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Wobbly MK 2/3 |
Your non-lethal service revolver. An elegant weapon, from a more civilized age. |
02/21/2015 08:40:11 |
0.97 |
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Toil and Trouble |
The bubble rounds were probably a joke, but they seem useful, and Franky likes them, so - net win. |
02/21/2015 08:40:12 |
1.17 |
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Cat Burglar |
So THAT'S how the perps got into Ossified Egg. They're fun, too! |
02/21/2015 08:40:13 |
1.48 |
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Franky Hater |
Shot Franky - an adorable, helpless, friendly little gumshoe - a bunch of times. Harsh man, harsh. |
02/21/2015 08:40:14 |
1.98 |
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I Would Walk 500 Miles |
You walked 500 miles worth of beat. Way to go! |
02/21/2015 08:40:14 |
2.14 |
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I Would Walk 500 More |
You walked 500 more. You're the Investigator who walked 1000 miles! |
02/21/2015 08:40:15 |
2.66 |
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Fire Bug |
The fiendish gleam in Franky's eyes when she sees the torch rounds tells you - never, ever let Franky have the torch rounds. |
02/21/2015 08:40:15 |
1.81 |
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Blast of Silence |
All bang, no buck. Your hands are sweaty, but you know why. |
02/21/2015 08:40:16 |
1.90 |
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Gumshoe |
You always wanted someone to call you a Gumshoe, but never figured it'd involve literal gum. |
02/21/2015 08:40:17 |
2.12 |
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Flower Girl |
The flowers make Franky sneeze, but you like them, so Franky can just deal with it. |
02/21/2015 08:40:17 |
2.77 |
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Goldie |
They smell like angels ought to smell. |
02/21/2015 08:40:17 |
2.55 |
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Sterling |
They're what's inside of you. What's keeping you alive. |
02/21/2015 08:40:18 |
2.22 |
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Hot Tin |
Tennessee Williams would be proud of you. |
02/21/2015 08:40:18 |
2.27 |
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They Were Never Here |
The Blind Mice were never brought to justice, and in fact, you were only vaguely aware that "The Blind Mice" were a thing of which to be aware. |
02/21/2015 08:40:19 |
2.73 |
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They Got Off Easy |
Getting away with murder emboldened them, leading to a life of crimes numerous and far worse. |
02/21/2015 08:40:19 |
2.73 |
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They Went Away |
The Blind Mice went down for murder in the first degree, and were sentenced to life in prison. |
02/21/2015 08:40:19 |
2.75 |
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They Cut A Deal |
Xtra Kleen's timeline began with you. Extra-dimensional bathrooms everywhere owe their cleanliness to your achievement. |
02/21/2015 08:40:19 |
2.40 |
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Business As Usual |
Adrien Fois went on to buy an even nicer suit, with gold threading hand stitched by a starving rat. |
02/21/2015 08:40:20 |
2.84 |
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The Fall Guy |
As opposed to Max, he spent his 10 years in a white collar minimum security resort. They have conjugal visits, you know. |
02/21/2015 08:40:20 |
2.71 |
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The Middle Manager |
Upon his release, he found that his office at Hi-Table smelled curiosity of cat pee. He was never able to find its source, and was eventually forced to vacate his posh corner office. |
02/21/2015 08:40:20 |
3.03 |
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The Deathbed Conversion |
Adrien Fois now wears t-shirts and suspenders, and his most beloved hobby is bowling. |
02/21/2015 08:40:20 |
2.32 |
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A Milk Dish Served Cold |
Button had kittens. Shelly attempted to throw the kittens out onto the street, but they were taken in by Jooseppi, who happened to be running another protest in front of the Ossified Egg. |
02/21/2015 08:40:20 |
2.66 |
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Bad Kitty |
Button went away, and received no legal or financial support from the Bundts ever again. Shelly immediately adopted a new orphan kitten to train in the ways of prudishness and pomp. |
02/21/2015 08:40:21 |
2.96 |
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Like A Cat |
Button received a reduced sentence of 5 years, served 2, and walked out of the prison's gates and into the paws of Flynn. They went on to have multiple litters of alley kittens, and their Family prospered. |
02/21/2015 08:40:21 |
2.31 |
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Loose Cannon |
It was all the Chief could do to keep Franky out of jail. You and her ended up with jobs as bussers at the Slice of Pi. |
02/21/2015 08:40:21 |
2.87 |
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Gumshoe |
You broke a minor case, and totally biffed a major one, but - still. You've got your jobs, and your partner is your best friend in the world, and that ain't half bad. |
02/21/2015 08:40:21 |
2.73 |
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American Pie |
When the Chief heard you'd put Adrien and Button away for good, and about how incredible a job you'd done breaking the case, he looked up and said: "get out of my office, Jones." |
02/21/2015 08:40:22 |
2.84 |
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Bubble Vacation |
You broke a major case, and now Franky has a gun. You're not sure it was such a good idea to give a gun to a cat, but - she's happy with it shooting bubbles, and you're proud of her. |
02/21/2015 08:40:22 |
2.38 |
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Employees Are Required |
You beat the game with clean hands. Just like your momma taught you. |
02/21/2015 08:40:22 |
2.52 |
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Best Buddies |
You beat the game without Franky ever seeing the inside of a jail cell. Truly the best of buddies. |
02/21/2015 08:40:23 |
2.93 |
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