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Crime Free Utopia |
Like nowhere else, the citizens of this country can now walk the streets safely, and sleep sound in their beds knowing that crime is practically consigned to the history books. Excellent! |
04/30/2016 04:12:44 |
0.45 |
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Economic Miracle |
You have shown exceptional skill in managing the economic affairs of the nation. The people owe their wealth and prosperity to your remarkable economic genius! |
04/30/2016 04:12:44 |
0.78 |
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Budget Balancer |
Using a combination of prudence and economic ability, you have managed to keep the country's finances in the black for five whole years. Congratulations! |
04/30/2016 04:12:44 |
0.72 |
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Cabinet Government |
Congratulations! You have managed to steer the ship of state for six years without once having to resort to firing a minister or enduring the embarrassment of a resignation. |
04/30/2016 04:12:45 |
0.75 |
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Socialist Paradise |
Congratulations comrade! You have remade this country in the very image of a socialist paradise. The proletariat are down-trodden no longer. Excellent work! |
04/30/2016 04:12:46 |
1.09 |
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Green Utopia |
You truly have made this country a green and pleasant land, free from the horrors of pollution, waste and damage to the climate. We and the planet thank you! |
04/30/2016 04:12:47 |
0.76 |
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Technological Superiority |
Our country has shown itself to be on the cutting edge of technology and we are now held up as an example of innovation, skill and science. Good job! |
04/30/2016 04:12:47 |
1.00 |
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God's Kingdom |
You have done fantastic work in the service of God, and restored our country's rightful status as one Kingdom under God, with a pious and devoted population. |
04/30/2016 04:12:47 |
1.21 |
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One Party State |
Congratulations! You have all-but-banished the thought of any other political parties from the minds of the electorate, reducing other politicians to mere has-beens. |
04/30/2016 04:12:48 |
0.60 |
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Police State |
It seems nobody has been a stronger champion of the power of the state than you. Our citizens are now under firmer control than ever before. Good work. |
04/30/2016 04:12:49 |
1.23 |
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Egalitarian Miracle |
We may not all look alike or sound alike, but under your leadership, we all now feel equal with our fellow man/woman/other, and isn't that the most important thing? |
04/30/2016 04:12:49 |
0.53 |
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Free Market Paradise |
We can now truly hold up this country as the prime example of a free-market system, where everything and everyone is for sale at the right price. Bravo! |
04/30/2016 04:12:49 |
1.56 |
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Survivor |
Survivor They say some politicians are political survivors, but you really define the word with the way you keep dodging those terrorist plots. Here, have a shiny medal! |
04/30/2016 04:12:50 |
1.14 |
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Poverty Eradicated |
Nobody cheers as loud for you as those people you have raised out of poverty, in your triumphant mission to rid the curse of poverty from our country. Well done. |
04/30/2016 04:12:50 |
0.69 |
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Sovereign Wealth |
Oh how we look upon those countries with debt problems and laugh, now we have you as our astute and dare I say 'prudent' leader. The bank balance looks just great! |
04/30/2016 04:12:50 |
0.72 |
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Kyoto Award |
We may be members of a small club, but it's an important one. We are proudly one of the few nations that are taking our climate change obligations seriously. |
04/30/2016 04:12:51 |
0.73 |
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Full Employment |
Have you seen long queues of jobless citizens queuing for work? Neither have I, nor will I, in this land of full employment! And we owe it all to you and your work! |
04/30/2016 04:12:51 |
0.59 |
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Elder Statesman |
You have now been returned to power by the people so many times, we are starting to wonder if it's worth putting anyone else's name on the ballot papers! Nice work! |
04/30/2016 04:12:51 |
0.82 |
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Filibustering |
You certainly have the stamina for politics, you have been working away in your office for so long now that it's almost time to start the next days work! |
04/30/2016 04:12:52 |
0.86 |
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World Stage |
Few leaders grasp the complexities of global events the way you do. You seem able to look at any country or situation, no matter where, and deduce the solutions to their problems. |
04/30/2016 04:12:52 |
1.59 |
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Healthly Minds & Bodies |
They say that nothing really matters as long as you ,or in this case, your entire country, has their health. And our medical report has never been so positive! |
