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I Used 25 Spi-Roll Attacks In A Game! |
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31/07/2017 20:59:04 |
2.34 |
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I Used 50 Spi-Roll Attacks In A Game! |
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31/07/2017 20:59:04 |
3.18 |
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I Am A True Rock 'N Roll Star! I Saved the Earth! |
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31/07/2017 20:59:04 |
2.28 |
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I Destroyed 500 Asteroids In A Single Game! |
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31/07/2017 20:59:04 |
1.98 |
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I Wrecked 1,000 Asteroids In A Single Game! |
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31/07/2017 20:59:05 |
2.28 |
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I Obliterated 2,500 Asteroids In A Single Game! |
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31/07/2017 20:59:05 |
2.41 |
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I have PASSED (with a C grade) in Rock 'N Roll! |
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31/07/2017 20:59:06 |
2.34 |
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B Stands for Brilliant! I am Better than your "average" hero! |
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31/07/2017 20:59:06 |
2.49 |
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A Stands for Awesome, Amazing, and Astonishing! |
I am an Ace at Rock 'N Roll! Bring on 'dem rocks! |
31/07/2017 20:59:06 |
2.58 |
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How do you get more Awesome than a mere A? |
Devastate the rocks and baddies in Rock 'N Roll! A+ baby! |
31/07/2017 20:59:06 |
2.58 |
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5 Beautiful Glimmering G.E.O.S. Gems Obtained! |
10% chance to save the Earth, let's go! |
31/07/2017 20:59:07 |
2.41 |
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10 G.E.O.S. Gems Ain't Cheesy.. or Easy! |
20% chance to save the Earth, let's go! |
31/07/2017 20:59:07 |
2.41 |
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25 G.E.O.S. Gems! Holy Play Hooky To Save an Earth Day! |
50% chance! Come on baby, don't fail me now! |
31/07/2017 20:59:07 |
2.58 |
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50,000 points isn't bad, right? |
..Hey this game ain't easy, don't tease me! |
31/07/2017 20:59:08 |
1.93 |
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100,000 points. Piece of cake! |
..Hand over a cold beer to go this this cake now eh? |
31/07/2017 20:59:08 |
2.11 |
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200,000 points, I could do this all day with my eyes closed! |
Now watch and you might learn something... *CRASH!* |
31/07/2017 20:59:08 |
2.23 |
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Half a million points, just a walk in the park! |
Hey, wake me up when something happens here, will ya? |
31/07/2017 20:59:09 |
2.34 |
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I'm a Millionaire! ..Too bad it's only points and |
a silly achievement on this crazy asteroid blasting game, hmm? |
31/07/2017 20:59:09 |
2.41 |
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I just got a Fail game, err I mean Full game achievement! |
Fail.. Full.. Potato, Patato ..It's an achievement anyhow! |
31/07/2017 20:59:09 |
1.67 |
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haXX0r I am! And proud of it mind you! |
When it comes to saving the Earth, anything goes I say! |
31/07/2017 20:59:10 |
2.71 |
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I'm totally BAE.. "Busy As Ever"!! |
You expect me to save the world when I got SUCH a BUSY life?!? |
31/07/2017 20:59:10 |
2.49 |
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I went all in and bought M.E.S.A protection !! |
My daddy always told me to "use protection" and well.. Now I've bought some protection! |
31/07/2017 20:59:11 |
2.34 |
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I'm Soooo Dizzy! Weeee! Maximum Rotation Speed!! |
..Ain't wastin' no time, I can turn on a dime! |
31/07/2017 20:59:11 |
3.18 |
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Don't Mess With Me! I'm a Bad Bad Man! |
Bad to the Bone.. My Fire Power is Full Blown! |
31/07/2017 20:59:11 |
3.18 |
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Gotta mission to save the world.. Momma didn't raise no fool! |
They say diamonds are forever, but this G.E.O.S. gem might be more clever! |
31/07/2017 20:59:12 |
2.49 |
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I didn't mean to shoot the one chance I had at saving you.. |
But I'm not on my A-game without my Dew! |
31/07/2017 20:59:12 |
1.95 |
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I Took them Triple Points of "K-OS" and I did NOT die! |
These Bull Riders think lasting 8 seconds is tough.. pfft, Try lasting 30 seconds with K-OS! |
31/07/2017 20:59:13 |
2.07 |
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That horrible vaporous red evil space blob ATE me! OMG! |
Now I know how it feels to be one of my potato chips! |
31/07/2017 20:59:13 |
2.04 |
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I got my first kill of something that isn't a Rock! |
That thing.. I thought at first that it was trying to help me shoot the rocks.. then I realized I was in serious trouble! |
