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She Ain't Got No Teeth |
Beat Chapter 1. |
06/12/2021 01:36:37 |
0.42 |
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H is for Hebrew |
Beat Chapter 2. |
06/12/2021 01:36:37 |
0.58 |
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The Panzy |
Get first place in the Rocker Knockout Contest in Downtown. |
06/12/2021 01:36:37 |
1.54 |
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A Whale of a Tail |
Get first place in the Whore-a-thalon. |
06/12/2021 01:36:38 |
1.75 |
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King of Annals |
Get first place in the Butt Brawl. |
06/12/2021 01:36:38 |
1.41 |
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The Mad Capper |
Get first place in the Psychedelic Slalom through the Mushroom Marsh. |
06/12/2021 01:36:38 |
1.75 |
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Pint Sized Pounder |
Get first place in the Pigmy Knockout Contest. |
06/12/2021 01:36:38 |
1.34 |
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Skull Collector |
Win Smear the Steer in the Havajo Reservation. |
06/12/2021 01:36:38 |
1.34 |
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Hook Line and Stinker |
Win Hook Up Contest in the Musky Thong. |
06/12/2021 01:36:38 |
1.68 |
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Beer Goggle Champion |
Get first place in the Hoggin Contest in Missionary Beach. |
06/12/2021 01:36:38 |
1.09 |
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Update Your Hardware |
Get with the hot Robot. |
06/12/2021 01:36:38 |
1.43 |
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FAT32 Reformat |
Get with the big Robot. |
06/12/2021 01:36:38 |
1.22 |
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Better Red Than Dead |
Get with the Devil's mistress. |
06/12/2021 01:36:38 |
1.32 |
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Rubbin' Hood |
Get with one of Hod's chicks. |
06/12/2021 01:36:38 |
1.68 |
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Petty Woman |
Get 100 hummers from a hooker. |
06/12/2021 01:36:38 |
2.06 |
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Bronze Harlot |
Get with a hooker 100 times. |
06/12/2021 01:36:38 |
1.94 |
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The Burger Thing |
Get with 100 hookers from behind. |
06/12/2021 01:36:38 |
2.06 |
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King of the Carrot |
Beat Chapter 3. |
06/12/2021 01:36:39 |
0.65 |
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Old Family Secret |
Beat Chapter 4. |
06/12/2021 01:36:39 |
0.72 |
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First Squirt Award |
Beat Chapter 5. |
06/12/2021 01:36:39 |
0.80 |
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Havajo Hero |
Beat Chapter 6. |
06/12/2021 01:36:39 |
0.82 |
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Swipe That V Card |
Beat Chapter 7. |
06/12/2021 01:36:39 |
0.83 |
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Shots Down Under |
Beat Chapter 8. |
06/12/2021 01:36:39 |
0.86 |
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T & A Trifecta |
Beat Chapter 9. |
06/12/2021 01:36:39 |
0.92 |
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Holy of Holies |
Beat Chapter 10. |
06/12/2021 01:36:39 |
0.94 |
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Wet Your Whistle |
Complete the Tutorial. |
06/12/2021 01:36:39 |
0.22 |
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Total Domination |
Defeat the Man. |
06/12/2021 01:36:39 |
1.08 |
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El Penetrator |
Defeat Ron Jeremy |
06/12/2021 01:36:39 |
1.14 |
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Predator Status |
Have 10 Man Agents come after you for getting it on. |
06/12/2021 01:36:39 |
1.48 |
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Pimp Status |
Have 100 Man Agents come after you for getting it on. |
06/12/2021 01:36:39 |
2.06 |
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The Mick Jagger Award |
Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for getting it on. |
06/12/2021 01:36:39 |
2.06 |
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17 Will Get You 20 |
Have 10 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs. |
06/12/2021 01:36:39 |
0.98 |
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Forty with Good Behavior |
Have 100 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs. |
06/12/2021 01:36:40 |
1.94 |
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Life in the Pokey |
Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs. |
