, I call it character development. |
2024/12/20 14:41:42 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 7. LEVEL |
Just one more round... for the twentieth time. |
2024/12/20 14:41:43 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 8. LEVEL |
Real heroes wear gaming headsets. |
2024/12/20 14:41:44 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 9. LEVEL |
I'm not ignoring you, I'm just on 'Do Not Disturb' mode in real life. |
2024/12/20 14:41:44 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 10. LEVEL |
Procrastination level: Master Gamer. |
2024/12/20 14:41:46 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 11. LEVEL |
Gaming: because smashing buttons is cheaper than therapy. |
2024/12/20 14:41:46 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 12. LEVEL |
I'm not addicted, I'm just in a committed relationship with my pc. |
2024/12/20 14:41:47 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 13. LEVEL |
Behind every successful gamer is a mountain of empty snack bags. |
2024/12/20 14:41:48 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 14. LEVEL |
I don't need a break, I need a save point. |
2024/12/20 14:41:49 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 15. LEVEL |
I may be a noob, but I'm a noob with style. |
2024/12/20 14:41:50 |
0.00 |
|
 |
16. LEVEL COMPLETED |
I'm not late, I was caught in a cutscene. |
2024/12/20 14:41:50 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 17. LEVEL |
Do a barrel roll! |
2024/12/20 14:41:51 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 18. LEVEL |
Get over here! |
2024/12/20 14:41:52 |
0.00 |
|
 |
19. LEVEL COMPLETED |
My blood type is caffeine-positive. I blame the late-night gaming sessions. |
2024/12/20 14:41:53 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 20. LEVEL |
Finish him! |
2024/12/20 14:41:54 |
0.00 |
|
 |
THE NIGHTMARE BEGINNS |
Your face. Your ass. What’s the difference? |
2024/12/20 14:41:55 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 2. NIGHTMARE |
I don't need therapy, I just need to level up. |
2024/12/20 14:41:56 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 3. NIGHTMARE |
Gamers don't die, they respawn, NOT IN THIS MODE... |
2024/12/20 14:41:57 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 4. NIGHTMARE |
You can't spell 'legendary' without 'leg day.' Oh, wait, yes, you can. |
2024/12/20 14:41:58 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 5. NIGHTMARE |
Keep calm and game on. |
2024/12/20 14:41:59 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 6. NIGHTMARE |
I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode. |
2024/12/20 14:42:00 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 7. NIGHTMARE |
Reality is overrated, I prefer virtual reality. |
2024/12/20 14:42:02 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 8. NIGHTMARE |
Born to game, forced to work. |
2024/12/20 14:42:03 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 9. NIGHTMARE |
Don't worry, I have a strategy... it's called 'button mashing. |
2024/12/20 14:42:04 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 10. NIGHTMARE |
My gaming skills are inversely proportional to my social skills. |
2024/12/20 14:42:04 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 11. NIGHTMARE |
Just because I'm a gamer doesn't mean I can't handle reality. I choose not to. |
2024/12/20 14:42:06 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 12. NIGHTMARE |
I don't rage quit, I strategic withdraw. |
2024/12/20 14:42:07 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 13. NIGHTMARE |
Gaming is not a hobby, it's a lifestyle. |
2024/12/20 14:42:08 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 14. NIGHTMARE |
Don't worry, I'm an expert at pressing random buttons and hoping for the best. |
2024/12/20 14:42:09 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 15. NIGHTMARE |
In real life, I'm a noob. In games, I'm a legend. |
2024/12/20 14:42:10 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 16. NIGHTMARE |
Eating, sleeping, gaming, repeating. |
2024/12/20 14:42:11 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 17. NIGHTMARE |
I don't have a life, I have multiple save files. |
2024/12/20 14:42:12 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 18. NIGHTMARE |
Reality is just a bad graphics mod. |
2024/12/20 14:42:13 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 19. NIGHTMARE |
Video games taught me that second chances are a real thing, BUT NOT IN THIS MODE... |
2024/12/20 14:42:14 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU COMPLETED THE 20. NIGHTMARE |
Play the game, don't let the game play you. |
2024/12/20 14:42:14 |
0.00 |
|
 |
GAME OVER |
Game over? More like GAME ON!!! |
2024/12/20 14:42:15 |
0.00 |
|
 |
GAME OVER 2.0 |
Eating, sleeping, gaming, repeating. |
2024/12/20 14:42:16 |
0.00 |
|
 |
YOU ARE A LOSER |
LOSER, LOSER, LOSER, LOSER, LOSER, LOSER, LOSER, LOSER... |
2024/12/20 14:42:17 |
0.00 |
|
