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Hired You! |
Congrats — You got the job! |
2024/02/03 16:11:46 |
0.78 |
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MVP |
You were the perfect candidate! |
2024/02/03 16:11:46 |
0.00 |
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Don't Call Us |
You weren't the best candidate. |
2024/02/03 16:11:47 |
0.48 |
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We'll Call You |
You were the worst candidate. |
2024/02/03 16:11:48 |
0.00 |
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Animal Cruelty |
At least one animal was potentially harmed during your job interview. |
2024/02/03 16:11:48 |
0.78 |
|
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Speed Dating Fiasco |
You botched the interview in under 25 minutes. |
2024/02/03 16:11:49 |
0.00 |
|
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Rattled *$&#@! |
You managed to upset the interviewer. |
2024/02/03 16:11:50 |
0.00 |
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Both of Them |
You didn't skip the credits. We love you. :) |
2024/02/03 16:11:50 |
0.48 |
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The Mastermind |
Built a robot to handle small talk at parties. |
2024/02/03 16:11:51 |
0.78 |
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The Commander |
Doesn't have followers, just a team of highly motivated minions. |
2024/02/03 16:11:52 |
0.00 |
|
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The Inspector |
Organizes their socks by length and color, just in case there's a sock emergency. |
2024/02/03 16:11:53 |
0.00 |
|
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The Supervisor |
Their to-do list has a to-do list, color-coded and laminated. |
2024/02/03 16:11:53 |
0.00 |
|
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The Architect |
Designed a space ship in their spare time, just in case. |
2024/02/03 16:11:54 |
0.00 |
|
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The Visionary |
Believes in parallel universes where procrastination leads to productivity. |
2024/02/03 16:11:54 |
0.78 |
|
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The Counselor |
Knows your feelings before you do, but won't say 'I told you so'. |
2024/02/03 16:11:55 |
0.78 |
|
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The Healer |
Believes in unicorns and kindness as a super power. |
2024/02/03 16:11:56 |
0.78 |
|
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The Teacher |
Turns life into a TED Talk and believes in the power of group hugs. |
2024/02/03 16:11:57 |
0.00 |
|
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The Champion |
The eternal optimist who sees rainbows in the storm clouds. |
2024/02/03 16:11:57 |
0.00 |
|
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The Protector |
Can turn a rainy day in a sunshine-themed surprise party. |
2024/02/03 16:11:57 |
0.00 |
|
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The Provider |
Could win an award for making the best chicken soup and life advice. |
2024/02/03 16:11:58 |
0.00 |
|
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The Craftsman |
Thinks duct tape can fix anything, and often proves it. |
2024/02/03 16:11:59 |
0.00 |
|
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The Composer |
Sees the world as a canvas and insists on painting outside the lines. |
2024/02/03 16:12:00 |
0.00 |
|
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The Performer |
Never met a stage they didn't love or a dance floor they couldn't own. |
2024/02/03 16:12:00 |
0.00 |
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The Dynamo |
Life is a playground and they're the fearless kid on the monkey bars. |
2024/02/03 16:12:01 |
0.00 |
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