06/12/2021 01:36:40 |
2.06 |
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Hammer Time |
Get with girls from behind 10 times. |
06/12/2021 01:36:40 |
0.79 |
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Butt Brawler |
Get with girls from behind 100 times. |
06/12/2021 01:36:40 |
1.50 |
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The Broken Wagon Wheel |
Get with girls from behind 1000 times. |
06/12/2021 01:36:40 |
2.06 |
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The Bone |
Get with 10 Girls normally. |
06/12/2021 01:36:40 |
0.46 |
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The Drop Slot |
Get with 100 Girls normally. |
06/12/2021 01:36:40 |
1.20 |
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The Golden Rod |
Get with 1000 Girls normally. |
06/12/2021 01:36:40 |
2.06 |
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Earned Your Hat |
Get 10 hummers. |
06/12/2021 01:36:40 |
0.51 |
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Fill 'Er Up Award |
Get 100 hummers. |
06/12/2021 01:36:40 |
1.54 |
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Drop the Mic |
Get 1000 hummers. |
06/12/2021 01:36:40 |
2.06 |
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Slight Addiction |
Play the game for 10 Hours. |
06/12/2021 01:36:40 |
1.02 |
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Chasing the Dragon |
Play the game for 100 Hours. |
06/12/2021 01:36:40 |
1.62 |
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Full Bone Addiction |
Play the game for 1000 Hours. |
06/12/2021 01:36:40 |
1.64 |
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Icebreaker |
Mack 10 chicks. |
06/12/2021 01:36:40 |
0.27 |
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Gift of Gab |
Mack 100 chicks. |
06/12/2021 01:36:41 |
0.65 |
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The Babe Detector |
Mack 1000 chicks. |
06/12/2021 01:36:41 |
1.94 |
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Your Inner Feminine |
Get with 10 chicks. |
06/12/2021 01:36:41 |
0.33 |
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Box Hunter |
Get with 100 chicks. |
06/12/2021 01:36:41 |
0.86 |
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Say Hello to My Little Friend |
Get with 1000 chicks. |
06/12/2021 01:36:41 |
2.06 |
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Repent Ye Sinner |
Get turned down by 10 chicks. |
06/12/2021 01:36:41 |
0.35 |
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Not with a Ten Foot Pole |
Get turned down by 100 chicks. |
06/12/2021 01:36:41 |
1.12 |
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Big Game Hunter |
Get with 10 hot chicks. |
06/12/2021 01:36:41 |
0.89 |
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Like Fish in a Barrel |
Get with 100 hot chicks. |
06/12/2021 01:36:41 |
1.94 |
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Young Bunz Award |
Get with 1000 hot chicks. |
06/12/2021 01:36:41 |
2.06 |
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Ton of Fun |
Get with 10 big girls. |
06/12/2021 01:36:41 |
0.44 |
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Pound for Pound |
Get with 100 big girls. |
06/12/2021 01:36:41 |
1.31 |
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Large and in Charge |
Get with 1000 big girls. |
06/12/2021 01:36:41 |
2.06 |
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The Pleaser |
Get 10 girls off. |
06/12/2021 01:36:41 |
0.41 |
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Box Master |
Get 100 girls off. |
06/12/2021 01:36:41 |
0.90 |
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The Bearded Clam |
Get 1000 girls off. |
06/12/2021 01:36:42 |
2.06 |
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Hit and Run |
Get with 10 chicks and don't get them off. |
06/12/2021 01:36:42 |
0.75 |
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Self-Service Award |
Get with 100 chicks and don't get them off. |
06/12/2021 01:36:42 |
1.75 |
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Maybe You Just Don't Like Girls |
Get with 1000 chicks and don't get them off. |
06/12/2021 01:36:42 |
2.06 |
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Good Samaritan |
Get 10 girls off multiple times. |
06/12/2021 01:36:42 |
0.66 |
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Like a Love Machine |
Get 100 girls off multiple times. |
06/12/2021 01:36:42 |
1.40 |
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Ten Pounds of Meat and a Bucket of Balls |
Get 1000 girls off multiple times. |
06/12/2021 01:36:42 |
2.06 |
