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Strapped In |
Create a proper strapped money pack like a real pro. |
05/19/2025 23:04:46 |
0.78 |
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Blockbuster |
Wrap a full money block in plastic. |
05/19/2025 23:04:46 |
1.08 |
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Rainmaker |
Purchase the holy grail of flex: the moneygun. |
05/19/2025 23:04:46 |
1.13 |
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Oinkvestment |
Send your first deposit to the Piggy Bank. |
05/19/2025 23:04:47 |
0.88 |
|
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Money to Burn |
Set $100,000 on fire. Could’ve funded an indie game. But hey — watching it burn is art too. |
05/19/2025 23:04:47 |
1.20 |
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Goal Met, Pig Fed |
Hit your savings milestone. All oinks aside — well done. |
05/19/2025 23:04:47 |
1.17 |
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Cut to the Chase |
Avoid the ink by ignoring instructions. Classic you. |
05/19/2025 23:04:47 |
0.95 |
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Certified Ending Enthusiast |
Complete the story and reach an ending. Play it once. Overthink it forever. |
05/19/2025 23:04:48 |
1.19 |
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Made It, Ma! |
Reach reputation level 25. Started from the bottom. Flexing at the top. |
05/19/2025 23:04:48 |
1.13 |
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Notes of Anarchy |
Own every piece of rebellious currency art. |
05/19/2025 23:04:48 |
0.74 |
|
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Slam Dunk Kingpin |
Score 200 hoops. NBA is shaking. |
05/19/2025 23:04:48 |
1.46 |
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Out of Bounds |
Leave the system on your own terms. We see you, rebel. And we kinda like it. |
05/19/2025 23:04:49 |
1.35 |
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Express Delivery |
Send $1,000,000 through your shady delivery network. One million reasons not to ask for a tracking number. |
07/01/2026 02:32:42 |
2.46 |
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Order of the Hundreds |
Complete 100 orders. At this point, you don’t need a medal. You need a union. |
07/01/2026 02:32:42 |
2.76 |
|
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Purr Agreement |
Pet the cat. You've just made a very powerful friend. |
07/01/2026 02:32:42 |
2.46 |
|
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Quantum Catastrophe |
Find the cat!! Open the box. Confirm the cat’s... overwhelming aliveness. |
07/01/2026 02:32:43 |
2.46 |
|
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Marked and Muted |
Sort 1,000 marked bills using the bill sorter. Some bills scream “trap”. You shut them up. |
07/01/2026 02:32:43 |
2.46 |
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Exhibit M |
Complete the compendium of marked bills. Some people collect art. You collect evidence. |
07/01/2026 02:32:43 |
2.46 |
|
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Laundromat Inc. |
Use a coin to wash your stuff in the industrial washer. Insert coin. Eject crisp cash and absolutely zero regret. |
07/01/2026 02:32:43 |
2.46 |
|
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Foam Party for One |
Remove every type of stain using foam at the workbench. Guest list: you. Dress code: spotless. And unlike most parties, this one ends without a mess. |
07/01/2026 02:32:43 |
2.76 |
|
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Heads or Tales |
Fill the compendium with every type of coin. Chance writes the tale. You wrote the ending. |
07/01/2026 02:32:43 |
0.00 |
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Small Change, Big Order |
Sort 1,000 coins using the coin sorter. Big results often come from small change. |
07/01/2026 02:32:44 |
2.46 |
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Index Zero |
Attach your first warehouse label. Sticking with progress. Because order doesn’t organize itself. |
07/01/2026 02:32:44 |
2.28 |
|
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Roll Call |
Assemble your first coin roll. From pocket chaos to perfect formation. |
07/01/2026 02:32:44 |
2.76 |
|
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A Perfect Pair |
Buy a second speaker. One for the grind, one for the unwind. |
07/01/2026 02:32:44 |
2.76 |
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Detective |
Find all UV images. Apparently, ultraviolet makes everything confess. |
07/01/2026 02:32:44 |
2.76 |
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