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Bookworm |
You read all the books |
2023-12-11 11:26:41 |
1.85 |
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Joker |
You endured all the bad jokes in one single run |
2023-12-11 11:26:41 |
1.76 |
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Crosswords Master |
You solved all the crosswords in one single run |
2023-12-11 11:26:42 |
1.96 |
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Hook, line, and sinker |
You fished all the red herrings |
2023-12-11 11:26:42 |
1.96 |
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Cheater |
Find the Easter Egg |
2023-12-11 11:26:42 |
2.14 |
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I have no fingers and I must scream! |
You burned all Will's fingers. Again. And again. |
2023-12-11 11:26:43 |
1.96 |
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My eyes! My eyes! |
You gouged your eyes with an improper use of the slingshot |
2023-12-11 11:26:43 |
1.68 |
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Tailgunner |
You really enjoyed those beans ping against the horn |
2023-12-11 11:26:43 |
1.66 |
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Relic Hunter |
Find all the relics |
2023-12-11 11:26:43 |
1.62 |
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Diet Zealot |
You ate 10 or more low-calorie bars |
2023-12-11 11:26:44 |
1.62 |
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Biohazard |
You either don't care about your health or you need math tutoring |
2023-12-11 11:26:44 |
1.96 |
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Headbanger |
Lots of heavy metal hits... on your head |
2023-12-11 11:26:44 |
1.62 |
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Adventurer |
Beat the game |
2023-12-11 11:26:44 |
1.69 |
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Supporter |
Buy the Extended Soundtrack to support our work :) |
2023-12-11 11:26:45 |
2.14 |
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Highlander |
You did your best to injure Will, but his pixels are made of steel! |
2023-12-11 11:26:45 |
1.96 |
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Exterminator |
The house mice have made a fool of you |
2023-12-11 11:26:45 |
1.56 |
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Fuse Abuser |
You didn't manage to electrocute yourself but it could have worked |
2023-12-11 11:26:46 |
1.96 |
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Sound Engineer |
You've drawn mighty sounds from the Phallarhorn... to no avail |
2023-12-11 11:26:46 |
1.62 |
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Evidence destroyer |
You accidentally used your memories to light a grill |
2023-12-11 11:26:46 |
1.85 |
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Trolled |
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down... |
2023-12-11 11:26:47 |
1.85 |
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Recidivist |
You tried and tried to pick stuff from the fire with your bare hands. |
2023-12-11 11:26:47 |
1.85 |
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Speedrunner |
Beat the game in less than 15 minutes |
2023-12-11 11:26:47 |
1.98 |
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Garbage Collector |
You picked up every single item in one single game |
2023-12-11 11:26:47 |
1.96 |
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Malnutrition Expert |
You ate energy bars and moatballs. Improve your diet with some junk food maybe? |
2023-12-11 11:26:48 |
1.62 |
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