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Well, That Wasn't What I Expected |
Cool guys don't look at them. |
01/26/2018 22:15:54 |
1.87 |
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Tripped On A Curb |
Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb. |
01/26/2018 22:15:55 |
0.92 |
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Working On Your Tan |
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. |
01/26/2018 22:15:55 |
1.81 |
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Leaking Like A Sieve |
It's just a flesh wound! |
01/26/2018 22:15:55 |
0.90 |
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Viewing Our Next-Gen Fish AI |
A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion. |
01/26/2018 22:15:56 |
1.25 |
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Ran Out Of Laundry Pods |
You think hunger is a game? |
01/26/2018 22:15:56 |
1.49 |
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Expecting A Third Arm? |
Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green? |
01/26/2018 22:15:56 |
1.45 |
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Trust Me, I'm An Architect |
Somebody call OSHA. |
01/29/2018 00:41:53 |
1.73 |
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250 Base Parts, Still Lack Storage |
If you build it, they will come... and raid it. |
01/29/2018 00:41:53 |
2.23 |
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Patch It Up |
Can we fix it? Yes we can! |
01/29/2018 00:41:54 |
1.51 |
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Harder, Better, Stronger |
And it didn't cost six million dollars. |
01/29/2018 00:41:54 |
1.49 |
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You Shall Not Pass |
Full Metal Barracks |
01/29/2018 00:41:55 |
1.48 |
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Helping Hand |
Medic! |
01/29/2018 00:41:56 |
1.40 |
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We All Need A Friend Like You |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_DESC_3_14 |
01/29/2018 00:41:56 |
2.13 |
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New Vocation |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_DESC_3_15 |
01/29/2018 00:41:57 |
3.00 |
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An Apple A Day |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_DESC_3_16 |
01/29/2018 00:41:57 |
1.80 |
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With Last Breath |
One foot in the grave. |
01/29/2018 00:41:58 |
1.37 |
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Long Distance Relationship |
Alright kid, don't get cocky. |
01/29/2018 00:41:59 |
2.82 |
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Has To Be A Lucky Shot |
Hacker |
01/29/2018 00:41:59 |
3.63 |
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The Things We Do |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_DESC_3_21 |
01/29/2018 00:42:01 |
1.02 |
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Fisticuffs |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_DESC_3_22 |
01/29/2018 00:42:01 |
1.77 |
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American Nutcase |
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now! |
01/29/2018 00:42:02 |
2.97 |
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Cock Fight |
That's the wrong kind of kill "streak". |
01/29/2018 00:42:02 |
2.03 |
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Size Doesn't Matter |
Fifteen rounds with Drago. |
01/29/2018 00:42:02 |
2.49 |
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Mr. Clean |
You really mopped his clock. |
01/29/2018 00:42:03 |
1.70 |
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I Got The Remedy |
NEW_ACHIEVEMENT_DESC_3_27 |
01/29/2018 00:42:04 |
0.79 |
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A Long Way To Go |
So you can hit the broad side of a barn. |
02/07/2018 17:21:38 |
2.11 |
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Guinea Pig |
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04/25/2018 12:44:09 |
3.08 |
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Moneybags |
Dive into that vault of coins! |
07/11/2018 19:44:43 |
2.32 |
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