04/30/2016 04:12:52 |
0.65 |
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Popular Leader |
Few leaders have that special ability to be all things to all people, but somehow you have pulled off the trick of being popular with almost everyone. Nice work! |
04/30/2016 04:12:53 |
1.64 |
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Electoral Success |
Success! You have been democratically elected for another term. Somehow you have managed to win over the electorate to your political views. Congratulations! |
04/30/2016 04:12:53 |
0.56 |
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Landslide |
Amazing victory! This is nothing short of an electoral landslide, which shows that you have fundamentally won the political argument in the minds of the electorate! |
04/30/2016 04:12:54 |
0.59 |
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Legitimate Leader |
You have managed not only to win the election, but take a majority of the entire electorate with you, leaving no doubt that you are this country's legitimate leader. |
04/30/2016 04:12:55 |
0.58 |
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Divisive Leader |
A narrow victory. By just squeaking past the point needed for re-election you have managed to retain power, but are widely seen as a divisive leader. |
04/30/2016 04:12:55 |
1.19 |
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Darwin's Legacy |
Religion has been all but wiped from our country, leaving a society that believes in science, technology and evidence, rather than faith in religious text. |
04/30/2016 04:12:56 |
0.72 |
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Intelligentsia |
You have managed to preside over an unpallalled period of high educational achievement and turned this nation into the worlds intelligentsia. Congratulations! |
04/30/2016 04:12:56 |
0.70 |
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Surveillance society |
Everywhere our people go, we have them under observation. We see and hear everything. Remember citizen, you have nothing to fear! |
04/30/2016 04:12:56 |
1.34 |
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Flip Flops |
You have managed to second-guess your policy decisions so many times that the electorate are accusing you of being the 'flip-flop' politician. Perhaps you should be more decisive in future? |
04/30/2016 04:12:57 |
0.86 |
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Divided Society |
Who says equality is a bad thing? You have driven a wedge the size of a football stadium between the haves and the have nots. Congratulations. |
04/30/2016 04:12:57 |
1.09 |
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Educational Failure |
It is a sort of modern miracle that we have managed to create a society so poorly educated and yet somehow it still functions. |
04/30/2016 04:12:58 |
0.68 |
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Agrarian Society |
Who needs cities and technology anyway, when you can have the majority of your citizens out in the fields doing an honest days toil? |
04/30/2016 04:12:58 |
1.09 |
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Inebriated Society |
Forget the illuminati, say hello to the inebriati! The whole country enjoys a drink now and then, or in fact...all the time! |
04/30/2016 04:12:58 |
1.52 |
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Narcotic Economy |
Other countries may look at narcotics as a threat, but congratulations you have seen them for what they are...a very lucrative source of government income. |
04/30/2016 04:12:59 |
1.59 |
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Military State |
A wise man once said that society can never have enough people in uniform carrying guns. And it looks like you took those words very seriously indeed. |
04/30/2016 04:12:59 |
1.45 |
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Lonely At The Top |
There really is no room for friends at the top of government, and your constant dismissal of ministers shows you take that attitude to heart. |
04/30/2016 04:13:00 |
1.12 |
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Economic Stability |
Sometimes its not how much the economy is growing, but how steadily it ticks alonmg that makes all the difference. Congratulations on overseeing such stability. |
04/30/2016 04:13:00 |
0.57 |
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True Patriot |
There are people who claim to be patriots, then there are patriots, and then there are true patriots like yourself. All stand to salute our glorious flag! |
04/30/2016 04:13:01 |
1.13 |
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Oil Dependency |
Ok, so we have built a country that is massively dependent on oil, some may see that as bad, but its definitely an achievement of some sort. |
04/30/2016 04:13:01 |
1.30 |
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Banana Republic |
They say its important to stick to what you do best, and looking at our economy, we grow food and export it better than anything else. Bananas for Lunch! |
04/30/2016 04:13:02 |
1.02 |
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Apathetic Electorate |
It takes a special kind of dull leadership technique to energize as few of the electorate as you do. Congratulations on driving apathy to record levels! |
04/30/2016 04:13:02 |
1.73 |
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