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Testing The Water |
You've tested all the characters, now pick one and play the damn game! |
2017/12/01 19:42:34 |
2.60 |
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Over 100! |
You killed 100 monsters in one game... so what? |
2017/12/01 19:42:35 |
1.16 |
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Over 1000! |
You've killed 1000 mosters in one game! You're not such a nonce after all. |
2017/12/01 19:42:35 |
1.66 |
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Over 9000! |
You killed 9000 monsters in one game? Who's the monster now... |
2017/12/01 19:42:36 |
2.77 |
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Disintigration For Beginners |
You died by lightning... Ben Franklin would be proud! |
2017/12/01 19:42:36 |
0.00 |
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Are You Snow White? |
You died from poisoning but no prince is going to kiss your ugly mug. |
2017/12/01 19:42:37 |
1.90 |
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Burnt To A Crisp |
You scream 'smells like roast pork' before dying in flaming agony. |
2017/12/01 19:42:38 |
2.59 |
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Loser! |
You died with no loot... LOSER!!!!!! |
2017/12/01 19:42:38 |
1.90 |
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Chicken |
You ran away from a fight with a champion. Better than wetting yourself, I suppose... |
2017/12/01 19:42:39 |
1.55 |
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Immortal |
Your health is over 2000 making you feel immortal - although you're not. |
2017/12/01 19:42:39 |
0.00 |
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Omnipotent |
Your mana is over 500 because you never learned how to make a critical attack. |
2017/12/01 19:42:40 |
2.59 |
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Dead D.E.A.T.H. |
You killed D.E.A.T.H. so from now on we'll just call you Kenny. You b*****d. |
2017/12/01 19:42:40 |
2.59 |
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Explorer |
You found a secret area... aren't you clever? |
2017/12/01 19:42:41 |
2.03 |
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Filthy Rich |
You were rch before, but clearing that treasure room made you FILTHY RICH! |
2017/12/01 19:42:41 |
0.00 |
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You Rang M'lord? |
You're ranked as a Lord now. Don't let it go to your head... you're still nothing special. |
2017/12/01 19:42:42 |
1.40 |
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I dub thee Sir... |
You're a Knight, but not the round table type. More kind of squarish... |
2017/12/01 19:42:42 |
1.56 |
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Not-quite-famous |
You have been ranked Baronet. Don't get excited, no-one's ever heard of a famous baronet. |
2017/12/01 19:42:43 |
2.30 |
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Is it contagious? |
You've been given a Barony. Sounds nasty but it's not catching thankfully. |
2017/12/01 19:42:44 |
2.60 |
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Total Biscuit |
You're a Viscount, but not the chocolatey type. |
2017/12/01 19:42:45 |
2.77 |
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1... Ha, ha, ha... |
You can't count to 10, but now you're a Count. Oh, the irony... |
2017/12/01 19:42:45 |
3.07 |
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Which are you? |
You attain the rank of Marquess, but which are you? Queensbury or de Sade? or Both? |
2017/12/01 19:42:46 |
3.07 |
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Butterfly and battler |
You have been named Viceroy. You are a seasoned battler or a nymphalid butterfly. Choose. |
2017/12/01 19:42:46 |
0.00 |
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The artist formerly known as... |
You've reached the rank of Prince. Please don't start signing everything as ☥. |
2017/12/01 19:42:47 |
0.00 |
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Umm... Erm... Yeah... |
You are now a Prime Elector. Nope, I don't know what that means either. |
2017/12/01 19:42:48 |
0.00 |
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True grit |
Looks like you have the right to call yourself a Duke. But we'll call you Marion instead. |
2017/12/01 19:42:48 |
0.00 |
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Touched by the Black Hand |
As an Archduke you are a ripe target for assassination, especially if your name is Franz. |
2017/12/01 19:42:48 |
0.00 |
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More of the same |
You are a Grand Duke, which is the same as an Archduke, only less likely to die horribly. |
2017/12/01 19:42:49 |
3.07 |
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Royal Tea |
As King of the Skein you have the absolute right to stop for tea and biscuits at anytime. |
2017/12/01 19:42:49 |
0.00 |
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Cooler than Caesar |
You are Emperor of all you survey... which isn't much to be honest, but it sounds way cool. |
2017/12/01 19:42:50 |
0.00 |
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Slayer |
Hell awaits those 50 champion monsters that you sent south of heaven in a reign of blood. |
2017/12/01 19:42:51 |
2.47 |
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Smasher |
You've smashed 50 generators... Those anger managment classes aren't working. |
2017/12/01 19:42:52 |
1.56 |
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Destroyer |
250 generators destroyed. You really dislike those things, huh? |
2017/12/01 19:42:52 |
2.37 |
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Annihilator |
One thousand generators??? Okay, you're a badass. You have no life, but you're a badass. |
2017/12/01 19:42:53 |
3.07 |
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Tomb Raider |
You've looted 20 tombs... What do you mean "Just call me Lara"? |
2017/12/01 19:42:53 |
0.00 |
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Commander Shepherd |
Controlling 200 sheep is a lot different than controlling 200 Reapers. |
2017/12/01 19:42:54 |
0.00 |
|
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Time Killer |
One hour as a single character! You've been killing time killing monsters in a killer game... |
2017/12/01 19:42:55 |
2.29 |
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No Hit Sherlock! |
You survived a room after level 5 without being hit... Elementary, my dear Watson? |
2017/12/01 19:42:55 |
1.73 |
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Master Of Magic |
You stacked three or more spells. Start looking for a castle on Arcanus. |
2017/12/01 19:42:55 |
1.28 |
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Resurrection Joe |
You've been brought back to life. This is the resurrection, yeah, yeah, of the good times! |
2017/12/01 19:42:56 |
1.64 |
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Rat King |
You spawned ten or more rats making you the Rat King... Or is that the Pied Piper? |
2017/12/01 19:42:56 |
0.00 |
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Bookworm |
You have completed the Bestiary thanks to your slaughter in the name of science. |
2017/12/01 19:42:57 |
2.59 |
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Scholar |
Finding all the spells in the Skein makes you a scholar, but not a gentleman. |
2017/12/01 19:42:58 |
0.00 |
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You're S.P.E.C.I.A.L. |
Actually, not really, but you have used each characters special move 50 times. |
2017/12/01 19:42:58 |
2.47 |
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Ultimate Hero |
You killed the sheep in human clothing and rescued the Immortals soul. Yay you. |
2017/12/01 19:42:59 |
3.07 |
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Gladiator |
You must be Russell Crowe's illegitimate love child to have survived 8 Arenas in one game. |
2017/12/01 19:43:00 |
3.07 |
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