31/07/2017 20:59:14 |
1.88 |
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I killed that slimy green space snake before it "blowed me up"! |
They just keep coming! Those things will explode their acidic innards all over your shiny pretty space ship! |
31/07/2017 20:59:14 |
2.23 |
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Holy Hell, where did that thing come from? I killed it, I killed it! |
They call it the VDS.. I call it my worst nightmare. It's moving vaporous eyes are such horror! |
31/07/2017 20:59:14 |
2.23 |
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Yahoo! I just earned my first extra life! |
Life out here is pretty grim, but I need all I can get to save my loved ones back on Earth! |
31/07/2017 20:59:15 |
1.82 |
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Five Extra Ships baby! That is NOT easy! Yay me! |
Five extra lives out here can be lost in mere seconds! But I cannot give up! |
31/07/2017 20:59:15 |
2.23 |
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I just found something real "purty" called Rhodium! |
OMG, this stuff is worth a TON! .Now where's a McD's when you need one?! |
31/07/2017 20:59:15 |
1.82 |
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Dang, this is nice looking stuff, it's gotta be worth somethin'! |
..It might be pretty, but it don't make good toilet paper if you run out! Just sayin'! |
31/07/2017 20:59:16 |
1.72 |
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Gold looks so much shinier when you're out in space! |
..It must be the clean air out here making this gold so.. well gold. |
31/07/2017 20:59:16 |
1.74 |
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I just went Platinum baby! |
..And people always told me I couldn't sing! This platinum proves them all wrong! |
31/07/2017 20:59:16 |
1.68 |
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I found something pretty decent called "iridium"! |
When I first saw the iridium, I thought it was like a big chocolate kiss wrapped in shiny foil! |
31/07/2017 20:59:16 |
1.69 |
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It's bluer than the Earth back home. |
It's so blue, it makes me feel blue and miss home and my family! |
31/07/2017 20:59:17 |
1.67 |
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This is the biggest darned Nickel I've ever seen! |
It's called nickel and worth only slightly more! |
31/07/2017 20:59:17 |
1.68 |
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Titanium! Wow! I'm rich! I'm rich! This stuff gotta be worth millions! |
...It's worth less than that Nickel I found! What?! ..This space hub is rippin' me off! |
31/07/2017 20:59:17 |
1.68 |
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Oh darn, it's just a big chunk of Iron! Whew! |
..I could have swore it was another darn asteroid and I was dead, but I heard the sound of the ship collector, woot! woot! |
31/07/2017 20:59:18 |
1.64 |
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If I ever live through this, I might start mining asteroids more often! |
$250,000 and all I can spend it on is this space ship! Argh! |
31/07/2017 20:59:18 |
2.07 |
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Half a million already!? Wow, this is sure easier than working fastfood service! |
Half a million dollars and not a single pizza joint anywhere around! |
31/07/2017 20:59:18 |
2.14 |
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I'm a millionaire! One million bucks I've earned baby!! |
I wish I could hire those Vaporous Death things to work for me instead of trying to kill me! |
31/07/2017 20:59:18 |
2.34 |
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What is this CANNON doing out here in Space?!! Can I harvest that iron? |
WoooHooooo!! Mommmmmmy! Ohhhh Wowwwww! Yeee Hawwww! |
31/07/2017 20:59:19 |
1.80 |
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I like "purty" things! I have now scooped up 10 Rhodiums! |
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31/07/2017 20:59:19 |
2.71 |
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It's 10 Osmium I gathered, NOT "opium" as in drugs! Geez! |
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31/07/2017 20:59:20 |
2.34 |
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With all this 10 gold I've collected.. I should be able to make me a nice "golden" stack of pancakes! Mmm.. |
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31/07/2017 20:59:20 |
2.34 |
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I just hit 10 times "Platinum" baby! Look at me go! |
..With this last platinum, I just matched Garth Brooks first album from 1989, as that album also got 10 platinum too! Woohoo! |
31/07/2017 20:59:20 |
2.23 |
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I can't get "rid" of "Iridium".. Now I've got TEN! |
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31/07/2017 20:59:21 |
2.14 |
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10 X Cobalt, holy moly! ..I'll have a blue "Cobalt" Christmas without you! |
"You'll be dead and in fright with your Christmas of Plight.. But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Cobalt Christmas!" |
31/07/2017 20:59:21 |
2.07 |
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Cha-Ching! I just found my 10th Nickel out here in space! Would be nice to find like a Quarter now! |
"10 Nickels = 50 cents... Ugh. ..I'll never be able to buy that faster fire power at this rate!" |
