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Some Weeks Last Forever |
You ignored the itching in your gums. |
2024/07/29 14:08:45 |
1.30 |
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Why Did I Watch Oh Why |
You saw the News, and it wasn't good. |
2024/07/29 14:08:46 |
1.40 |
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Floating Point |
Following your ear, you went deep into the eye and ignored the aching in your mouth. |
2024/07/29 14:08:48 |
1.70 |
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Worries Et Al |
Your friend couldn't save you, and you couldn't save your friend. |
2024/07/29 14:08:49 |
1.70 |
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Slow Worries; A Toll |
You followed your dreams, and they followed you. |
2024/07/29 14:08:50 |
2.00 |
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No Worries Atoll |
You followed your dreams, to the detriment of those around you. |
2024/07/29 14:08:51 |
2.00 |
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Your Life Was A Highway |
You shouldn't have opened that letter. |
2024/07/29 14:08:52 |
1.40 |
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Broken Legs |
You lay in the corridor and felt your teeth turn to dust in your gums. |
2024/07/29 14:08:54 |
1.10 |
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Broken Axles |
You stalled out in the corridor and felt your pipes turn to rust in your gums. |
2024/07/29 14:08:55 |
2.00 |
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Your Stomach Exploded |
Cold beer soothed your ulcers, but you couldn't stomach it. |
2024/07/29 14:08:57 |
1.40 |
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Butterverse Theorist's Field Journal |
You experimented with the world around you, and were rewarded. |
2024/07/29 14:08:58 |
1.70 |
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The Lonely Wanderer |
In just one life, you mastered reality and reached into your own throat to claim your reward. |
2024/07/29 14:08:59 |
2.00 |
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Now His Soul Can Never Rest, Ever |
You beat the ghost on the Scale Speedway, ensuring his spirit is cursed to complete fast, nice laps until time ends. |
2024/07/29 14:08:59 |
2.00 |
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FASHIONHOLE |
You've slipped so far down your own FASHIONHOLE that there may be no saving you. |
2024/07/29 14:09:01 |
1.40 |
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Looks Like You Could Use A Bandage! |
Let me patch you up. |
2024/07/29 14:09:01 |
2.00 |
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![Crime Scene In[ve]stigator](images/icons/unlocked/4164505.jpg) |
Crime Scene In[ve]stigator |
You're going to get to the bottom of this. |
2024/07/29 14:09:03 |
2.00 |
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Vermicidious |
... |
2024/07/29 14:09:05 |
2.00 |
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BOUNCEHOLE |
Nothing comes between you and something. |
2024/07/29 14:09:07 |
1.40 |
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DING DING DING! BIG WIN! You're A Portfoliographer Now! |
Your winnings will surely bring lasting happiness. |
2024/07/29 14:09:08 |
1.52 |
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Purveyor of Plaque |
Keep your mouth closed in polite company. |
2024/07/29 14:09:08 |
1.52 |
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Fruitless Flosser |
Smile wide and the world will shrug its indifference back at you. |
2024/07/29 14:09:08 |
2.00 |
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Mister Moneybags Over Here |
Hope nobody else was planning on buying anything anytime soon. |
2024/07/29 14:09:09 |
2.00 |
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Snooze Addict |
Some mornings you just have to. Don't worry. Really, it's okay. |
2024/07/29 14:09:11 |
2.00 |
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Bad Frequency |
You purported too purposefully, and into the wrong personnel. Be more careful next time, kid. |
2024/07/29 14:09:12 |
1.52 |
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You Slept On The Floor |
You went to sleep on the floor. |
2024/07/29 14:09:13 |
1.16 |
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Retinomania |
You opened all of your eyes wide and revelled in their cacophonous din. |
2024/07/29 14:09:13 |
1.52 |
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Transgressificorniacation |
The more you see, the less you know. Your cursor strayed from the screen. |
2024/07/29 14:09:14 |
1.70 |
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Foot Ball Man Ager |
You feel a decade older after that ordeal, but a goal's a goal. |
2024/07/29 14:09:16 |
1.70 |
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Root, Tritone, Fifth |
You played a familiar melody. |
2024/07/29 14:09:17 |
2.00 |
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Slideshow Bob |
Nnyerrrhrr. |
2024/07/29 14:09:18 |
2.00 |
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Vermilitterate |
You read the WORM's private diary. All of it. After everything else you've done? |
2024/07/29 14:09:20 |
2.00 |
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Dystychiphilioid |
Enjoy yourself however you see fit. It's your life... I guess... |
2024/07/29 14:09:21 |
1.70 |
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Glauch Potato |
In the race to stop seeing, you're actually quite quick. |
2024/07/29 14:09:21 |
1.70 |
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Gastronomical Rotation |
You spun the snail, fast. |
2024/07/29 14:09:22 |
2.00 |
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DRUM HOLO |
Go on, let it all out. |
2024/07/29 14:09:24 |
2.00 |
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