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Spring Fresh |
Clean any map adequately |
10/25/2014 12:15:26 |
0.45 |
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Employee of the Month |
Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office |
10/25/2014 12:15:26 |
0.66 |
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You're Fired! |
Get fired! |
10/25/2014 12:15:27 |
0.53 |
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Blood Soaked |
Spill 100 dirty buckets |
10/25/2014 12:15:28 |
1.19 |
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Blaze of Glory |
Incinerate 2000 items |
10/25/2014 12:15:28 |
1.04 |
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Bloody Hell! |
Mop up 10,000 splats |
10/25/2014 12:15:29 |
0.91 |
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Who's for Dinner? |
Get eaten |
11/07/2014 19:28:09 |
0.82 |
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Top Brass |
Pick up 800 casings |
11/07/2014 19:28:10 |
1.26 |
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Taking Out the Trash |
Pick up 1000 pieces of trash |
11/07/2014 19:28:11 |
1.31 |
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Ubermensch |
Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare |
11/07/2014 19:28:11 |
1.58 |
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Pedestrian |
Track over 20,000 footprints |
11/07/2014 19:28:12 |
1.42 |
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Janicide |
Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge |
11/07/2014 19:28:12 |
1.05 |
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Need a Hand? |
Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic |
11/25/2014 08:41:18 |
1.53 |
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Bins? Limbs! |
Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times |
11/25/2014 08:41:18 |
1.59 |
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First Aid |
Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits |
11/25/2014 08:41:18 |
1.33 |
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The Nose Knows |
Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours |
11/25/2014 08:41:19 |
1.38 |
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Chew on This! |
Throw 100 items into sand traps |
11/25/2014 08:41:19 |
1.23 |
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Disintegrator |
Fry 500 items with the plasma welder |
11/25/2014 08:41:19 |
1.61 |
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The Mops Of Wrath |
Complete Athena's Wrath Level |
02/07/2015 13:33:42 |
0.76 |
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Anti-Virus |
Complete Caduceus Level |
02/07/2015 13:33:43 |
0.94 |
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Ice-Cold Cleana |
Complete Cryogenesis Level |
02/07/2015 13:33:43 |
1.17 |
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Sandblasted |
Complete Unearthly Excavation Level |
02/07/2015 13:33:43 |
1.32 |
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Pine Fresh |
Complete Hydroponic Hell Level |
02/07/2015 13:33:44 |
1.17 |
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Surgical Sweeper |
Complete Evil Science Level |
02/07/2015 13:33:44 |
1.04 |
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Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning |
Complete Paintenance Level |
02/07/2015 13:33:45 |
1.06 |
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Operation Brownwash |
Complete Waste Disposal Level |
02/07/2015 13:33:45 |
0.90 |
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Refined |
Complete Unrefinery Level |
02/07/2015 13:33:46 |
1.04 |
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One Mop To Rule Them All |
Complete All major Official Levels |
02/07/2015 13:33:47 |
1.51 |
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Pass The Torch |
Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor |
02/07/2015 13:33:47 |
1.11 |
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Louis and Clean |
Complete Gravity Drive Level |
04/10/2015 20:16:57 |
1.22 |
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Big Banger Burnout |
Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it |
04/17/2015 20:41:41 |
0.40 |
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Clean Freak |
Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave |
06/12/2015 23:20:29 |
1.17 |
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Employee of the Year |
Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards |
06/12/2015 23:20:30 |
1.39 |
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Identity Theft |
Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office |
06/12/2015 23:20:30 |
1.16 |
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Bring the Thunder |
Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on |
06/12/2015 23:20:31 |
1.51 |
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Master of the Beats |
Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game |
06/12/2015 23:20:32 |
1.46 |
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Plague Bearer |
Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something |
06/12/2015 23:20:32 |
1.45 |
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Head Hunter |
Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office |
06/12/2015 23:20:34 |
1.53 |
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Brushed Steel |
Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level |
06/27/2015 22:36:37 |
1.10 |
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Bushwhacked |
Complete Overgrowth Level |
08/21/2015 20:59:38 |
1.25 |
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Bob's Legacy |
Find Bob |
09/08/2015 22:53:32 |
1.49 |
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"Red Keycard" |
Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room |
09/08/2015 22:53:33 |
1.51 |
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Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe |
Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office |
09/08/2015 22:53:34 |
1.57 |
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Eggregious |
Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office |
09/08/2015 22:53:34 |
1.47 |
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Cleanliness is Godliness |
Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
12/04/2015 19:21:50 |
1.23 |
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Christmas Crisis Corrected |
Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off |
12/04/2015 19:21:52 |
1.52 |
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Sanitized Earth |
Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
12/04/2015 19:21:52 |
1.45 |
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Bloody Incompetent |
Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
12/04/2015 19:21:53 |
1.34 |
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St. Nick's Boomstick |
Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office |
12/04/2015 19:21:53 |
1.35 |
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The Red Nose Knows |
Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office |
12/04/2015 19:21:54 |
1.36 |
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Rooks Kept |
Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office |
12/04/2015 19:21:54 |
1.38 |
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Ballistic Weaponry |
Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office |
12/04/2015 19:21:55 |
1.43 |
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Thunder Candle |
Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT |
12/04/2015 19:21:55 |
1.09 |
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Head Hunter |
Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho! |
12/04/2015 19:21:56 |
1.47 |
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Santa Hats Must Die! |
Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate |
12/04/2015 19:21:56 |
1.56 |
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Tower of Babel |
Build a stack of 10 stools |
12/04/2015 19:21:57 |
1.39 |
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The Day the Funk Died |
Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire |
12/04/2015 19:21:57 |
1.15 |
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Cold Storage |
Complete Frostbite Level |
12/22/2015 20:53:48 |
1.02 |
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Biomassive Breakdown |
Complete Incubation Emergency Level |
07/01/2016 13:24:37 |
1.33 |
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Sanitary Supremacy |
Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level |
07/01/2016 13:24:37 |
1.30 |
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Mr. Two Million Dollars |
Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office |
07/01/2016 13:24:38 |
1.44 |
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Swept Under The Carpet |
Complete Uprinsing Level |
12/17/2017 17:17:49 |
1.26 |
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Crystal Clear |
Complete Core Sample Level |
12/09/2018 17:18:09 |
1.46 |
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Pest Control |
Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level |
12/09/2018 17:18:09 |
1.43 |
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Bleach and Clear |
Complete Penumbra Level |
12/09/2018 17:18:09 |
1.60 |
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