31/07/2017 20:59:21 |
2.11 |
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10 Titaniums now! Sounds important! (It's really not! Nickels are more valuable!) |
They may not be worth much, but they would look nice hangin' on my Christmas tree |
31/07/2017 20:59:22 |
1.98 |
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These little asteroid wanna-be things! Argh, I got 10 of them now! |
"The first iron cluster scared me as I hit it, now they are just annoying!" |
31/07/2017 20:59:22 |
1.95 |
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I've now collected 10 of each pretty, shiny, thing out here! |
"It's nice to have a hobby that you enjoy when you're out in space killing monsters, shooting asteroids, and saving the world!" |
31/07/2017 20:59:22 |
2.71 |
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Resource Hoarder! ..20 of each! |
"Mine! All Mine! Give me! Mine! Gimme, Giime!" |
31/07/2017 20:59:22 |
2.88 |
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100% Authentic Play! No In-Game Cheats Activated! |
"I may not be able to save the Earth, but nobody.. I mean NOBODY can ever say I saved humanity by cheating!" |
31/07/2017 20:59:23 |
1.68 |
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I've now pawned 10 Iron balls! A penny saved, a penny earned! |
"They gave me that look when I pawned them dull dirty iron balls, but I held my head high!" |
31/07/2017 20:59:23 |
2.07 |
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I done learned how to make 'dat money! 10 'dem Rhodiums sold now! |
"It's really hard to part with something so purty, but I told it that it was me, not it when I left it" |
31/07/2017 20:59:23 |
2.88 |
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OMG! I "KILT" every asteroid rock thing! It's all gone! Did I win? I won huh?!? |
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31/07/2017 20:59:24 |
1.77 |
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Another wave of them rocks gone! I feel like they will never end.. |
"5 waves of asteroids, so many close deaths.. But they are worth it! Gotta save 'em" |
31/07/2017 20:59:24 |
2.23 |
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That's the 10th wave of Asteroids blasted! So many rocks! |
"Each new wave presents more danger, more crumbles, more aliens.. Can I do it?" |
31/07/2017 20:59:25 |
2.41 |
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15 waves of Asteroids! Holy hell in space! Gotta keep pushin'! |
"I swear these asteroids are trollin' me now.. is this a really bad dream? Wake up self! Wake up!" |
31/07/2017 20:59:25 |
2.71 |
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I just got SHOT while flying that fast!! That's GOTTA be Auto-Aim! |
"That thing, that thing is cheatin'! How do I report that thing for hackin' with auto-aim!?" |
31/07/2017 20:59:25 |
2.49 |
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I am an official "8008" by getting that exact score, 8008 uploaded to the leaderboards.. |
Proud to use external cheat applications to HACK.. making me an official BOOB! |
01/10/2017 00:34:04 |
2.49 |
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I just made a new friend in space! |
This little A55 Kicker really kicks some ass! |
12/10/2017 10:07:55 |
1.98 |
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Mother Sucker! Wow.. I'm good at sucking this junk up! |
I just learned how much fun it is to suck! Yummy! |
12/10/2017 10:07:55 |
1.98 |
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I'm getting soo good at sucking it all up baby! |
Mmm, Mmm, Good.. Sucking it All up 5 times in a single game! Sluurrrrp! |
12/10/2017 10:07:56 |
2.71 |
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I am a true Rock Breaker! |
5,000 Rocks Shattered.. and counting! |
24/11/2017 04:12:07 |
2.88 |
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10K Rock RAWKER! |
10,000 Rocks you say? ..I'm just getting started! |
24/11/2017 04:12:08 |
3.18 |
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Two Million Bones! |
Millions come EASY when you're this damn good! |
24/11/2017 04:12:08 |
2.41 |
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OMG! I'm an 8 Second Man! |
It's not easy lasting 8 seconds before exploding! |
24/11/2017 04:12:09 |
2.58 |
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I'm a 30 Second Dream Machine! |
Holding it for 30 whole seconds takes mad skills! |
24/11/2017 04:12:10 |
2.07 |
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45 Seconds Baby! Get in Line! |
You gotta get in line if you wanna play now! I got massive lasting power here! |
24/11/2017 04:12:10 |
2.28 |
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90 Seconds of Pure Perfection! |
I'm just getting warmed up, are you ready for more? |
24/11/2017 04:12:11 |
2.49 |
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1 Minute of Frantic, Furious Action! |
Who ain't got time for a minute man?! Call on me whenever you got a minute to spare baby! |
24/11/2017 04:12:11 |
2.28 |
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2 Minutes. Double the Fun! |
I never thought I could last two minutes, but it went by too fast honey! |
24/11/2017 04:12:12 |
2.34 |
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3 Whole Minutes Equals Triple Pleasure! |
First I tried the 2 min action, now I'm loving the 3 min! |
24/11/2017 04:12:12 |
2.71 |
