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Made man |
Beginning of a beautiful friendship... |
04/03/2017 15:25:06 |
1.66 |
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OG |
They accept you as you are. |
04/03/2017 15:25:06 |
1.77 |
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Born to be wild |
Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way |
04/03/2017 15:25:06 |
1.73 |
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While there is still no wall |
...so go and enjoy some chimichangas. |
04/03/2017 15:25:06 |
1.67 |
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Cat person |
Because some people just want to watch the world meow. |
04/03/2017 15:25:07 |
0.71 |
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One for the team |
And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street? |
04/03/2017 15:25:07 |
0.71 |
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Slav squat |
And remember how to recognize a Western spy! |
04/03/2017 15:25:07 |
0.78 |
|
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Ice ice baby! |
Just chill out. |
04/03/2017 15:25:07 |
0.97 |
|
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La Cucaracha |
He has a large family to support. |
04/03/2017 15:25:07 |
1.52 |
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Someone should debug this game |
...and you just did that! |
04/03/2017 15:25:07 |
0.95 |
|
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Use the back door |
Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said. |
04/03/2017 15:25:07 |
1.05 |
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Secret sauce |
This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time. |
04/03/2017 15:25:07 |
1.16 |
|
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Fahrenheit 451 |
Who knows where it comes from? |
04/03/2017 15:25:07 |
1.14 |
|
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Raging Bull |
If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win. |
04/03/2017 15:25:07 |
1.21 |
|
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No heaven for you |
He could have washed his pants, not his brain. |
04/03/2017 15:25:07 |
1.56 |
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Weapon of mass destruction |
And still some dream about having one. |
04/03/2017 15:25:07 |
1.17 |
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Fetch |
And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene? |
04/03/2017 15:25:07 |
1.65 |
|
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Adiós Muchachos |
Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times. |
04/03/2017 15:25:07 |
1.51 |
|
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...And Justice for All |
Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins. |
04/03/2017 15:25:07 |
1.62 |
|
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Rated R |
Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry. |
04/03/2017 15:25:07 |
1.34 |
|
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Sword fight |
This is for movie nerds. Who gets it? |
04/03/2017 15:25:07 |
1.62 |
|
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Amelia Earhart |
Could it be real? |
04/03/2017 15:25:07 |
1.36 |
|
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Have a blast |
Well done, Mr. Bond. |
04/03/2017 15:25:07 |
1.36 |
|
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You've always wanted to do this |
Hit the street and write 50 tickets. |
04/03/2017 15:25:07 |
0.84 |
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Chasing pavements |
I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets. |
04/03/2017 15:25:07 |
0.99 |
|
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Compulsive ticketer |
You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means. |
04/03/2017 15:25:08 |
1.35 |
|
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Run Kelly, Run! |
Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters? |
04/03/2017 15:25:08 |
0.90 |
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Among thieves |
That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters. |
04/03/2017 15:25:08 |
1.13 |
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Gotta catch'em all |
Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters. |
04/03/2017 15:25:08 |
1.83 |
|
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First time is not a crime |
It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times. |
04/03/2017 15:25:08 |
1.19 |
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Sticky fingers |
Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry. |
04/03/2017 15:25:08 |
1.42 |
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Money talks |
After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict. |
04/03/2017 15:25:08 |
1.78 |
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