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0% Chance |
Experience death before being born. |
2016-04-05 04:47:36 |
1.19 |
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One life is enough. |
Live out a single life, then quit the game. |
2016-04-05 04:47:36 |
1.07 |
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POG Champ! |
You own the sickest slammer! Holograms and everything! |
2016-04-05 04:47:36 |
1.52 |
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Perhaps I Can Have 2 Mega Rangers? |
Life must have been so tough for you, getting what you wanted all the time. |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
1.42 |
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Happy Family! |
Your Mom and Dad still have an active sex life! |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
1.48 |
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Hot pocket! |
You were cooked alive in a malfunctioning incubator. |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
1.54 |
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The Blood of Christ |
Tastes delicious! |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
2.60 |
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Irresponsible Parents |
You didn’t know the dog wasn’t supposed to eat chocolate. |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
2.60 |
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Poor Investment |
Your parents spent your college fund on Beanie Babies hoping to make millions. |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
1.53 |
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Pet Cemetery |
Sometimes...DEAD IS BETTAH! |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
1.73 |
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Future Serial Killer! |
You’ve always looked good in red! |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
2.60 |
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Angry Video Game Nerd |
You spend your life playing and reviewing shitty games so other people don’t have to. |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
1.57 |
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Warm Popsicle |
Why don’t you come downstairs and have yourself a Popsicle? |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
1.67 |
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But I don’t even believe in Jeebus! |
Just repent on your death bed! |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
2.60 |
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In The Ghetto! |
It’s the hard knock life! |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
2.60 |
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Tears From Heaven |
You've experienced every dead baby scenario...Yikes |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
1.79 |
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Participant Trophy |
Everyone is sooo special! |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
2.60 |
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I Don’t Want To Grow Up! |
Experience every happy child scenario. Lucky you. |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
1.73 |
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Psychiatrist's Wet Dream |
Experience every sad child scenario. Oh, BOO-HOO! |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
1.73 |
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Early Warning Signs |
Experience every angry child scenario and grow up to be Macaulay Culkin. |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
1.66 |
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Forever Young |
Experience every child death scenario. Sometimes dreams do come true! |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
1.84 |
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Pills! Pills! Pills! |
Pills! Pills! Pills! |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
2.60 |
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D.A.R.E |
What's better than not doing drugs? Doing drugs. |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
2.60 |
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Better Red Than Dead! |
Having a soul is overrated. |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
1.58 |
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Smells Like Teen Spirit! |
Experience every happy teen scenario. You were born way ahead of your time, man. |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
1.73 |
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Everybody Hurts |
Experience every sad teen scenario. Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb? |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
1.69 |
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Rage Against The Machine |
Experience every angry teen scenario. Life is only pain. |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
1.73 |
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Darwin Award Nominee |
Experience every teen death scenario. Texting is thinning the herd! |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
1.77 |
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Guns Don’t Kill People, People With Guns Kill People |
You can take my guns from my cold dead hands! |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
2.60 |
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Margaritaville! |
Experience every happy adult scenario. Why would anyone have kids!? |
2016-04-05 04:47:37 |
1.87 |
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Being an Adult is Sad Enough |
Experience every sad adult scenario. Your soul is thoroughly crushed. |
2016-04-05 04:47:38 |
1.82 |
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Which Radical Movement is Right for You? |
Experience every angry adult scenario. They took your stapler, now burn this place to the ground! |
2016-04-05 04:47:38 |
1.77 |
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Join a Cult That Worships Blue Oysters |
Experience every adult death scenario. Don't fear the reaper! |
2016-04-05 04:47:38 |
1.87 |
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Nothing Better Than a Fiber Rich Diet |
Experience every happy old scenario. You call that a no wiper! |
2016-04-05 04:47:38 |
1.96 |
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Country Kitchen Buffet is Closed |
Experience every sad old scenario. What's the point in living?! |
2016-04-05 04:47:38 |
1.87 |
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Get Off My Lawn! |
Experience every angry old scenario. Damn kids! |
2016-04-05 04:47:38 |
1.79 |
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Hello Darkness, My Old Friend |
Experience every old death scenario. What sound does silence make anyways? |
2016-04-05 04:47:38 |
1.73 |
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In The Not Too Distant Future |
At least you still have all those red sweaters! |
2016-04-05 04:47:38 |
2.60 |
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Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams |
9/11 was an inside job. |
2016-04-05 04:47:38 |
1.64 |
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Riggity Riggity Wrecked Son! |
You went back to the carpet store AFTER surviving cancer? |
2016-04-05 04:47:38 |
1.55 |
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When I Die and They Lay Me To Rest |
Experience Every Outcome in Womb Room |
2016-04-05 04:47:38 |
2.60 |
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Curiosity Killed The Cat |
Live 9 lives in Womb Room |
2016-04-05 04:47:38 |
1.31 |
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One Life To Live |
Experience your first death outside the Womb Room |
2016-04-05 04:47:38 |
1.38 |
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Massacre |
Die 50 times in Womb Room |
2016-04-05 04:47:38 |
1.66 |
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Living Hell |
Die 100 times in Womb Room |
2016-04-05 04:47:38 |
1.75 |
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Masochist |
Die 1,000 times in Womb Room |
2016-04-05 04:47:38 |
2.37 |
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Life is Meaningless |
Die 10,000 times in Womb Room |
2016-04-05 04:47:38 |
2.60 |
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