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My Kart Is Augmented |
Buy an upgrade. Good thing you old types like a bit of DIY, eh? |
2015-03-03 15:51:56 |
0.84 |
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GrimAced |
Win your first race, proving that old people everywhere actually can drive at a moderate pace. |
2015-03-03 15:51:57 |
0.85 |
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During The War... |
Run over an opponent’s fallen body, adding insult to an already pretty painful injury. You monster. |
2015-03-03 15:51:57 |
0.74 |
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We Can Rebuild Him |
Fully upgrade a single kart aspect, putting the younger generation and their custom cars to shame with your far superior experience in craftsmanship. And less body kits. |
2015-03-03 15:51:58 |
1.09 |
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Million Dollar Granddad |
Fully upgrade your kart, showing your grandkids the money they could have had if they were nicer. |
2015-03-03 15:51:58 |
1.55 |
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Technophobic |
Use an EMP 20 times successfully - who says old people can’t use technology? You do, apparently. |
2015-07-06 13:31:02 |
1.23 |
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Feeling Lucky? |
Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi. The world’s slowest police chase is going to star you, you criminal. |
2015-07-06 13:31:04 |
1.25 |
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Am I Missing An Eyebrow? |
Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket, causing mass havoc and outcry from the Royal Aeronautical Society. |
2015-07-06 13:31:04 |
1.25 |
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Slick Moves Like Jagger |
Slip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil, making you no better than the young’ins who litter, you hypocrite. |
2015-07-06 13:31:05 |
1.42 |
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Luckily My Shield Will Protect Me |
Successfully use a shield to block 20 horrible whippersnapper’s attacks against your innocent old self. |
2015-07-06 13:31:05 |
1.35 |
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Gone In Many Seconds |
Boost without hurtling far off course and crashing too horribly into the scenery 20 times. |
2015-07-06 13:31:06 |
1.21 |
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He Was A Skater Boy |
Keyword being was. Knock 5 skaters off the road. |
2015-07-06 13:31:06 |
1.69 |
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Paperboy The Hard Way |
Run over 5 bikers. We know that drivers hate them, but you’re in mobility scooters! That’s just nasty. |
2015-07-06 13:31:07 |
1.65 |
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Death Defier |
Get gold in all races in the village, telling Grim he’s not having your soul tonight. |
2015-07-06 13:31:07 |
1.30 |
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Death Derider |
Get gold in all races in the town, insulting Grim’s efficiency by evading his grasp twice now. |
2015-07-06 13:31:07 |
1.43 |
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Death Despiser |
Get gold in all races in the farm, making Grim REALLY want your soul now. |
2015-07-06 13:31:08 |
1.52 |
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Death Defiler |
Get gold in all races in the graveyard, ruining Grim’s happy place. |
2015-07-06 13:31:08 |
1.56 |
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Death Decider |
Get gold in all races in the showdown, winning your fate and telling Grim to stop harassing old people all over the world. |
2015-07-06 13:31:09 |
1.45 |
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Casting your net |
Win a single network multiplayer race, your first step to world domination. |
2015-07-06 13:31:09 |
1.38 |
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Silver Surfer |
Take your online points total past 10, proving that old people and the Internet isn’t a disaster waiting to happen. |
2015-07-06 13:31:09 |
1.33 |
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Worldly Wise Whiz |
Amass over 50 points online, it’s what Tim Berners-Lee would have wanted. |
2015-07-06 13:31:10 |
1.52 |
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Snatch me if you can |
Snatch an item off an opponent in Snatch game mode. What has society come to! |
2015-07-06 13:31:10 |
1.76 |
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Double, double toil and trouble |
Get a Snatch Item pair for double points and bragging rights down at the bingo club. |
2015-07-06 13:31:10 |
1.74 |
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Sweep |
Get 1 Crazy Granddad item. You are cleaning up this town. Somebody has to. You’re just doing it really slowly. |
2015-07-06 13:31:10 |
1.51 |
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A Quiet Night In |
Get the blow-up doll in the crazy Granddad game mode for an evening of pleasure with your very own plastic friend. |
2015-07-06 13:31:10 |
1.65 |
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Batteries not Included |
Get taken out by a UFO laser, more than a close encounter. |
2015-07-06 13:31:10 |
1.09 |
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Over the hump |
Win a network race on a Wednesday. Then celebrate by visiting the most duck filled pond you ever sat by. |
2015-07-22 20:52:27 |
1.67 |
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A Manic Monday |
Add to the mayhem by winning a network race on a Monday. |
2015-07-23 19:11:08 |
1.63 |
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Tuesday’s child |
Put your graceful driving to good use by winning a network race on a Tuesday. |
2015-07-23 19:11:09 |
1.65 |
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Thor's Day |
Impress the mighty Thor with a network race victory on a Thursday. |
2015-07-23 19:11:10 |
1.65 |
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Jason goes to Sunny Pines |
Win a network race on a Friday. Just avoid going down by the lake if you can. |
2015-07-23 19:11:11 |
1.64 |
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Disco Driving |
Catch that Saturday Night Fever by winning a network race on a Saturday. |
2015-07-23 19:11:13 |
1.62 |
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No rest for the wicked |
Why rest when you could be earning achievements. Win a network race on a Sunday. |
2015-07-23 19:11:14 |
1.59 |
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Week Minded |
You're an all rounder. Win a network race on each day of the week.. |
2015-07-23 19:11:14 |
1.74 |
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Trick or Treat |
Add insult to injury by winning a network race on Halloween, Grim’s favourite day of the year. |
2015-07-23 19:11:16 |
1.72 |
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You Old Romantic |
Win a network race on Valentine’s Day and dedicate this achievement to that special someone. |
2015-07-23 19:11:18 |
1.74 |
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Christmas Truce? |
Not a chance, take out your opponents and win a network race on Christmas day. |
2015-07-23 19:11:19 |
1.72 |
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