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The Over Compensator |
Knock out 10 random guys minding their own business. |
06/12/2021 01:36:42 |
0.31 |
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Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife |
Knockout 100 random guys minding their own business. |
06/12/2021 01:36:42 |
0.61 |
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The Total Dick |
Knock out 1000 random guys minding their own business. |
06/12/2021 01:36:42 |
1.46 |
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Candy Ass |
Get knocked out 10 times. |
06/12/2021 01:36:42 |
1.09 |
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In Lovin' Memory Award |
Get knocked out 100 times. |
06/12/2021 01:36:42 |
2.06 |
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Identity Theft |
Steal the identity of 10 guys. |
06/12/2021 01:36:42 |
0.60 |
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Locked n' Loaded |
Steal the identity of 100 guys. |
06/12/2021 01:36:42 |
1.50 |
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I'm the Juggernaught |
Steal the identity of 1000 guys. |
06/12/2021 01:36:42 |
1.94 |
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Case Meister |
Drink a case worth of beer (24 beers). |
06/12/2021 01:36:43 |
0.82 |
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King o' the Keg |
Drink a keg's worth of beer (500 beers). |
06/12/2021 01:36:43 |
1.94 |
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Lord of the Vat |
Drink a whole vat worth of beer (1000 beers). |
06/12/2021 01:36:43 |
1.94 |
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Aged 18 (at Least) |
Drink a case worth of whiskey (18 bottles of whiskey). |
06/12/2021 01:36:43 |
0.86 |
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Careful, You'll Go Blind |
Drink a whole barrel worth of whiskey (300 bottles of whiskey). |
06/12/2021 01:36:43 |
1.76 |
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100% Proof Flaccid |
Drink an entire distillery's storage room worth of whiskey (1000 bottles of whiskey). |
06/12/2021 01:36:43 |
1.94 |
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One Toke Over the Line |
Smoke an eighth of weed (24 hits). |
06/12/2021 01:36:43 |
0.78 |
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Aqua Lung |
Smoke a pound of weed (500 hits). |
06/12/2021 01:36:43 |
1.52 |
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Lord of Buds |
Smoke an entire bushel of weed (1000 hits). |
06/12/2021 01:36:43 |
2.05 |
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A Fungus Among Us |
Eat an eighth of shrooms (25 shrooms). |
06/12/2021 01:36:43 |
0.94 |
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Train's Leaving, Get on the Bus |
Eat a whole pound of shrooms (250 shrooms). |
06/12/2021 01:36:43 |
1.64 |
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Home of the Monster Mushroom |
Eat an entire patch of shrooms (750 shrooms). |
06/12/2021 01:36:43 |
1.92 |
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Frogger |
Lick two baker's dozens of toads (26 toad licks). |
06/12/2021 01:36:43 |
1.59 |
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Lickin' for a Prince |
Lick a zoo's worth of toads (250 toad licks) |
06/12/2021 01:36:43 |
2.06 |
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Master Frog Finder |
Lick an army of toads (750 toad licks). |
06/12/2021 01:36:44 |
2.06 |
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Wrong Left Turn in Albuquerque |
Eat enough peyote to fill a paper bag (25 buttons). |
06/12/2021 01:36:44 |
1.24 |
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You See the Size of the Chicken? |
Eat ten pounds of peyote (250 buttons). |
06/12/2021 01:36:44 |
2.05 |
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Watch Out on the Way Out |
Eat a barrel of Peyote (750 buttons). |
06/12/2021 01:36:44 |
2.06 |
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Gettin' Itchy |
Smoke an eight ball of crack (25 hits). |
06/12/2021 01:36:44 |
0.67 |
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Hittin' the Street |
Smoke a pound of crack (500 hits). |
06/12/2021 01:36:44 |
1.62 |
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Death Rock |
Smoke a mountain of crack (1000 hits). |
06/12/2021 01:36:44 |
1.82 |
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A Bottle Is Your Only Friend |
Get turned down by 1000 Girls |
06/12/2021 01:36:44 |
1.94 |
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Geriatrically Inclined |
Get knocked out 1000 times. |
06/12/2021 01:36:44 |
2.06 |
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