 |
The Original |
The original recipe is lost to time but the same great taste remains! |
20/04/2021 02:15:09 |
0.86 |
|
 |
Terminal Velocity |
Stock price wasn't the only thing falling! |
20/04/2021 02:15:09 |
0.84 |
|
 |
Cherry Popper |
College students love her! |
20/04/2021 02:15:09 |
0.86 |
|
 |
Bitter Rings |
Many were lost to time, but the ones that remain are protected by old money... |
20/04/2021 02:15:09 |
0.93 |
|
 |
In Her Footsteps |
Don't forget: family is the most important thing. |
20/04/2021 02:15:09 |
1.11 |
|
 |
The Soda Playboy |
What IS The Flying Constantine anyway? |
20/04/2021 02:15:09 |
0.92 |
|
 |
Scandalous |
The scandal couldn't have been that bad, right? |
20/04/2021 02:15:09 |
0.98 |
|
 |
Shize™ Nitro™ Freeze™ |
It's very important to keep the Canbrosia cold, you know. |
20/04/2021 02:15:09 |
0.98 |
|
 |
Easily Influenced |
John Shize III always had a penchant for conspiracy theories and the otherworldly... |
20/04/2021 02:15:09 |
1.00 |
|
 |
The Ameri-Can Dream |
Other companies simply couldn't compete in the free marketplace of sodas! |
20/04/2021 02:15:09 |
1.04 |
|
 |
Powerful Friends |
Healthy partnerships between industry and political movements should be encouraged! |
20/04/2021 02:15:09 |
1.04 |
|
 |
The Lovebirds |
Who says you can't ship cans all around the world? |
20/04/2021 02:15:09 |
1.06 |
|
 |
Russian Takeover |
From Shize to Sheez and back to Shize... |
20/04/2021 02:15:10 |
1.14 |
|
 |
Family Divided |
J.R. Shize & Sons was no more after Veggie Broth... |
20/04/2021 02:15:10 |
1.03 |
|
 |
Sold Out Soda |
Investors had no idea what was going on until it was too late... |
20/04/2021 02:15:10 |
1.01 |
|
 |
Cansequences |
He'll remember what you did... |
20/04/2021 02:15:10 |
0.93 |
|
 |
Can-do-Attitude |
You're getting the hang of it! |
20/04/2021 02:15:10 |
0.75 |
|
 |
Bubbly Personality |
All the Cans love you! |
20/04/2021 02:15:10 |
1.02 |
|
 |
Sparkling Sprayer |
You're an expert Can Pleaser! |
20/04/2021 02:15:10 |
1.13 |
|
 |
Shize All That |
I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me... |
20/04/2021 02:15:10 |
1.17 |
|
 |
Canfiction dot Net |
Only the best from our canfic writers! |
20/04/2021 02:15:10 |
1.06 |
|
 |
Sleaze King |
John Shize II died as he lived: surrounded by cold soda, warm bodies and thick aluminium. |
20/04/2021 02:15:10 |
1.07 |
|
 |
Queen's Gambit |
Candice Cannes CANgratulates you! |
20/04/2021 02:15:10 |
1.08 |
|
 |
Best Friends Forever |
Together forever, and ever, and ever... |
20/04/2021 02:15:10 |
1.08 |
|
 |
Devoted |
You are going to do great things together... |
20/04/2021 02:15:10 |
1.05 |
|
 |
Profreshional |
Consider yourself a professional soda satisfier! |
20/04/2021 02:15:11 |
1.17 |
|
 |
Hot and Steamy |
Don't forget: Shize LLC loves you. |
20/04/2021 02:15:11 |
1.18 |
|