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4 Fabulous Minutes is how I rock it! |
I just gave it 4.. had so much fun that I wanna last a few more! |
24/11/2017 04:12:13 |
3.18 |
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5 Minutes I Stayed Alive! High Five! |
Not anyone can last 5 minutes of that wild ride, but I lasted and held my pride! |
24/11/2017 04:12:14 |
3.18 |
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I Scored 1,000+ in Hard Rock Mode! |
Nothin' to be shy about, 1k points is worthy with only one life to live! |
24/11/2017 04:12:14 |
2.34 |
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I just achieved 2,500 points in the hardest of hard times! |
Hard Rock Mode: 2,500 Points! Respect this! |
24/11/2017 04:12:15 |
2.34 |
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5,000 Points in Hard Rock mode! |
Bow to me now. Before I give you my 5k "pow"! |
24/11/2017 04:12:16 |
2.58 |
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You Can't Top This! TEN THOUSAND in Hard Rock Baby! |
The skills required to get 10k is higher than what's needed to be in the NFL today! |
24/11/2017 04:12:16 |
2.71 |
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10 Fast Paced, Furious Minutes! |
Who wouldn't want someone who can last 10+ minutes at this kinda action!? |
23/12/2017 04:12:25 |
3.18 |
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15 Minutes of Hard C.. err R..ock Action! I'm a Rock 'n Roll God! |
I dare anyone to last this long! |
23/12/2017 04:12:25 |
3.18 |
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20 Mind Blastin' Hard & Fast Minutes of This!? |
You can't handle this! ..You can't handle me baby! |
23/12/2017 04:12:26 |
3.18 |
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Half an Hour Of Pure Perfection! RAWR! |
I am truly One-In-A-Million! I'm THAT damn good! |
23/12/2017 04:12:27 |
3.18 |
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25,000 Points in Hard Rock Madness! Holy Smokes I'm Good! |
Instincts of a cheetah, Blessed Skills of the Heavens! That's Me Baby! |
23/12/2017 04:12:28 |
3.18 |
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I collected my first Zaxpoleon Dynamite! |
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15/01/2018 23:17:26 |
1.98 |
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I've collected FIVE Zaxpoleon Dynamites! |
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15/01/2018 23:17:27 |
2.34 |
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I've collected TEN Zaxpoleon Dynamites! |
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15/01/2018 23:17:28 |
2.58 |
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I've collected TWENTY FIVE Zaxpoleon Dynamites! |
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15/01/2018 23:17:28 |
2.88 |
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Oops! I done blown up my A55 Kicker! |
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15/01/2018 23:17:29 |
2.58 |
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ARGH! I blew myself! What an explosion! Sheesh! |
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15/01/2018 23:17:30 |
2.11 |
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Take that boss man! I exploded on you! Rawr! |
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15/01/2018 23:17:30 |
2.58 |
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Kamikaze That Mr Space Worm! Blown to HELL! Ha! |
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15/01/2018 23:17:31 |
3.18 |
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I blew that tentacle looking bastard to kingdom come! |
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15/01/2018 23:17:31 |
3.18 |
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I just blasted my first asteroid with Zaxpoleon Dynamite! WhooHooo! |
What a freakin' Blast! |
15/01/2018 23:17:32 |
2.14 |
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It wasn't easy, but I ain't cheesy! |
That lightning shootin' alien ship just got REKT by yours truly! |
15/01/2018 23:17:32 |
2.07 |
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That damn dynamite saved my life! That red space blob is vaporized! |
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15/01/2018 23:17:33 |
2.58 |
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I done learned a whole lot about well.. about rocks and shiny stuff! |
Momma didn't raise no fool! |
25/01/2018 02:10:33 |
2.23 |
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I tried going "All In" with "Up Your A55" and I gotta say, It is Amazing! |
"Up Yours Too Buddy!" ;-) |
29/01/2018 01:06:07 |
2.28 |
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No obstacle is too big if you set your mind to beating it! |
Monster Rock + Me = Pile of Dust! |
18/06/2018 18:54:04 |
3.18 |
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I didn't let good ol' earth take even a scratch baby! |
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18/06/2018 18:54:05 |
3.18 |
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I was getting lazy out in space, drinking a cold beer |
And then this big ugly green rock thing did appear! |
21/10/2019 23:41:48 |
2.41 |
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I kicked his ass! Yeah! The bigger they are, the harder they fall! |
Oh My God did he leave a lot of parts in my way! |
21/10/2019 23:41:48 |
2.88 |
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