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The Original |
The original recipe is lost to time but the same great taste remains! |
04/20/2021 02:15:09 |
0.90 |
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Terminal Velocity |
Stock price wasn't the only thing falling! |
04/20/2021 02:15:09 |
0.88 |
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Cherry Popper |
College students love her! |
04/20/2021 02:15:09 |
0.91 |
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Bitter Rings |
Many were lost to time, but the ones that remain are protected by old money... |
04/20/2021 02:15:09 |
0.97 |
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In Her Footsteps |
Don't forget: family is the most important thing. |
04/20/2021 02:15:09 |
1.16 |
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The Soda Playboy |
What IS The Flying Constantine anyway? |
04/20/2021 02:15:09 |
0.97 |
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Scandalous |
The scandal couldn't have been that bad, right? |
04/20/2021 02:15:09 |
1.03 |
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Shize™ Nitro™ Freeze™ |
It's very important to keep the Canbrosia cold, you know. |
04/20/2021 02:15:09 |
1.03 |
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Easily Influenced |
John Shize III always had a penchant for conspiracy theories and the otherworldly... |
04/20/2021 02:15:09 |
1.05 |
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The Ameri-Can Dream |
Other companies simply couldn't compete in the free marketplace of sodas! |
04/20/2021 02:15:09 |
1.09 |
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Powerful Friends |
Healthy partnerships between industry and political movements should be encouraged! |
04/20/2021 02:15:09 |
1.09 |
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The Lovebirds |
Who says you can't ship cans all around the world? |
04/20/2021 02:15:09 |
1.11 |
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Russian Takeover |
From Shize to Sheez and back to Shize... |
04/20/2021 02:15:10 |
1.18 |
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Family Divided |
J.R. Shize & Sons was no more after Veggie Broth... |
04/20/2021 02:15:10 |
1.08 |
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Sold Out Soda |
Investors had no idea what was going on until it was too late... |
04/20/2021 02:15:10 |
1.05 |
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Cansequences |
He'll remember what you did... |
04/20/2021 02:15:10 |
0.97 |
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Can-do-Attitude |
You're getting the hang of it! |
04/20/2021 02:15:10 |
0.79 |
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Bubbly Personality |
All the Cans love you! |
04/20/2021 02:15:10 |
1.08 |
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Sparkling Sprayer |
You're an expert Can Pleaser! |
04/20/2021 02:15:10 |
1.17 |
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Shize All That |
I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me... |
04/20/2021 02:15:10 |
1.21 |
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Canfiction dot Net |
Only the best from our canfic writers! |
04/20/2021 02:15:10 |
1.12 |
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Sleaze King |
John Shize II died as he lived: surrounded by cold soda, warm bodies and thick aluminium. |
04/20/2021 02:15:10 |
1.12 |
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Queen's Gambit |
Candice Cannes CANgratulates you! |
04/20/2021 02:15:10 |
1.13 |
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Best Friends Forever |
Together forever, and ever, and ever... |
04/20/2021 02:15:10 |
1.12 |
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Devoted |
You are going to do great things together... |
04/20/2021 02:15:10 |
1.10 |
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Profreshional |
Consider yourself a professional soda satisfier! |
04/20/2021 02:15:11 |
1.21 |
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Hot and Steamy |
Don't forget: Shize LLC loves you. |
04/20/2021 02:15:11 |
1.22 |
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